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CyberFrequencies

Posted: April 3, 2010 02:50 PM

iPad = iFail

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Alright Apple fanboys, it's time to put up the iFail movie version of the iFail radio show we had on back in January.

In the words of the Wall Street Journal, "The last time there was this much excitement about a tablet, it had some commandments written on it."

And in the words of Molly Peterson in the movie below, "I don't understand how people have so much money to spend on ridiculously redundant devices".

But don't take our word for it, hear what Hilter has to say:

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Alright Apple fanboys, it's time to put up the iFail movie version of the iFail radio show we had on back in January. In the words of the Wall Street Journal, "The last time there was this much excit...
Alright Apple fanboys, it's time to put up the iFail movie version of the iFail radio show we had on back in January. In the words of the Wall Street Journal, "The last time there was this much excit...
 
 
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deepfreezevideo
Now with even MORE microbial micro-bio!
09:45 PM on 04/03/2010
From the horse's mouth:
"Peripherals are a problem because Apple didn't include a standard USB port which PC and Mac users can use to add external hard drives, off-the-shelf keyboards and mice, external displays and many other accessories. I'm sure that wasn't an oversight by Apple because by not allowing people to use existing hardware, they create a market for specialize hardware from themselves..."

NOT ALLOWING people, create SPECIALIZED markets?
Oh wow, so I get to buy yet ANOTHER piece of software all over again, I get to buy yet ANOTHER set of hardware all over again. It's so nice that Apple wants to control every aspect of my life like that.

Nope, as long as they continue to market by EXCLUSION instead of INCLUSION, they won't be getting my money. I will wait for a competing product which will allow me to add what I see fit, use commonly available software and backward/forward compatibility with other products and platforms.

The idea that leaving OUT something as sensible as a damn USB port makes it desirable is ludicrous.
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jasev01
10:23 PM on 04/03/2010
Haha a very salty post but very true and correct.
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blakej19
D.F.A.
11:52 PM on 04/03/2010
I have voiced the same concerns to many and I'm in the same boat as you sir, until you include common sense peripherals instead of making me buy your interface to be able to have that function your not getting my money. No flash? No SD memory slot? No wifi card( only 3g?) and its the same price as a laptop? what the heck?
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Mydian01
two by two, hands of blue.
12:20 AM on 04/04/2010
flash is a memory hog, and most sites that want the iPad revenues, they are using pure HTML5, which is better than flash.

SD memory slot? while ive been using computers for years, since when is an SD memory slot mandatory? did this just happen in the last month or something? well let me ease your fears, considering that Apple has just put an SD memory slot on its base consumer desktop the iMac, there a chance that you will get your make-or-break SD slot, even if granny doesn't need it for her pro photography business.

you will also get your front facing camera (there is already a housing for the camera the same size and shape as the one on the iphone), you will get your multi-talking in iphone OS 4, and you will never get your flash, because if there is something apple is good at, its phasing out outdated technology, how do you still like your serial ports? i prefere usb myself :)

and every iPad comes with wi-fi.. the 3g is the upgrade. read your spec before trying to sound intelligent please, i dont like calling you out when i really shouldn't have to.
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Mydian01
two by two, hands of blue.
12:54 AM on 04/04/2010
what peripherals would you suggest? serial? scsi?
no flash? flash is a battery hog, they went HTML5, much cleaner.
no SD slot? for what, high/low end photography? use the port and cable to hook your camera directly to the iPad. there is a port, if you hadnt read the spec sheet. or you could simply wait for the next gen with camera (yes, they already have the housing built into the frame for a camera, just a matter of time).
Wi-Fi comes standard, the 3G is the upgrade, again, you should read the spec sheet.
http://www.apple.com/ipad/specs/

and if this is the same price as laptop, i can only assume your talking about a netbook, and a windows OS netbook at that.. well id rather buy the iPad instead, that way i wont have to bother with reinstalling my OS every couple of weeks,and losing all my data.
09:38 PM on 04/03/2010
In the words of the Wall Street Journal, "The last time there was this much excitement about a tablet, it had some commandments written on it."


In reality, the last time there was this much excitement about a tablet it had Viagra written on it...
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GoDogGo
A fiscally realistic, socially progressive citizen
08:23 PM on 04/03/2010
Even Glenn Beck's followers don't have the irrational hatred that the iPad haters do.

Folks, it's just a machine. Handy and useful for some, perhaps not worth it to others. To me it's no different than, say, a motorcycle. Just because you can't use it to haul lumber doesn't mean it isn't useful. For a lot of people, it's a nice little machine for their uses.
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gtx281
11:11 PM on 04/03/2010
Exactly, namely the iBook crowd. If you're not interested in iBooks, it's basically just a huge iPod Touch. Way overhyped. I blame the media. They were making wild speculations and hyping this thing a year before it was even announced. That's the real failure here.
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JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin
Where's Mr. Darcy?
11:31 PM on 04/03/2010
Amen, sister or brother. With all the MSM wetting their pants over this thing, they're still hyping it like it's the next messiah.
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Mydian01
two by two, hands of blue.
12:47 AM on 04/04/2010
so what happens when it gets picked up for schools, and hospitals, and ship navigations, and small plane avionics, and who knows what else, will you be name enough to admit you were wrong?
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Truth Has A Liberal Bias
atheist, liberal, anti-Obama, former Zionist
08:13 PM on 04/03/2010
Hahahaha, spending so much money on a piece of crap that doesn't do anything.

HAHAHAHA

*sigh*
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Mydian01
two by two, hands of blue.
12:44 AM on 04/04/2010
yay, your negative opinion only means that it will indeed be super successful.
11:35 PM on 04/04/2010
are you referring to the money alaska spent on "half-term governor" palin?
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editorjuno
Musician, wordsmith, accidental mystic, etc.
05:59 PM on 04/03/2010
Forget Moses and his tablets -- Steve Jobs is the greatest marketer of a religion since the erstwhile Saul of Tarsus. I for one am no spending dime one either one's "product," ymmv.
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Ganapati
Don't you mess with my Wheel
05:07 PM on 04/03/2010
How Novel! Yet another Apple-hater doomsday scenario!
"See: the i_____ killer!
Go design something good, instead!
FAILED PARTY POOPERS!
06:35 PM on 04/03/2010
There are TONS of better things out there, maybe it would be easier to see them without those apple tinted glasses on.
04:58 PM on 04/03/2010
This thing is no smaller than a lap top. Can't do half the stuff. And it is vulnerable to breakage and scratches. I don't get it. It makes no sense. People will buy anything if they are told it's something wonderful even something that is inferior to something they already have.
06:34 PM on 04/03/2010
I especially enjoyed CF's on-the-spot interviews at the mall -- captures lightly our national love affair with Cutting Edge for its own sake. Though it was clever, I didn't like the YouTube video comparing Steve Jobs to Hitler -- too long, and also, for companies to have a human face is a plus not a minus for me.
04:32 PM on 04/03/2010
Who or what is Molly Peterson? And why should I care? The population of the US is about (2000 census) 276 million. The population that is between the ages of 15 to 64 is about 177 million. If one in ten buys this product this years that will be 17.7 million @ $500 per unit, that comes app. $8.85 billion gross profit for Apple. For the iPad alone. I think apply will have no problem selling to one in ten adults in the US.
05:45 PM on 04/03/2010
That would be $8.85 billion in sales for Apple, not gross profit. Do you understand the difference?
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Dynamohum
07:19 PM on 04/03/2010
I was wondering the same thing. Maybe their is an app for that......lol what a bunch of schlock.
04:21 PM on 04/03/2010
Its called progress. People buy dumb things all the time for ridiculous sums of money, but is it a bad thing that people are out buying products? I think its a good thing that technology is constantly evolving. I wont personally buy this now, but once the price goes down i think it will be more appealing.
06:38 PM on 04/03/2010
Nobody is restricting anybody. It's suddenly a bad thing to criticize things on a forum?
08:31 PM on 04/03/2010
Actually no, you are fine. I think it is just that this kind of yammering comes with every new device or technology. Why do people need that? Who is going to need that? Those were the same questions being asked at IBM and Xerox about the PC. Its just a toy. Xerox gave Jobs the technology for the initial apple interface. They thought it was quaint and did not know what to do with it. The last ragging on a product like this was the Iphone, I believe. Hype or not, a year after it is released will tell whether it is revolutionary or market hype. You don't think you will need, thats fine my Mom thinks she doesn't need the internet.
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Mydian01
two by two, hands of blue.
12:05 AM on 04/04/2010
delicate much? your reacting to something other than what the poster is talking about. please reread the post and think before you speak, your not making any sense.
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dim
one in a can
07:43 PM on 04/03/2010
If the price goes to zero, it's still not worth it. I got plenty of paperweights and door stops around the house.
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Mydian01
two by two, hands of blue.
12:07 AM on 04/04/2010
yay, your not buying one, so what are you here for, what is the purpose of posting, how are you furthering the conversation?
11:39 PM on 04/04/2010
hmmmm...
lots of papers and shut doors.
are you one of those collectors who wont throw stuff out?
04:06 PM on 04/03/2010
Jealously will get you nowhere.
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Mydian01
two by two, hands of blue.
03:53 PM on 04/03/2010
how lame can you get. here is my take on it:

they said the Macintosh would fail.

they said the iMac would fail.

they said the ipod would fail.

they said the iphone would fail.

so now they are saying the ipad will fail.. forgive me if im not convinced by this lame, light on actual content, seemingly uniformed-of-actual-reporting-on-the-potential-of-the-product writer who obviously doesnt like the ipad.. well, heres my take on it:

i say this writer is fail.
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06:47 PM on 04/03/2010
When you go to Apple iChurch, do you get iCommunion? I don't know as it takes $600 to walk in the front door.
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Mydian01
two by two, hands of blue.
12:03 AM on 04/04/2010
yes, yes we do, we eat the iBody of iChrist and drink the iBlood of iChrist and then we sing iHymns and we pray on the iBible.. feeb.

the 27in iMac that i have now is the best investment i ever made, your whining and h8 will never convince me otherwise, just because your a 2 year old, and cant seem to work a computer, you have no room to talk trash.. go back to your dos command line input, if i need to use unix, i can, in fact, i can use the Mac OS, classic Mac OS, Unix, Windows and Linux if i really really want to.. of course, all i really need is Mac OSX and bootcamp for games, and Parallels for Softimage XSI.. you fail.
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06:51 PM on 04/03/2010
If you think most of those didn't fail, maybe you should go back and look at the numbers.. Congrats on the iPod Apple, maybe someday you'll make some other product that is actually relevant.
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Mydian01
two by two, hands of blue.
11:58 PM on 04/03/2010
75% markent share is not irrelevent, microsoft wishes the zune had 10% market share.. fail.
03:49 PM on 04/03/2010
Nothing said in this piece makes any sense. One could criticize anything. "Why would anyone spend such an amount of money on (fill in the blank): cruise, trip to Disney, that BMW, that 8 bedroom house, that handmade suit, those Nordstrom shoes, etc.

As the guys on Cartalk often say, "Doesn't anyone screen these calls!"

http://eye-on-washington.blogspot.com
06:40 PM on 04/03/2010
Except those items you list could be useful.
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blakej19
D.F.A.
12:02 AM on 04/04/2010
thank you!! lol
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Mydian01
two by two, hands of blue.
01:37 AM on 04/04/2010
oh snap! you are making an assumption.. you are assuming, you assume.. which makes an a.ss of you, not me.
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Nosybear
Liar, damn liar, statistician and brewer
03:31 PM on 04/03/2010
Don't forget how limited-distribution the other tablets you speak of were: They were distributed solely to a group of Hebrew refugees and, while the first copy got a bit interactive when Moses came back down the mountain, the final copy has never been found and was presumed destroyed.
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Mydian01
two by two, hands of blue.
12:09 AM on 04/04/2010
the JooJoo, the supposed iPad killer, i think it sold like 40 units total.. way to go!
03:28 PM on 04/03/2010
Love the comparison to the 10 commandments.
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Marlyn
If I'm wrong, let me know.
03:15 PM on 04/03/2010
This report is DISGUSTING!
04:37 PM on 04/03/2010
I agree!
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progressivestance84
The Right is Wrong.
07:00 PM on 04/03/2010
why?
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dim
one in a can
07:44 PM on 04/03/2010
Because truth hurts the believer.