"The Bachelor/ette" franchise may have finally been completely ruined for us last night after Amy Schumer's guest appearance during one of Kaitlyn's group dates. That's how brilliant she was, turning the show into what it really should be, what it was meant to be.
We start another season of the Bachelorette and it's more amazing than ever, because it has two bachelorettes pitted against each other in a death match. In the montage of both women, we see that Kaitlyn knows the word "deflect" and Britt is insane.
We open with Chris telling Britt that she isn't the Bachelorette! Holy #$%$ that was NOT what I thought. What the F. I predict some of the guys just up and leave when they realize Britt is gone. That's so totally bizarre.
Can we really blame them for taking a hot and heavy makeout session to the next obvious level? And if we can, then we've got to be consistent with our blame: If women are expected to abstain, then men must be too.
In a world where we, as women, are all already comparing ourselves to one another, the last thing we need is an emphasis on this unfair comparison, and that's exactly what this Bachelorette announcement did.