Rick Perry
That's one way to celebrate Festivus.
Forget escaping to Canada -- we need to leave the planet.
Only science based on rigorous, peer-reviewed research designed with full freedom of inquiry will work.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
We're past MAGA and into full-on Dada.
The workers' union chief says employees are "shocked" and "concerned" over the plan.
Perry famously forgot the name of the Department of Energy during a 2011 presidential debate. Oops.
Former Texas Governor Rick Perry is under consideration to be the Secretary of Energy in Trump's administration.
He's not worried about the Russians and not impressed by the Floridian.
"For Comey to stand up and make excuses for Hillary Clinton is absolutely and totally unacceptable."