Conan, the last time I checked, NBC had paid you a ton of money to stay on the beach. So either you've been able to pocket 40 million dollars and get back on TV, or you're walking away from a small fortune.
Robert Downey Jr. won the award for Best Actor in a Movie Abomination for pretending to play Sherlock Holmes. These awards really are meaningless. He shouldn't be rewarded for that film; he should be punished.
Michael Steele tries to appeal to the Republican base through racial slurs, saying: "Our platform is one of the best political documents that's been written in the last 25 years. Honest Injun on that."