For Trump's Debate: Birth Certificates, Mothers' Hospital Records From All Candidates

Donald Trump is so concerned about the birth place of presidential candidates that he must demand birth certificates -- long-form -- and mothers' hospital records for each candidate before they "qualify" to appear on stage for the latest version of an unreality show.

Otherwise, by focusing only on the president, Trump might be considered racist, and we all know that he has great relations with "the blacks," perhaps because, from Ann Coulter "our blacks" are better than "their blacks."

Once the president produced his birth certificate, Trump was... well... trumped. What to do? Demand records of his mother's hospital stay when she gave birth.

OK, let us see the records of all the candidates' mothers when they were in the hospital delivering little Newtie, Ricky, Michelle, Ricky, Willard. Jonnie and Ronnie will not be there, but we ought to see those too.

Just for the hell of it, we ought to demand Donald Trump's long-form birth certificate, and records from when momma Trump delivered little Trumpy as well.

Who knows, in those records may be the explanation for everything.

 

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Comments

[UKLLee]

12:24 PM on 12/08/2011

LOL! Let's do it! (You are aware that obama would actually have to provide said documents too, right? And I mean REAL documents.)

[Queena]

02:25 PM on 12/08/2011

He did release real records of his birth. The short and long version. Then Trump wanted to see his school records. Do you want to see them too.

[UKLLee]

04:38 PM on 12/08/2011

I mean a REAL birth certificate.

If what obama released is his birth certificate why won't he let anybody verify it? There are several well-respected computer and document experts that claim it's a fake.

[94613]

07:43 AM on 12/08/2011

Trump Daddy also requests Contestants on, The Apprentices Debate, to kindly pack their own AquaNet Hairspray. Pommade Table to be provided for Mitt.
Blago video link from Cook County Correctional in place.

[cheaptrick00]

10:58 PM on 12/07/2011

well if you are running for political office, just like applying for a job, EVERYONE regardless of race should have to provide proof of eligibility to hold that office

[catgale1123]

05:43 PM on 12/07/2011

What did Ann Coulter say about the our blacks vs. their blacks thing?

[Paul Abrams]

12:53 PM on 12/09/2011

When talking about Herman Cain in the early days of the harassment charges, Coulter alleged it was a liberal media conspiracy because they don't want any blacks to be Republicans. So, she said that it is more difficult to be a black Republican than a black Democrat and, therefore, "our blacks are better than their blacks".
Wonderful woman isn't she!?

[DennyCrane]

09:11 PM on 12/06/2011

I guess if you're white, you get the benefit of the doubt. No one asks for your birth certificate, your college transcripts, or give you a hard time over using a teleprompter.

[UKLLee]

12:25 PM on 12/08/2011

Too bad there have been a couple of white presidents and candidates that have had to show their birth certificates...

[Freddie27]

07:25 PM on 12/06/2011

I want some form of documentation showing that the cat sleeping on Trumps's head is his real hair.

[X-JerseyGuy]

07:13 PM on 12/06/2011

Yeah Yeah Yeah!!! And I want to see the documents for that thing living on donny's head!

[skepticaldoc]

06:17 PM on 12/06/2011

Clearly, the long form was forged. We just can not rely on county and state registrars to provide accurate informatio­n. What we really need to see is the very long form birth certificat­e, then we will also need his mother's hospital stay records, but then how do we KNOW he actually is her son? We need DNA analysis. I am sure we can find a hair follicle or something somewhere.

Really? Is he serious?

[image18301]

08:40 PM on 12/07/2011

We can wait till the Donald builds a time machine and travels back to witness the so-called birth himself! Of course he won't believe it then either but hey at least it'll keep him busy and away...

[susie1776]

05:31 PM on 12/06/2011

He wasn't born...he was hatched!

[catgale1123]

05:45 PM on 12/07/2011

like an angel?

[CommodoreP]

05:09 PM on 12/06/2011

I wonder if Ann still holds to her ridiculous statement now?

[Charles Queen]

04:05 PM on 12/06/2011

Well no matter what you may think of Donald,the one true thing with him i that he is an economical genius o say the least.He is also very well versed as far as dealing with overseas comany's no matter what country's they my be.He is also pretty well versed on goreign affairs as well with the military too.He has said more than once that dpending on what and who he se's he could possibly run as an independent.I don't thibk he would be elected but I'l bet money that he would take away many of the voters without a doubt.I think thouh that he will end up just backing one certain cadidate,as to which one is th real question as he has favorites from both sides and not just one

[Queena]

02:28 PM on 12/08/2011

Did you and Donald go to the same elementary school.

[Paul Abrams]

12:56 PM on 12/09/2011

There is an old saying: when you owe the bank a small amount of money, they own you. When you owe the bank a large amount of money, you own the bank", because the bank was terrified of bad loans when they made up a large percentage of their capital. So, Trump was able to escape several bankruptcies--I would not call that an economical genius.

[oafishcad]

03:58 PM on 12/06/2011

I think Kim Kardashian should come out between questions holding up the next topic, like at prize fights. In keeping with the class act the GOP has been so far.

[DoubleYellowLines]

03:37 PM on 12/06/2011

I demand these same documents from Saint Ronald Reagan. I'd also like a copy of his original voter registration (democrat, I believe).

[Parade Keegan]

03:32 PM on 12/06/2011

I really don't like the looks of Trump's "birth document". Was he really born in the U.S.?

[kensp]

04:20 PM on 12/06/2011

His grandmother said Jamaica. And he visited Canada at a time when American citizens couldn't travel there so he must have had another passport. And how do we know he didn't apply for a foreign student scholarship?

I can see how it would be fun to be a birther and just make things up all the time.

[Parade Keegan]

05:26 PM on 12/06/2011

Yes, hysterical. Thanks for "getting it"!

[Pansey]

03:15 PM on 12/06/2011

Oh goody, the clowns have a new ringmaster......he'll get their little clown cars humming. Got to get me some peanuts & popcorn for this spectacular performance.