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Paul Hipp

Paul Hipp

Posted: November 5, 2007 10:30 AM

Water-Board! Water-Board!


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I am not watching anymore war shows on The History Channel or any other channel until after George "Water-Board" Bush and Dick "The Animal" Cheney are safely back in their holes and out of The White House. They wrecked it. Water-Boarding?! How am I supposed to feel superior to the Germans and the Japanese?! After all, water-boarding is just a gateway drug. What's next? What else will become acceptable? It is a slippery slope. Bottom line: We don't torture! Did Audie Murphy ever water-board a guy? No way!

Oh well, since it's okay to torture people allow me to torture you with a little song called "Water-Board! Water-Board!" Open up your windows and sing along!