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Twas the Night Before Christmas

Daily Meditation: The Night Before Christmas

The Huffington Post | Antonia Blumberg | Posted 12.24.2014 | Religion

We all need help maintaining our personal spiritual practice. We hope that these Daily Meditations, prayers and mindful awareness exercises can be par...

Christmas Isn't Complete Without A George W. Bush Bedtime Story

The Huffington Post | Chris Gentilviso & Christine Conetta | Posted 12.23.2014 | Politics

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney w...

'Twas the Default Magic Maker

M. Blazoned | Posted 02.21.2015 | Parents
M. Blazoned

'Twas the week before Christmas when all through the house, stuff was getting done, but not by a mouse. The stockings were hung, by the chimney with care, they have to be filled, insert a swear word here.

A Silent Night

John McCormick | Posted 02.18.2015 | Parents
John McCormick

Christmas morning broke clear and cold. All the soldiers waited quietly in their trenches. When it seemed that no one could stand the waiting any longer, one soldier climbed out of his trench. He waved a white flag.

'Twas the Night Before Christmas' Is Way Better With Curse Words

The Huffington Post | Bill Bradley | Posted 12.19.2014 | Comedy

"'Twas the Night Before Christmas" is one of the most-beloved Christmas traditions, but, let's face it, you just don't have time for that stuff nowada...

An Ode To Being Single During The Holidays

Posted 12.26.2013 | Divorce

Kissing under the mistletoe. Kissing at midnight on New Year's Eve. Just kissing because you can kiss. Clearly, there are a lot of kissing-related act...

The Night Before Christmas, Version 2.0

Terry Connelly | Posted 01.26.2014 | Politics
Terry Connelly

'Twas the night of Black Friday, And all through the Malls, The shoppers were stirring, Over-crowding the halls.

WATCH: Bo Steals The Show At First Lady's Christmas Reading

The Huffington Post | Adam Goldberg | Posted 12.24.2012 | Politics

First Lady Michelle Obama recently took some time to read the holiday classic "'Twas The Night Before Christmas" to kids at Children's National Medica...

Twas the Night Before Christopher Walken, As Told By Kevin Pollak

Shira Lazar | Posted 02.13.2013 | Comedy
Shira Lazar

Film legend Kevin Pollak (A Few Good Men, Middle Men) reads the classic poem "The Night Before Christmas" and adds some commentary of his own.

WATCH: 'Twas The Night Before Christmas' Like You've Never Heard It Before

Posted 12.06.2012 | Comedy

"By the way, I know a pimp named Sugarplum." Jimmy Fallon and Tracy Morgan's reading of 'Twas The Night Before Christmas' goes pretty much exactly ...

What's Your Favorite Childhood Holiday Memory?

Tom Cramer | Posted 01.27.2013 | Fifty
Tom Cramer

In my opinion, there can never again be anything as magical as Christmastime during my childhood in the 70's. Sure, every kid dreamed about the toys and presents they hoped to receive, but it was so much more than that.

WATCH: Fallon's Christmas Mad Lib With Patton Oswalt, T.I., BriWi & More

Posted 12.23.2011 | Comedy

Jimmy Fallon continued his holiday tradition of reading "Twas The Night Before Christmas" on Thursday, but this time around he brought in some friends...

I'm Dreaming of a Newt Christmas

Steve Nelson | Posted 02.12.2012 | Comedy
Steve Nelson

'Tis just weeks before Christmas and all through the land, The prospects for Republicans aren't looking so grand.

Twas The Night Before Christmas Poem: Original Lyrics (TEXT)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Books

One of the oldest and most popular Christmas poems ever, commonly referred to as "Twas The Night Before Christmas," was written in the early 19th cent...

WATCH: Snoop Dogg Reads A Christmas Story

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

It's hard to believe it but Christmas is only a couple days away. So if you haven't gotten into the holiday spirit by now, you're going to need some h...

How Did Donahue Score That Interview? And What Is the Newest Crony Capitalism Outrage?

Cliff Schecter | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books
Cliff Schecter

In the tradition of others who have looked at the bleak social conditions that surround them and the corrupt institutions that seek not to improve things, I give you good satire.

Jason Linkins

Chris Christie, New Jersey Governor, Reads 'A Visit From St. Nicholas' | Jason Linkins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Hey, everyone! Are you a fan of the Yuletide season? Or New Jersey? Well, either way, you will be thrilled to see New Jersey Governor Chris Christie ...

Gridlocked (Out) At Christmas

Jamie Lee Curtis | Posted 05.25.2011 | Green
Jamie Lee Curtis

I am spending my holiday in the mountains of Idaho in our log cabin, and after a lovely Christmas Eve pizza party, the lights went out -- everywhere.