Donald Trump Jr.
But the Trump Foundation is being investigated in New York.
For good measure, he calls Trump Sr. an "a**hole," too.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"The new 'Children of the Corn' movie looks terrifying."
The nominee's children have been deeply involved in his campaign, so it's odd for them to be absent during these critical weeks.
It appears the Trump heir mistakenly assumed he was the first person to use this line.
Even if this is a joke, it's not particularly funny.
Did he forget who he is?
Trump Jr.'s speechwriter wrote the column where the passage originated.