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The American Intelligence of Michele Bachmann

Posted: 07/19/2012 3:34 pm

JERUSALEM -- It should come as no surprise that Michele Bachmann claims Huma Abedin, an aide to Hilary Clinton, might be a Muslim Brotherhood spy sent to influence the highest levels of America's foreign policy. Conspiracy theorizing, the classic Middle Eastern method of decoding power, is alive and well on the American right.

It is so easy to be a bumptious American about the Middle East. It's such a confusing place. Take for example, our voyage home last night through the streets of Jerusalem. After a fine meal at a restaurant that serves meat AND milk products (non-kosher now rare in Jerusalem) we found ourselves in a bizarre midnight traffic jam, red brake lights stretching over the hills in all directions.

In the Middle East, a midnight traffic jam can have numerous causes, least likely being construction crews repaving a street, the usual reason for one at home. The ultra orthodox were stopping traffic in honor of a dead rabbi. But of course!

We were not going anyplace on wheels, so we got out and walked among hordes of ultra-orthodox men in black hats and suits, passing several miles of idling cars in 100 degree heat. An un-answer-able mantra ran through my head in time with my feet: Who are these people and what motivates them?

Flash-mobs soaked in millennia of mysterious history and ancient internecine grudges are as common over here as shepherds and their flocks in Biblical times.

In Egypt, the day before Muslim Brotherhood candidate Mohammed Morsi was declared winner last month, an estimated million Egyptians mobbed Tahrir Square, in a show of numbers designed to remind the ruling military that the Brotherhood could, if it wanted to, probably just take the disbanded Parliament back. And there's not an Arabist on the planet who can tell which of the Syrian fighters are our friends, if any.

Bachmann suggests that Abedin might be a Brotherhood sleeper because of some connections her late father might have had to the group back in the 1970s, back when Abedin was a little kid in Kalamazoo and then Riyadh, where her father taught. Abedin's position "affords her routine access to the secretary and policy-making," Bachmann wrote. "Given what we know from the international media about Ms. Abedin's documented family connections with the extremist Muslim Brotherhood" she should not have had a security clearance.

The Muslim Brotherhood -- which relegates its cloaked and nun-like female members to second-string status (they cannot hold office within the organization) -- has probably not achieved the sophistication, let alone gender equality, to consider deploying a woman to steer American foreign policy in a favorable direction.

Bachmann sits on the House Intelligence Committee with access to intelligence that average Americans do not receive. It is doubly alarming then to understand that she is no farther along in her bumptiousness than the average American.

A funny-sounding name is all it takes to inspire all-American xenophobia, and a decade after 9/11, that passes for "foreign intelligence."

Right wing political operatives still suggest that Obama is a Muslim Manchurian candidate whose puppet-masters await some critical moment at which to issue the code word that will cause America to abandon Israel and install the caliphate in New York. The fact that Obama just gave Israel an historic amount of defense aid, is, in this world-view, just more cover, like Abedin's marriage to humiliated but pro-Israel Anthony Weiner.

Bachmann's fellow Republicans, including Sen. John McCain and House Speaker Boehner, were embarrassed. McCain took to the Senate floor to defend Abedin. "Huma represents what is best about America: the daughter of immigrants, who has risen to the highest levels of our government on the basis of her substantial personal merit and her abiding commitment to the American ideals that she embodies so fully." McCain said. "I am proud to know Huma and to call her my friend."

There is a kernel of truth to Bachmann's paranoia. If she really cared, she could start looking at America's good friend, Saudi Arabia, which, according to political scientist Alexi Alexiev, spent over $80 billion between 1973 and 2002 creating a worldwide network of Wahhabi mosques, Islamic centers, madrassas, and charities "that constitute the actual infrastructure of Islamic extremism worldwide," including in many Western cities. Among the recipients of Saudi money are the Afghan Taliban and Islamic fundamentalists as far away as Indonesia. "This truly colossal sum" Alexiev told a Congressional committee, was "the largest worldwide propaganda campaign ever known."

Saudi Arabia's publicists and agents in the United States and on K Street include highly paid men in fine suits and savvy blonde PR girls who tote expensive designer bags and sport gold earrings snagged during layovers in Dubai. They have American and British accents and names that Bachmann's constituents at Lake Woebegone can pronounce. Some of them have probably even walked through the Capital Hill offices of the intelligence expert and Congresswoman from Minnesota.

 

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11:09 AM on 07/24/2012
In this context, Ms. Bachmann's short lived Swiss Citizenship is ironic. I hope some of you check out:
http://phoodphotospolitics.blogspot.com/2012/07/swiss-miss.html
11:20 AM on 07/21/2012
Huma Abedin is not Egyptian. She is of South Asian descent, her father an Indian and her mother a Pakistani. The fact that the author couldn't confirm this significant and easily attainable fact before posting questions the credibility of her entire opinion piece.
10:33 AM on 07/21/2012
"Bachmann sits on the House Intelligence Committee with access to intelligence that average Americans do not receive."
Is it the teeniest, slightest bit possible that some of her opinions come from the information that she is privy to, and we are not?

Quote #1:
"The Muslim Brotherhood -- which relegates its cloaked and nun-like female members to second-string status (they cannot hold office within the organization) -- has probably not achieved the sophistication, let alone gender equality, to consider deploying a woman to steer American foreign policy in a favorable direction."

Quote #2
"Saudi Arabia's publicists and agents in the United States and on K Street include highly paid men in fine suits and savvy blonde PR girls who tote expensive designer bags and sport gold earrings snagged during layovers in Dubai. They have American and British accents and names that Bachmann's constituents at Lake Woebegone can pronounce. Some of them have probably even walked through the Capital Hill offices of the intelligence expert and Congresswoman from Minnesota.

Anybody see some kind of disconnect?
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soisay
Angry? Scared? Thank a Republican.
12:55 PM on 07/22/2012
That's what tail gunner Joe wanted us to believe with his unrevealed, constantly changing, reassured ”list in my pocket” that never saw light but always constituted proof for many that rely on authority as fact.
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Stephen Fox5
09:06 AM on 07/21/2012
Michele should self deport from the republican party. I have a feeling another primary candidate is going to be missing from the convention. No Bush, no Palin, probably no Bachmann. The republicans are going to have to go into damage control concerning its past and its tea party connections.
05:23 AM on 07/21/2012
well here we go again..another embarrassing, perplexing and outright nutty Bachmann moment..and to think, we wonder why the civilized world is just flat out laughing at us for our outright stupidity for electing a person(or people) like this to congress...we deserve our demise, we really do
02:25 AM on 07/21/2012
Every time when i heard about her statements, I was asking myself " is she normal?" and I don't understand why she got the votes from those people for so long, can't they distinguish what is normal and not normal? and ya, I'm from Minnesota too.
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JimCT
Nothing lasts forever.
05:35 AM on 07/21/2012
The fact that 90% of the country is devoted to one religion or another speaks to your question.
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LuluOnTheLeft
Proud Bleeding Heart
09:39 PM on 07/20/2012
Has this article been printed, packaged, wrapped in a bow and sent to Michele? Seriously, this is the last straw of stupidity anyone should ever have to endure from this imbecilic woman who is receiving a government salary to represent constituents. She has proven herself, to us, over and over again to be a mindless fool with no semblance of an intellect, Why on earth is she on a committee entitled The Intelligence Committee. I am not trying to be ironic, but let's face it. Michele MUST be removed from this committee. Allowing her to keep that position is nothing but hypocrisy and empty soundbites from the right will no longer be tolerated. A petition needs to be started immediately and this needs to be taken more seriously by congress. We, as citizens, have had enough of this teaparty foolishness. Michele Bachmann needs to step down, not only from this committee, but from her seat. It is time for her to go to her homeland, Switzerland, where she can continue on government 'welfare' healthcare and retire from America and their politics.
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David Blobaum
ego maniac with inferiority complex
08:14 PM on 07/20/2012
This dingbat was brought to you by the Koch brothers party that was doing deals with Iran when they were under US sanction and if you look into her political donations you'll see closer ties to the middle east than Abedin's.
06:01 AM on 07/21/2012
Good point--the matter of investigating campaign contributions to both parties from overseas interests is long overdue
07:28 PM on 07/20/2012
The US ME policy is not controlled here in the states.
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coreten
07:24 PM on 07/20/2012
And you people wonder why we are in the kind of fix we are in. Who in their right mind would elect a person who is not in her right mind, and worse, who in their right mind would give her a place in the House Intelligence committee?.......Yet we keep electing them.
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jwashmon
Usually, everyone is right to a certain degree....
10:28 AM on 07/21/2012
Religion needs less than intelligent people to keep the money rolling in.
Religious Leaders know what they are doing, that is why they have their indoctrinated parents bring in their children so they can be indoctrinated before their brain/mind develops the ability to reason sufficiently to know what is happening to them.
That is the Bachmann's, no reasoning ability left after religion got ahold of them.
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coreten
02:45 PM on 07/21/2012
You are right on on that. That is another reason for the attempts to dumb down America. They don't even want critical thinking in schools, and that is a Republican effort to create poorly educated masses. I don't think they care whether they are religious or not. As long as they believe anything they say and vote for them.
05:52 PM on 07/20/2012
How to think like a Bachmann:

MB = Muslim Brotherhood
MB = Michele Bachmann
Michele Bachmann is actually a Muslim Brotherhood plant.

Time for a water torture session to get her to confess.
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harmlesstree
Préjudice est la raison des sots - Voltaire
11:13 PM on 07/20/2012
I agree, it's all a part of her devious plan to Inoculate herself from suspicion, so she clandestinely serves as the Muslim Brotherhood's person within the government. You know just like in the Manchurian Candidate, where the anti-communist McCarthyite figures were in reality the communists infiltrating the government.
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f0rTyLeGz
Everything is falling.
05:31 PM on 07/20/2012
Can you believe that "Bachmann sits on the House Intelligence Committee." How can this be good for America? I have come to have no faith in the House, the Senate, The Supreme Court, or the President. They all depress me... eight years of George Bush... EIGHT YEARS!
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sve
Behave yourselves!
05:07 PM on 07/20/2012
Michelle Bachmann is a thought leader for the GOP, only narrowly losing her bid as party candidate for the presidency to equal mental giants like Trump, Santorum, Cain, and Perry. What a deep bench of intellectuals the GOP have to lead this nation into another century - the 1800's.
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nettwench
Dedicated Truther!
10:10 PM on 07/20/2012
More like the 500's - the Dark Ages!
01:54 AM on 07/21/2012
The got Mitt Romney in trade for a future draft round pick and a dressage horse.
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Cassandra45
"Let us do our best, even if it gets us nowhere."
02:45 PM on 07/20/2012
I'm just glad to hear that Boehner was embarrassed about something a Republican did.
05:12 PM on 07/20/2012
He actually humanizes himself through this.
05:50 PM on 07/20/2012
nah
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Cassandra45
"Let us do our best, even if it gets us nowhere."
02:54 PM on 07/21/2012
And he didn't cry! :)!
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LuluOnTheLeft
Proud Bleeding Heart
09:40 PM on 07/20/2012
But, like usual, he did nothing.
At least John McCain called her out.
She needs to be gone, now.
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Cassandra45
"Let us do our best, even if it gets us nowhere."
02:52 PM on 07/21/2012
Agreed! Maybe she's trying to distract people from Mittsy's no-show tax returns. I wouldn't put it past them.
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Murdale
Micro. Macro. What's the difference?
01:42 PM on 07/20/2012
I think, moving forward, it should be a requirement for any Congressman who serves on the Intelligence Committee to actually have some degree of intelligence.
03:52 PM on 07/20/2012
You might be asking the impossible.