King Ralph

With the Oscars and the Grammys just behind us, why not enlist film and song titles (and even literature -- remember literature?) to assess the news that Ralph Nader has figured out how to recycle all those ''Nader for President'' buttons:

He's running again.

Here are a few of mine, in some cases tweaked a bit to suit the man who's tweaked the public's noses since 2000. Have at it, kids -- and have fun. Not even nice, clean fun. Just let fly.

-- The Thing With Two Heads

-- The Heartbreak Kid [sequel]

-- Unsafe at Any Age

-- No Country for Old Men

-- Dumb and Dumber

-- Lost Horizon

-- One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest

-- Point of No Return

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Comments

[radmul]

"Man of La Mancha"

[12405]

How about:
Nader for what?
Go (away) Nader!

[TexasDem0]

Ralph Nader has figured out how to recycle all those 'Nader for President' buttons.

Finally... the real reason for his candidacy has been explained. If you have a boat load of buttons, you may as well run for president so you can use them.