- Draco Malfoy would be sitting on the Magic Throne, with Lucius Malfoy fighting all his wars for him.
- There would be four Houses to compete for the Throne: House Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, and Slytherin.
- Ron and Ginny would be lovers.
- Harry would first have to be thrown out of a window before he can learn to use his magic powers.
- Neville Longbottom would be sent to the Wall to be made fun of.
- Quidditch would be played with lances and swords, rather than balls.
- Mail would be delivered by ravens rather than owls.
- Hagrid would only say the word "Hagrid" all the time.
- That goblin who works in the Gringotts Wizarding Bank would be the real hero and plotter.
- Voldemort would be called "The Great Other" rather than "He who must not be named."
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