JOHN STOP TALKING ABOUT FANNIES IT IS SO GROSS — FakeSarahPalin
My God, does he realize how much gas it will take to drive to the moon?! — michael
I was watching PBS, but turned to CNN, because they've got the "'tardometer" that tracks the responses of uncommitted voters. — jason_pontin
Next up, a special NBC must-see event: A COOL HAND AT THE TILL — melissagira
Blood is America's most precious asset. Which is why I support our "blood for oil" program. — al3x
They're both name-dropping like the Baron de Charlus. — jason_pontin
"I am very cross with Russia! There is the possibility we may get into a row." — seanhussey
Have you seen Putin with his shirt off? That is going to be a HOT war. — mulegirl
If CNN puts one more person on the panel they'll be able to apply for incorporation as a hamlet or township. — jdickerson
The only thing John McCain and I agree on are what to call his wife. — Mike_FTW
McCain really took the gloves off tonight. Like on E.R., when they take the gloves off, sigh, and say, "Time of death, 10:30 PM." — mogrify
1st debate: McCain wouldn't look him in the eye. 2nd debate: McCain wouldn't say it to his face. — mat
I look forward to McCain dusting off the "that one" line when picking out his Christmas turkey back in Arizona next year. — bcompton
John McCain continues to pussyfoot around choosing a side in the critical Werther's Originals vs. Root Beer Barrels debate. — phyllisstein
That won. — scottsimpson