"homeless" doll "Gwen" with a $95 price tag is marketed by
American Police Force
control of empty Hardin, Montana, jail is turned over to, despite the lengthy criminal record of the leader of, and despite the utter shadiness of the entire enterprise, because, as the deal-maker says, "What have we got to lose?"
guns are now allowed in bars in, unless there's a sign banning them, but if the sign has fallen down it's okay to bring them in
Bachmann, Representative Michele
possibility is raised by that if health care reform passes, Planned Parenthood "could become a proprietor" for "school sex clinics" in "every school across the United States" and "someone's 13-year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night," and though the probability of such an event is roughly .0000001 in a gazillion bazillion, not a soul in the House chamber laughs out loud at
Vancouver is said by to have "lost, how much was it, they lost a billion dollars when they had the Olympics," which, of course, the city will host next year
President Obama is idiotically referred to as "sun-tanned" by
first infomercial by features attorney named Gary Kreep
Boehner, House Minority Leader John
astonishingly sheltered life of
threatened political future of
tango partner of is almost dropped by
more details from upcoming book by former toady for
wife of may have finally had enough
Ensign, Senator John
examination of the unethical-at-best and maybe even illegal efforts of to hush up the unhappy husband of the mistress of may yet end the career of
observation by that "celebrity is just obscurity biding its time"
deleterious effects on brains of professional players of
Hugo Chavez is not a fan of
lies by about President Obama are actually called "lies" on official White House blog
527 group of rescinds Entrepreneur of the Year Award bestowed upon the owner of a topless club the same award that was earlier given to and then quickly taken away from a porn executive
Grayson, Representative Alan
Democrats are urged by to show some "guts" after characterization of Republicans by as "foot-dragging, knuckle-dragging Neanderthals" whose health plan consists of wanting sick people to "die quickly" is not apologized for
Michael Moore is asked by if he wrote "The Times They Are A-Changin'"
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