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Baby Name Rules: No Dumb Names And 21 Others Worth Following

Posted: 04/27/2012 11:06 am

A few weeks ago we asked the Nameberry moms and dads to tell us their best baby names rules. What followed were hundreds of suggestions, from the idiosyncratically individual (all middle names must be Celtic and begin with R) to rules so universal they might apply to everyone.

Rule No. 1, according to one berry? No dumb names. We're down with that, along with these 21 other smart, sensible rules that every modern baby-namer should follow:

1. No yooneek spellings. Name your son (or daughter) Peyton or even Payton. But not Peighton, Patyn, or Paitynne.

2. No made-up names. Translating a meaningful place or word into a name is all right, but don't manufacture a name from whole cloth. Jaunel and Calton, we're looking at you.

3. A first name should ideally embody some kind of meaning. That might be family or ethnic significance, literal meaning, or even that you've loved it since you were 7. A name with meaning is going to have more staying power than one you choose simply because it's attractive.

4. A middle name should definitely embody meaning.
Otherwise, why have one at all?

5. You should at least know what the meaning is before you make a final choice, even though literal meaning shouldn't rule your name decision. (Who knows or cares anymore that a name means "spear ruler"?)

6. Family or other personal significance trumps popularity concern. If you want to name your baby after grandmother Isabella, it doesn't matter that it's the No. 1 name.

7. If your kids' names have a theme, make it subtle. Giving all your children botanical middle names or names with uplifting meanings is preferable to Duggar-style devotion to one first initial.

8. Initials shouldn't spell anything negative. We figure you know enough not to use initials like A.S.S., but if possible, avoid initials like S.A.D. or B.O.O. too.

9. If you hate the obvious nickname, think twice about using the name. Do you want Edward to be called Ed?

10. Don't let anyone pressure you into or out of a name. It's the No. 1 reason for baby-name regret.

11. Each child's name should sound distinct. If you want all your children's names to start with C and all have two syllables, okay, but Christian, Clifford, and Cara are better than overlapping choices like Carter, Carson, and Carly.

12. The first name should not end with the same letter that starts the last name.
The sounds run together and lead to confusion about where one name ends and the other begins: Is Silas Smith really Sila Smith or Silas Mith?

13. Ideally, first, middle, and last names will be unequal numbers of syllables. So 3-1-2 yes, 2-2-2 no.

14. Thou shalt not steal thy best friend's or thy cousin's favorite name. But this rule only stands if they announced their favorite name in fourth grade and are pregnant at the same time you are. If you are expecting a child in two weeks and they suddenly pop up with a list of names they like and so are forbidding you to use, no fair.

15. Don't name your baby after a pop star or a sitcom character, if for no other reason that it doesn't give your child enough to live up to.

16. Something about the name should indicate gender, if only for official papers like passports. So Carter Elizabeth Jones is preferable to Carter Emerson Jones.

17. Beware extreme ethnic combinations such as Sean Yuki unless you really are Irish and Japanese.

18. A name's image should encompass many possibilities. Names diverse enough in image to let your child grow up to be a banker or a filmmaker, according to her talents or choice, are preferable to those that scream "corporate lawyer" or "exotic dancer."

19. Don't pick a name that will eternally have to be pronounced and explained to everyone. You're signing up for a lifetime of name pain, not only for yourself but for your child.

20. Reach name consensus with your partner.
While the final choice may not be at the top of the list for both you and your baby-having partner, you both have to be fully on board with the choice, even if it's to let him have total control over naming this child while you get to choose next time.

21. Choose a name that can grow with your child, from infanthood through childhood to adulthood. If you're only going to follow one rule, this should be it!

 
 
 

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A few weeks ago we asked the Nameberry moms and dads to tell us their best baby names rules. What followed were hundreds of suggestions, from the idiosyncratically individual (all middle names must be...
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04:54 PM on 05/30/2012
It was tough coming up with a name for my son-I liked names like William, Christopher and James but people always shorten those names no matter what you say to them. I hate the shortened versions of these names. My husband is named James and introduces himself as James and seconds later people are calling him Jim-if they are corrected they act as if he is some sort of snob. So even a "normal" name will be misused by people.
07:49 PM on 05/25/2012
I know someone who named her son PYOOR THAWTS. She and her husband are rastafarians. I was like, what?
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Bethanese
I may argue with stupid, but not with crazy.
12:58 PM on 05/24/2012
I fought tooth and nail to NOT name my daughter Katie May, Katie NOT being short for Kathleen or Katherine. I kept asking him if he would take a CEO named Katie May seriously. Hell, it might even hinder any opportunity of her being hired for certain jobs. It took a while, but it finally sunk in, and although neither of us named our daughter our first (or second) choices, I am happy to say that my daughter has a name that is different without being weird, my husband still got his Irish first name to go with his Irish last name (even though I was pushing for a more German name as I lost my German maiden name when I married), and I got to pass on my and my mother's middle name. Cassidy Anne was born on February 29th, and I think she'll make a marvelous CEO... or artist, or scientist, or whatever she wants to be!
12:07 AM on 05/07/2012
I gave my son an unusual first name - Draven - it means "to rush". He was born at 25 weeks so it fits. Knowing the name would be uncommon, I gave him a middle name that is both strong and common - Allen. This way if he grows up to be a doctor and doesn't think "Draven" sounds professional, he's got the middle name to fall back on. He's in kindergarten now, and no one is making fun of him. Some of the kids call him Dra. The only issue I have with it is when he introduces himself to people. I think everyone has trouble understanding kids, but he would get mad when people would say it back wrong...I've heard: Raven, David, Travin, Daren.....the list goes on one. As he's gotten older and more understandable it happens less and less
12:01 AM on 05/06/2012
I hated when people said or joked, "Oh you're named after the singer (Aaliyah) ?" NO! NO! NO! My name is spelled: "Alea" taken from the name "Althea," but over the years, I have heard/seen it spelled in this way: Aleigha, Alia, Aliya, Aliyah, Aleah, etc.
07:04 PM on 05/04/2012
And for crying out loud, if you're going to pick a first name, make sure it's the name you're going to actually USE!

I have a first name I've never used-I've been a member of the "Middle Name Club" all my life, and it is a PAIN! I'm so sick of having to tell people I use my middle name, and having to remember to sign my first name to legal paperwork (such as tax forms) is a hassle I really could've done without. Doctors' offices are the worst-it takes FOREVER for them to get the hint-would it kill them to simply mark it on the forms that I use my middle name? Cripes!
11:09 AM on 05/02/2012
8. I came soooooo close to naming my daughter Amy Sarah Sargent. Yikes.

19. Did blow it with this one, but taught my daughter Elisa by age four to spell her name every time she was introduced. (Sounded cute then, especially when she lisped her Ss.) Now her coaches just call her by her last name. (Easier to yell out two syllables across a field.) I named her after my favorite character in a novel, plus she was born in Norway. She gets annoyed with always being called Alisha (so many people stick in an h!) but still likes her name enough to not want a nickname.

BTW, an unusual middle name that honors a relative can easily be dropped by your child, if she wishes, when she gets married as she can then choose her own new name.
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Edenza
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12:50 AM on 05/02/2012
I want a job in maternity wards enforcing these rules ;)
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HTXScarface
Trololol
04:12 PM on 05/01/2012
If I was given some of the awful names the posters are showing in the comments below, i'd change my first AND last name....
09:58 AM on 05/01/2012
I don't mind at all having an odd first name. I wouldn't really refer to the few seconds it takes to spell it or say how to pronounce it as "pain".
10:42 PM on 04/30/2012
The epitome of ridiculousness....my niece named Eile....for Eternity Isn't Long Enough, a message her parents put in their love letters to each other. The problem....eternity was apparently too long.
08:53 AM on 05/02/2012
Oh, the irony.
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hazyafternoonsunshine
Life's a ball, buster!
07:52 PM on 04/30/2012
My only rule is that beautiful children deserve beautiful names.
12:55 PM on 05/01/2012
Problem with that is that a child that might seem ugly to you or I, might be beautiful in the eyes of the parents, so if they gave their child a beautiful name, would that go against your superficial rule. It would be one thing if you said that no child should be named an ugly name but then again, what might sound ugly to you or I might sound beautiful to someone else. And so it goes......beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
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hazyafternoonsunshine
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05:14 PM on 05/01/2012
I have never seen a child who was not not beautiful.. Call my superficial if you like. I like to keep things simple, and I like rules that are hard to break. Come to think of it, I can't think of an ugly name. Names are like music, some are harmonious, others may be discordant, but still interesting and beautiful. But then I think spiders and snakes are beautiful too. To each is own.
07:15 PM on 04/30/2012
The best I ever heard as an awkward name was in the case of a pediatric urologist. His mother was English and father Chinese. The docs' name was Wellington Hung. Of course we casually minded Americans reduced his first name and he was known (and introduced himself as well) as Dr. Well Hung. We found it amusing and I am certain that his quite proper parents had nary an inkling of the double entendre they had bestowed upon their son! Dr Well Hung please report to the nurses lounge!!
10:08 PM on 04/30/2012
some other real names:

edgar alan pe
magic tiongson
jonathan livingston sy
chica go
06:44 PM on 05/04/2012
Back in my security days, I once had to sign in a truck driver whose name (and I am NOT making this up-it was actually on his driver's license!) was Mike Hunt. Naturally I took one look at his license and immediately burst out laughing, but I did apologize and explain that if I'd held that one in my teeth would've exploded! I told him I didn't envy his growing up with a name like that one bit-it sounds like a Bart Simpson phone prank. To this day, I wonder what in the hell his parents were thinking!

Not only should initials NOT spell anything sick, stupid, or just plain weird, but names shouldn't have that kind of possibility as well. Mike Hunt probably got a lot of teasing, especially as he became a teenager, but I can think of even worse names out there, such as Harold Dick (shorten the first name to see why).
05:58 PM on 04/30/2012
My cardiologist's name in Fort Lauderdale is Dr. Zachariah P. Zachariah.
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Helena Williamstom
05:50 PM on 04/30/2012
Great advice. If I meet one more Mercedes, I am going to scream bloody murder!!!