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Karl Rove: Scientologist?

Karl Rove and Tom Cruise hate Freud! Tom made his distaste for psychiatry known to Matt Lauer on the Today Show, and Karl Rove made his distaste for psychiatry known to the world when he accused liberals of wanting to give therapy to the terrorists. Will President Bush replace the group prayer that occurs before his morning meeting with e-meter readings for all in attendance? Will Xenu move to the top of the most wanted terrorists list? And if so, does this mean that kids are going to have to readin government class? Because that sucker is LONG.
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Karl Rove and Tom Cruise hate Freud! Tom made his distaste for psychiatry known to Matt Lauer on the Today Show, and Karl Rove made his distaste for psychiatry known to the world when he accused liberals of wanting to give therapy to the terrorists. Has Karl been hanging out at the Celebrity Center in Hollywood with Tom and Katie? Will John Travolta be spending any time in the Lincoln bedroom? Will President Bush replace the group prayer that occurs before his morning meeting with e-meter readings for all in attendance? Will Xenu move to the top of the most wanted terrorists list?

And if so, does this mean that kids are going to have to read Battlefield Earth in government class? Because that sucker is LONG.

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