01/31/2006 10:08 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

My Nominee for Creepiest Reference in SOTU

Human-animal hybrids, Mr. President?

Was ``The Island of Dr. Moreau'' on cable last night?

Or maybe ``Ghostbusters,'' Bill Murray invoking the apocalypse -- ``Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria.''

Or was Laura Bush re-telling her joke from the white House Correspondents' Association, about her husband the junior rancher trying to milk a horse - a male horse?

I'm with you, Mr. President. No human-animal hybrids. I respect animals too much to reduce them down to our level.