Denmark
Trump said he wouldn't visit Denmark because the country won't sell Greenland.
He seems to think Denmark might go for it because "we protect Denmark."
The island has already made clear it is not for sale.
“During the Trump regime, pretty much everything in the U.S., including its government, has most definitely been for sale," the magazine jokes.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Sources tell The Wall Street Journal that Trump has asked White House counsel to look into buying the ice-covered Danish territory.
Joachim B. Olsen, an Olympic shot put silver medalist running to be a member of Denmark's Parliament, placed a campaign ad on Pornhub.
Researchers examined all children born in Denmark from 1999 to 2010 ― a group of 657,461 children.
A plane carrying the bodies of Norwegian Maren Ueland, 28, and Louisa Vesterager Jespersen, 24, took off Friday from Casablanca for Denmark.
Fox Business' Trish Regan compared the Scandinavian country to Venezuela, a nation in crisis.
Women who wear full-face veils in Denmark could face fines of over $1,500 plus jail time.