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Peter Mehlman

Peter Mehlman

Posted: February 15, 2011 12:25 PM

"The details of that summer day in 1987 remind New Yorkers of what a different place the city was then. Murders were trending toward a historic high, with street crime ingrained as a fact of life." ~ New York Times, January 25, 2011.

Somewhere in the soup of DirectTV's four million channels, you see William Shatner interviewing Bernhard Goetz. (The pairing itself is a subject, but not this one.) Looking oddly unchanged in the twenty-six years since firing five bullets on the Downtown 2 Train, Goetz is at no loss for clichés about the horror of New York in the Eighties: "Anarchy." "Crime-ridden." "People were afraid to walk out..."

Serving seven months after shooting four people might make another man recall the old days more fondly. Not our vigilante. Shatner blinks as if gauging whether Goetz's memory is uniquely hysterical.

The answer is: hysterical, yes. Uniquely, no.

All kinds of people say, "It was like New York in the Eighties." They say this with no wistfulness, no nostalgia. Instead, their tone is one of lost time usually reserved for ex-hostages as they recall a city trisected into rich people on cocaine, poor people on crack and quaking innocents stuck in the middle.

It's anyone's guess how collective memory warped so badly but the acceptance of New York in the Eighties as an extended-run horror show is wrong and so depressing -- especially if it was your sole adult decade in the city. A key clump of your life feels slandered. Somehow, every New York era was the good old days except one. Only the Eighties is lined in yellow tape.

There are loads of psycho-sociological reasons that just the Eighties dystopia is seen as all dys and no topia, but comparing decades is so pointless, let's leave it at this: like every other artificially bracketed era in New York history, the Eighties were fine. Just fine.

People were not afraid to leave their buildings. Women wore shoulder pads for style, not protection. Knock-off Cartier Tanks kept good time, Ground Zero was Rocky Lee's, you started winning at three-card Monte, you almost understood arbitrage, big trials were theater, you gave up your cab for Warhol and Von Bulow, saw IB Singer at The American Restaurant twice a week, the whole city mobilized when a 63rd Street construction crane fell on a woman and the only people living in a constant state of pre-traumatic stress were purebred mugging targets like Bernie Goetz.

Okay. Maybe that's an unduly rosy picture.

Yes, there was a spike in violent crime before Malcolm Gladwell's Tipping Point put New York among the America's safest cities. There was untamed garbage, epidemic homelessness, rampant corruption, the quality of graffiti was spotty, some window washers lacked fastidiousness, Washington Heights popularized crack, wonderfully thin co-workers disappeared for mysterious meetings in the middle of the day and, at certain locales, it was dicey to go out and Wang Chung tonight.

The thing is, you dealt with it.

You didn't stroll Avenue B because, in lieu of homey-cool cafes, it was full of drug dealers. You waited in the well-lighted middle of the subway platform but you didn't know which train went to the meatpacking district because the area's appeal was exclusive to those who packed meat.

Tompkins Square wasn't great either.

But then, what's so bad about perpetual vigilance? Really, it was a big part of the city's magic before it (and the world) became a heads-down society. The platter of urban blight made you warier, cannier, pointier, angrier... more entertaining.

For example, historians blamed the homeless problem on Reaganomics, but a dark Eighties hypothesis was: People became homeless because one night they left a Tribeca party at 3 am, stood on the corner to grab a cab and... it never came.

See? Now, that's a fine theory built on a life happily lived on the jagged edge of blasé. That attitude gave you the jaded joy of reading in the Times about which of your favorite restaurants were cited for health code violations. You got subversive prestige when John Gotti and Al Goldstein started recognizing you on the street. When a blind date said Robert Chambers was her type, you fell in love anyway. When a trick-or-treater showed up with a paper bag over his head and a cigarette hanging out of the mouth hole, you gave him candy and went on with your life.

Or you didn't.

Unlike people in Hollywood who always say they have to "get out of this crazy business," when people said, "I have to get out of this crazy city," they often did. God knows what chaff is, but the Eighties definitely separated it from the wheat.

Those who remained were those who could cope. For them, life was possible... in Manhattan. The romance of the starving artist/actor/freelance animal acupuncturist hadn't yet been hedge-funded to Bay Ridge. The way you barely made the rent but still went out to dinner every night was such an exhilarating sleight of cash, it felt like...

...Like...

When you see Goetz in the studio with a gun reenacting his big day, you hit mute and recall a day in the early Nineties when you called your brother in New York from an office in Studio City. You told him you'd just seen Heather Locklear on Ventura Boulevard.

He told you he'd just seen Jay McInerney on Bleecker.

You left behind a great time.

 
 
 
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03:04 PM on 02/16/2011
If I had a time machine and could go anywhere, I'd just slip into the decades of New York. Mostly, the 70's and 80's. When Lois Lane held out against a gunman trying to get her near-empty purse. When you would always carry around the $40 for your mugger. The New York of my childhood, glimpsed through squeegied windows, stepping around junkie teenagers on the streets, looking up at the vast, neon-lit sweatshops of SoHo.

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09:30 AM on 02/16/2011
Ever seen 'Taxi Driver', with Robert DiNiro? NYC was down and out in the 70s too.
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01:09 AM on 02/16/2011
I thought the last of the times for less costly and rent control open for middle class and young to live in Manhattan was the Fun City era was the '60's in the Mayor Lindsey era! ? The corrosive time of urban renewal turned urban blight was the mid 70's -to 79 or so in late part of Mayor Beame's time at it and first few years of Mayor "How'm I doin? Ed Koch's tenure .....follow the history of Broadway and one can see what's gone on to some extent as well,,,
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09:58 PM on 02/15/2011
it was the best of times. it was the worst of times...or something like that.

i had bit parts in nyc in the early sixties as a kid and the seventies as a young adult . i still remember the lunchomatic and trying to look over the awning of our open 14th floor window at the commodore perry hotel to watch the all the people on the street. in the seventies the village was the coolest place on earth.

the eighties were the best, though. it was the center of the universe of human civilization. it had the best of humanity in the world along side the worst of humanity in the world in a whirling blender of chunks that went down as smoothly as a milkshake. it was cool. . i haven't been back, except for a drive by, since the disneyfication of times square.
07:52 PM on 02/15/2011
I became a new yorker in the eighties and am still here. The eighties, for me, were fun. I didn't walk around in fear because I learned street smarts. Was only mugged once, and then a heroic man chased my mugger and got my purse back when the mugger dropped it before extracting my wallet. And Ronald Reagan had a lot to do with all those poor homeless people. Then Rudy harassed them out of the city and also got tough on crime. That's when New York began its transformation from jungle to playpen. I fondly remember walking down the street and hearing art noises coming out of people's windows: singers singing, writers clacking away on typewriters, saxaphones. You didn't see tons of strollers then. And people went out for cocktails, not coffee and cupcakes. The eighties in nyc was all about being an adult in an adult world. I miss the art scene abd the spirited wildness of 80s nyc, I must admit.
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02:26 PM on 02/15/2011
i visted nyc about twice in the 80s. the way it looks now and the way it looked then is like night and day. time square was a place for runaways, prostitutes, adult entertainment industry, the homeless, drug addicts, etc. fast forward to 2011 and time square is all family oriented. in the 80's crime was high, and the homeless were laying on the streets, new yorkers literally walked all over them.
now even that has changed. and lets not forget the biggest difference between nyc 80's vs nyc 21st c: no wtc. nobody in the 80s ever thought those 2 buildings would be destroyed by airplanes being hijacked and used as torpedos. the whole landscape of nyc is different now without the towers