11/05/2007 10:30 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Water-Board! Water-Board!

I am not watching anymore war shows on The History Channel or any
other channel until after George "Water-Board" Bush and Dick "The
Animal" Cheney are safely back in their holes and out of The White
House. They wrecked it. Water-Boarding?! How am I supposed to feel
superior to the Germans and the Japanese?! After all, water-boarding
is just a gateway drug. What's next? What else will become
acceptable? It is a slippery slope. Bottom line: We don't torture!
Did Audie Murphy ever water-board a guy? No way!

Oh well, since it's okay to torture people allow me to torture you
with a little song called "Water-Board! Water-Board!" Open up your
windows and sing along!