Time To Investigate The Investigations

"It's remarkable that he's under investigation and that he's still attorney general," New York University law professor Stephen Gillers told the Post.

And now the Justice Department is investigating the Attorney General. They want to know if he coached Monica Goodling before she testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee last month.

Of course he did. The entire nation will stipulate to the fact that Alberto Gonzales Esq., sat down with Monica Goodling Esq., and walked her through his version of the facts.

But we'll have the investigation anyhow.

The Ship of State is dead in the water. Captain Crunch could have steered better than these boobs.

But don't worry. We'll investigate. Then we'll investigate the people who investigated. Then we'll investigate the people who investigated the people who investigated.

Meanwhile, the clock is ticking. A year and a half from now -- almost to the day -- George W. Bush will pardon them all -- possibly even himself -- in a triple-witching that will balance accounts and make everything go away.

Somebody should do something...

Hmm...

What to do...

I know. Let's have an investigation.