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That Time Kanye West "Discovered" Sir Paul McCartney: A Modern Fairytale

Chiara Cortese | Posted 01.15.2015 | Entertainment
Chiara Cortese

So, for all you tweens and teens and people who live under rocks in general, just in case Kanye decides to do any more collaborating with old white dudes in the future, I've put together a little cheat sheet for you.

The Funniest 2015 New Year's Resolution Jokes The Twittersphere Has To Offer

The Huffington Post | Andy McDonald | Posted 12.31.2014 | Comedy

Are you prepared for the New Year's resolutions that are about to flood your feed? It's as much a tradition as watching the ball drop: making promi...

The Characters You Follow On Twitter

Sajeel Qureshi | Posted 01.25.2015 | Small Business
Sajeel Qureshi

Twitter lies. There are definitely more than 140 characters allowed in the Twittersphere. Here are some of the many idiots and characters that you follow on Twitter.

One Direction Fans Can Make Anyone Famous -- And They Chose Jerry The Lamp Builder

The Huffington Post | Amanda Scherker | Posted 11.25.2014 | Teen

In a post-#AlexFromTarget world, literally nothing about Internet fame should surprise you anymore. But one subset of teens on Twitter, the all-mighty...

Reader's Digest Will Now Pay You For Your Clever Tweets

The Huffington Post | Jackson Connor | Posted 11.10.2014 | Media

Reader's Digest will now pay you for your clever, 140-character musings -- $25 to be exact. After the magazine printed a tweet from comedian Dan Wi...

The Funniest Tweets From People In Fashion

The Huffington Post | Megan Mayer | Posted 11.07.2014 | Style

Another week has gone by and people are tweeting as often as Instagrammers are snapping photos of foliage. Man Repeller realized that letter from ...

Jets Receiver Asks Jets Why They Love The Team

The Huffington Post | Kyle Franco | Posted 10.31.2014 | Sports

It's not a fun time to be a fan of the New York Jets, despite GM John Idzik's optimism. Jets wide receiver Eric Decker tried to keep morale high aroun...

The Funniest Tweets From People In The Fashion World This Week

The Huffington Post | Megan Mayer | Posted 10.12.2014 | Style

Now that fashion month is officially over and our feeds are no longer inundated with runway photos and videos, we can all take a step back to enjoy so...

The 10 Best Marketing Tweets I've Ever Seen

Melanie Curtin | Posted 10.27.2014 | Business
Melanie Curtin

While a brand used to have to spend zillions of dollars to get its ad on TV or its logo on a billboard, now social media like Twitter make it possible to reach millions of people quickly, without spending millions of dollars.

I Don't Want Your Apology. I Want You to Think Before You Tweet.

Madeline Wahl | Posted 09.22.2014 | Entertainment
Madeline Wahl

Why make the statement at all? Why feel the need to tweet something immediately instead of sleeping on it, or even waiting five minutes and actually considering whether it's something that should be sent out into the world?

This Anti-Hashtag Tells Annoying Social Media To #GoF*ckItself

The Huffington Post | William Goodman | Posted 06.12.2014 | Comedy

We all know that person. You know, the one who constantly tweets or posts a series of ridiculous hashtags to update you on every. single. moment. of. ...

Sass And iHeartRadio Photos Filled Our Twitter Feeds This Week

The Huffington Post | Megan Mayer | Posted 05.03.2014 | Style

Twitter was a bit chaotic this week since it was the 10 year anniversary of "Mean Girls." (The most tweetable movie in the history of, well, ever). An...

I Was Raised By the Internet: On Sharing Your Life With Everyone and No One at Once

H. Alan Scott | Posted 06.21.2014 | Technology
H. Alan Scott

I don't want to give up on technology, it's part of my life, part of who I am. That said, I do want to make it work for me so that I can be a complete person.

Your First Tweet Was Probably Better Than These Celebrities'

The Huffington Post | Emily Thomas | Posted 03.20.2014 | Technology

It’s been eight years since Twitter’s blue birdy first entered our lives. In honor of that fateful day, Twitter has unveiled the First Tweet searc...

Kate Upton Gets Magical Wedding Proposal

Posted 02.10.2014 | Celebrity

Kate Upton was out with Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander when she got a very public wedding proposal, complete with a giant engagement ring. ...

7 Things We Should Give up Doing On Social Media in 2014

Mark Brennan Rosenberg | Posted 02.19.2014 | Comedy
Mark Brennan Rosenberg

I am going to literally unfriend them and literally walk to their apartment to check their pulse to make sure they didn't literally die. When you literally die, you're dead and cannot post on Facebook.

My Creepy Obsession With King Richard, Part Two: Reaching Out to Aneurin Barnard's 'Fan Club' for Help

Juliette Fretté | Posted 03.17.2014 | Comedy
Juliette Fretté

Hear ye, hear ye! All hell breaketh loose in Richard-land. Yes, my friends, yes: The fates have thrown a spear through my path. But like an Olympia...

Dark Skin = Un-American?

Reef Karim, D.O. | Posted 11.19.2013 | Entertainment
Reef Karim, D.O.

Apparently being American means being white and having a name everyone's familiar with.It means being comfortable with what you know and who you know. It means being fearful of the unknown. And it means not having dark skin.

My Creepy Obsession With King Richard, Part One: Husband Declares War on Adorable Actor 'Aneurin Barnard'

Juliette Fretté | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Juliette Fretté

I decided to funnel my violent energies toward what may be a more uplifting bottomless pit of indulgence. Namely my new obsession: actor Aneurin Barnard, who plays Richard III in the Starz Miniseries. The White Queen.

Weed-Seeker Gets Pranked By Cops On Twitter

The Huffington Post | Posted 08.15.2013 | Technology

Here's some solid life advice: If you're on the hunt for marijuana, don't tweet about it. Kunith Baheerathan, a mechanic at Mr. Lube in Toronto, C...

The Funniest Royal Baby Tweets So Far

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 07.22.2013 | Comedy

The Great Kate Wait is almost over now that Kate Middleton is in labor (excuse me, labour) and the world is prepared to spend its Monday speculating a...

An Open Letter (aka a Very Long Tweet) to Lindy West About Retweeting My Tweet

Travis Irvine | Posted 09.02.2013 | Comedy
Travis Irvine

I do not make rape jokes and I do not think rape is funny. I support you in your fight against domestic violence, the abuse of women and misogyny, but your fight to ban horrible things from comedy is fruitless.

According To This Map, Twitter Is Racist Everywhere

gawker.com | Posted 05.10.2013 | Black Voices

This past semester, Humboldt State University students in an Advanced Cartography course mapped out hate speech on Twitter for a project called the Ge...

Internet Mocks 'Horseburger' Freakout

The Huffington Post | Dominique Mosbergen | Posted 01.16.2013 | Technology

As many in Britain and Ireland reel in horror at the recent discovery of horse and pig DNA in several "beef" burgers sold at a number of prominent sup...

Is Twitter Bad For Comedy?

Posted 03.06.2012 | Comedy

Let's be honest, we're all spending more time on Twitter than we can reasonably justify when pressed. But it's so hard not to. After all, it's ...