You're seated at an ivory table in an Ikea-furnished room. A mustached man in a tailcoat enters, and gently sets 2 unmarked bottles of wine down on the table along with a crystal tasting glass. He informs you in his thick German accent that one bottle is $5, and the other $50, and politely challenges you to taste them to identify the more expensive of the two.
Just knowing that stage fright originates in my lizard brain, and not my conscious one made it seem less threatening to me. Then we got down to solutions that might put that bad boy to sleep so I could enjoy talking to people about my favorite subject, our Home Free experiences. Here's what we came up with: