Raven (5 years old): Dad, we love you, even if you yell at us. Even if you rip out our eyeballs, we still love you. Chloe (5 years old): Are you going to die soon?
This is the kind of movie that is determined to be different from all the other slasher/horror movies of the past. But in trying to be different it just borrows from one movie here and another movie there.
The cops in one southern city were busy this past week cleaning a group of Occupiers from the front steps of City Hall in the middle of the night.
This week's The Walking Dead ended with... more talking! Ugh.
"We must have certainty in South Carolina that zombies aren't voting," Rep. Alan Clemmons has testified at a hearing into claims that more than 950 people who voted in the recent elections could actually be dead.
The nothingness, the apathy, the wall at the corner to sit on, forever wasting time. The hero of the film Juan of the Dead was already acting like a corpse before the zombies invaded Havana, a city in fact shrouded and dead.
If you want to watch a good zombie flick this year, or read a good zombie thriller, you may have no farther to go than the mirror. If you're awake and there's no hint of the zombie within you, hats off.
The usual gang of idiots over at MAD Magazine is releasing their annual list of the stupidest people, events, and things of the year next week and we have an advanced look.
Message to The Walking Dead writers: Keep Shooting Children PLEASE! Not because I'm a mean old hag that loves luring them to my confectionary apartment, but because it's fiction unafraid to provoke.
Zombie getting affected by human practices and many zombie say is bad, especially scholar zombie. But maybe is time we zombie also accept other ways?
We donot chooze this. We donot chooze to eat your brains. We having to eat your brains. It is your brainses fault for it soooo delicious.
Brraaaaiiiiinnns brains brains braaaaaaaaaaains brains braaaaiinnsss brains brains braaaaaaaains brains rains brains rains brains. Tasty delicious brains want brains brains brains. You know brains where?
Those who visit the Deutsche Guggenheim in Berlin these days might be a little confused by the sign above the entrance. What is Almech? Well, this is ...
Eerie Pa. -- Halloween! Yes, it's that time of the year and once again this mild-mannered crime writer's Northwest Pennsylvania home is bewitched by s...
In the event that I die and return as a poltergeist, my health care proxy may only exorcise my spirit if she is certain beyond all reasonable doubt that the spirit is not actually me, but is instead a demon masquerading as me in an attempt to trick my survivors.