"God Hates Lady Gaga" Fred Phelps Sings!

Matthew Filipowicz, 12.31.2009

Comedian, Cartoonist, Satirist

Fred Phelps has made a name for himself bringing hate to the world through his ministry, the Westboro Baptist Church, and his website "God Hates Fags"...

The Only Solution to Aiport Security--Fly Naked!

William Klein, 12.30.2009

Political strategist, writer, humorist in Washington, D.C.

Breaking News...Dateline Hawaii President Barack Obama emerged fully naked from an ocean swim to support the recommendation by his terrorism task for...

Ask Budweiser to Step Down From the Chamber of Commerce

Matthew Filipowicz, 12.30.2009

Comedian, Cartoonist, Satirist

Many companies have quit the U.S. Chamber of Commerce over its extreme anti-environmental views and actions. Apple has quit. Nike has quit. Exelon ...

The Biggest Conspiracy Of All

Chris Weigant, 12.23.2009

Author, Political Commentator, and Blogger (ChrisWeigant.com)

I have uncovered a big, fat conspiracy that is no mere theory. We're either being lied to, or we're joining in the propagation of the lie ourselves, with merriment.

Obama Dresses As Santa Claus, Meets With Children

Matthew Filipowicz, 12.23.2009

Comedian, Cartoonist, Satirist

After several unpopular compromises on health care reform, and after the revelation that the White House didn't put any pressure on Joe Lieberman to s...

My Annual Holiday Letter

Lesley Stern, 12.25.2009

Writer, counselor to the nouveau poor

I've also made great strides on the financial front. I discovered how to get the laundry machines in the basement to work without quarters! That ought to save me several dollars a week.

Tiger Woods Story Apparently Has Nothing To Do with Healthcare Reform Or Anything Else Important To Us

Scott Blakeman, 12.21.2009

Political comedian

Although you wouldn't know it by the front page tabloid news stories or the endless panel discussions on television, the Tiger Woods story has nothing to do with our lives.

Dr. Politics Answers Letters from Connecticut Joe, Mischievous Mitch, and Harried Harry

Rick Horowitz, 12.18.2009

Satirist and syndicated columnist

Dear Dr. Politics: I'm hoping you can help me with a problem. I'm a member of a small but important government organization located on Capitol Hill. (Hint: It has 100 members, two from each state.)

Target Women: Lessons 2009 (VIDEO)

Sarah Haskins, 12.18.2009

Host of “infoMania’s” "Target Women" on Current TV

This year, I realized that we can't be perfect wives, mothers, career-women, and super-hot sex babes all at once. And then, I turned on the TV, and I remembered: of course we can! All we need is Stuff!

Holiday Songfest: It's Another Ho-Ho-Horowitz Christmas!

Rick Horowitz, 12.16.2009

Satirist and syndicated columnist

Jingle Bells // Sarah sells // Now she's got a book // Truth? Or lies? // While she tries and tries // To be worth a second look. // Oh, the weather outside is frightful // And the GOP is spiteful

Obama Quits, Cedes Presidency to Lieberman

Matthew Filipowicz, 12.15.2009

Comedian, Cartoonist, Satirist

You might think that Joe Lieberman is happy. And he is.

One Day in Cheating: Accenture? Really?

Jeff Kreisler, 12.15.2009

Get Rich Cheating, Bill Hicks Spirit Award, Comedy Central

Accenture Cuts Tiger The Cheater Says: Really? Accenture? Formerly Arthur Andersen, the company that gave Enron accounting advice, then audited ...

Watch Out, You Bloodthirsty Liberals - I'm Voting Pro-Life

Jack Helmuth, 12.17.2009

While driving on the New York State Thruway last week, I passed a car with a bumper sticker that said, "I Vote Pro-Life." Always on the lookout for s...

How to Live on $0 a Day: Top Gift Ideas for 2009

Lesley Stern, 12.16.2009

Writer, counselor to the nouveau poor

If you happen to have some spare sanitary napkins around, or know where you can borrow some, you've got the makings for some cushy slippers with non-slip grip strips and a built in deodorant feature for fresh feet.

Dreidel Mania

Melanie Chartoff, 12.28.2009

TV, Film Actress, Humor Columnist, Theraprovist

Santa is lugging Sony Playstations. Traditions are toppling and mutating to the point where we can scarcely remember their original intent. Oy! Even the dreidel has gone millennial.

Kristopher Kringle, Beloved Children's Entertainer, Dead at 1000+

Jilly Gagnon, 12.21.2009

Writer

Kris Kringle died last night at his home in the North Pole. He is best known for his work as "Santa Claus" and "Saint Nicholas." When sarcasm grew in the 80s, his career tanked, marred by low-budget films starring Tim Allen.

Mighty Movie Podcast: The Fish vs. the Fist: Kevin Heffernan on Broken Lizard's The Slammin' Salmon

Dan Persons, 12.11.2009

Film Journalist

To put it bluntly, the holidays bum me out. I don't think it really has anything to do with the occasion -- y'know, all that stuff about how we instin...

QUIZ: Admitting you have an Internet Addiction

Jilly Gagnon, 12.09.2009

Writer

Fall City treatment center has provided this checklist to help individuals determine whether they or a loved one are suffering from internet addiction:

School Criticized for "Safe Shakes" Campaign

Joel Schwartzberg, 12.08.2009

Essayist, Author of "The 40-Year-Old Version"

Utah's Joycelyn Elders Elementary School has become ground zero in a debate over "safe shakes education" -- a campaign encouraging prophylactic measur...

Glenn Beck Proves Carbon Dioxide Is Safe

Matthew Filipowicz, 12.07.2009

Comedian, Cartoonist, Satirist

With the Copenhagen climate talks under way, Glenn Beck wants America to know that he is not happy with Barack Obama or the Environmental Protection A...

No Confusion When It Comes to the "Isms"

Deborah Plummer, 12.06.2009

Diversity Solutions Thought Leader

In Cleveland, the Call & Post recently depicted Ohio State Senator Turner as Aunt Jemima. There should be no confusion that Aunt Jemima is a derogatory, demeaning label of racism and sexism.