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Posted 05.22.2013 | Comedy

Thanks to redditor ezziecat, the book can finally be closed on which way the toilet paper roll goes. Of course it's over... you can't fold the...

Paper Is Not Dead! (VIDEO)

Posted 03.18.2013 | Home

See More Laughs Add Marlo On Facebook: Follow Marlo on Twitter: @MarloThomas...

The Hidden Danger in Recycled Toilet Paper

Maia James | Posted 05.08.2013 | Healthy Living
Maia James

Would you guess that the product recommendation I struggle with most in my consulting practice is toilet paper?

19 Ridiculous Toilet Paper Holders

Posted 01.07.2013 | Comedy

That little plastic rod which holds your toilet paper doesn't have to be the most boring thing in your bathroom (or even your entire house). Thanks to...

One NY Startup's Crappy Idea

The Huffington Post | Nate C. Hindman | Posted 01.07.2013 | Small Business

Two young entrepreneurs want you to look before you wipe. Brothers Jordan and Bryan Silverman are the co-founders of Star Toilet Paper, a startup that...

Ex-Bailout Watchdog: U.S. 'Pretty F*cked'

The Huffington Post | James Sunshine | Posted 08.07.2012 | Business

Neil Barofsky, the former Inspector General of the Troubled Asset Relief Fund, can sum up the state of the nation in two words: "Pretty fucked." Th...

WATCH: Man Won't Leave Bathroom Until He Raises $50,000

Posted 01.04.2013 | Impact

What if every crap you took could make a difference? It's a question that social entrepreneur Simon Griffiths asked the world to ponder as he took a b...

The Public Restroom Survival Guide

Uloop | Posted 01.07.2013 | College

We all have our strategies for guarding ourselves against the atrocities of the public restroom. Whatever your methods, there's really no way to win, but there are a few helpful things to know when you're stuck on campus and nature calls.

Trenton's Police Officers Can Now Use As Much Toilet Paper As They Want

Reuters | Posted 05.14.2012 | Business

March 14 (Reuters) - The great toilet paper crisis in New Jersey's capital city is over. Police, firefighters and other Trenton city w...

Report: Thieves Target Toilet Paper At NM Diner | David Moye | Posted 01.07.2013 | Weird News

By Associated Press ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico restaurant employee says he's now seen it all, after three men left his diner with rolls of ...

PHOTOS: You Won't Believe What This Runner Is Made Out Of

Stylelist Home/The Huffington Post | Brie Dyas | Posted 01.04.2013 | HuffPost Home

This gorgeously modern runner may be minimal, but it's hiding a big secret: It's made from toilet paper tubes. And while no one would be able to recog...

Cops: Thieves Stole $60K In Toilet Paper, Plastic Cutlery

Posted 01.23.2014 | Crime

They just could't spare a square. A Chicago-area warehouse worker teamed up with an alleged murderer to steal $60,000 in toilet paper and disposabl...

Laura Stampler

Say Yes To The ... Toilet Paper Wedding Dress | Laura Stampler | Posted 01.04.2013 | Women

Oscar de la Renta, Vera Wang and... Charmin Ultra? Cheap Chic Weddings has announced the winner of their Seventh Annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress ...

Man Accused Of Stealing Toilet Paper — And His Brother's Identiy

Posted 02.13.2014 | Weird News

Oh brother! A man allegedly stole a case of toilet paper from city hall in Lawrence, Mass. and then blamed his brother for the dirty deed, authorities...

"Cool in the Shades"

Jerry Zezima | Posted 07.16.2011 | Comedy
Jerry Zezima

I have never been mistaken for Jack Nicholson, the eternally cool Hollywood legend who wears sunglasses everywhere, but I can imagine starring in the following dramatic scene with my wife, Sue.

Wilderness Woman Gives Straight Poop Answering Nature's Call In The Woods

AOL Weird News | Posted 11.15.2011 | Weird News

Imagine yourself enjoying the great outdoors when, all of a sudden, nature calls. With no bathroom in sight, what's a city slicker to do? How does one...

Toilet Paper Discovery Forces Plane's Evacuation

AOL Travel News | Posted 06.23.2011 | Travel

Yes, the headline was written error-free: An Alaska Airlines jet was evacuated Friday afternoon after a 'suspicious powder' was found in the plane's l...

Cory Booker: No More Toilet Paper For Newark (VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011 | New York

Newark city employees may have to start carrying a roll of Charmin's to work. Mayor Cory Booker says the city can no longer afford to buy toilet pape...

White Goat or White Elephant?

Jonathan A. Schein | Posted 05.25.2011 | Green
Jonathan A. Schein

How exactly does a 63,000 pound machine that converts used office paper into rolls of toilet tissue make a difference in our carbon footprint?

Toilet Paper Bridal Gown Part of Fashion, Pop Art Tradition

Tove Hermanson | Posted 01.07.2013 | Style
Tove Hermanson

The idea of paper dresses went viral when Scott Paper Co. adopted the idea in 1966. To the surprise of many, Scott sold half a million of them in eight months.

Halloween? Bah, Humbug!

Michael DeJong | Posted 05.25.2011 | Green
Michael DeJong

Now don't get me wrong, I enjoy festive holidays as much as the next person, but we eco-freaks can't help ourselves from sucking the fun out of things, particularly when it comes to harming children.

The 10 Neatest New York Inventions Ever

Alex Santoso | Posted 05.25.2011 | New York
Alex Santoso

New York, as my friends and family who live there like to say, is the center of the universe and the source of everything important in life. Like Christmas.

Colbert: The Toilet Paper Battle Escalates To "World War 3-Ply" (VIDEO)

Posted 01.07.2013 | Green

Wednesday night on The Colbert Report, Colbert joked about rectal splinters and using the next softest thing - a spotted owl - if environmentalists wi...

The War Over Plush Toilet Paper | David A. Fahrenthold | Posted 05.25.2011 | Green

Plush U.S. toilet paper is usually made by chopping down and grinding up trees that were decades or even a century old. They want Americans, like Euro...

Do Toilets Gross You Out?

Kiri Westby | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Kiri Westby

Regardless of the antibacterial soap and the special seat liners, public bathrooms can bring out the inner hypochondriac in all of us, myself included.