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10 New Plagues for Passover 2012

Posted: 04/ 3/2012 5:22 pm

The Passover holiday, which this year begins on Friday (April 6), celebrates the story of freedom of the ancient Hebrew people from Egyptian bondage. But more than just a compelling lesson about our legendary past, it is an urgent call for justice, equality and freedom for those who are still oppressed today.

According to the Exodus story, Pharaoh had an obstinate heart and refused to let the Hebrew slaves go free. As a consequence, he brought 10 plagues on his land, including blood and frogs, lice, gnats and flies, murrain and boils, hail and darkness, and finally, the death of the first-born Egyptians.

Pharaoh ultimately capitulated, but we are cautioned not to rejoice at his downfall or that Egyptians were drowned in the Red Sea while attempting to catch the fleeing Israelites. Instead, during the Seder (service before the Passover meal) it is a custom to recite the plagues and spill a drop of wine at the mention of each plague, thereby diminishing our pleasure.

In recent years, many new modern Haggadahs have been created -- the books used to retell the Passover story -- and they are likely to incorporate a list of "Contemporary Afflictions," including AIDS, drugs, hunger, illiteracy, pollution, poverty and racism, modern plagues that continue to darken our lives today.

As we find ourselves in the midst of the latest presidential election cycle, an affliction unto itself, here is a set of 10 New Plagues for Passover 2012.

1. Out-of-control SuperPACs that are unaffiliated, uncoordinated, unassociated and secretly run by billionaires.

2. No-holds-barred political consultants who run unfettered, unrestrained, carpet-bombing smear campaigns.

3. Fear-mongering politicians who foster anxiety and anger rather than confidence and hope.

4. Arrogant candidates who sarcastically deflect important and legitimate questions with snide responses that scapegoat the "elite" media.

5. Puritanical religious crusaders who make outrageous attacks on contraception, freedom of choice, women, gays and lesbians, teachers and union members, as well as intellectuals and liberals and the colleges that "indoctrinate" them.

6. Rogue robocalls that are unleashed, unregistered and illegal.

7. Bloviating, bombastic, pompous and inflammatory talkshow hosts.

8. Crackpot conspiracy theorists who don't care about facts, evidence or truth.

9. All-powerful, self-interested banks and financial organizations that don't care about the client.

10. Otherwise reasonable, caring people who let them all get away with it.

Rabbi Peter H. Schweitzer is the leader of The City Congregation for Humanistic Judaism (New York City) www.citycongregation.org. He is the author of "The Liberated Haggadah: A Passover Celebration for Cultural, Secular and Humanistic Jews." (secularhaggadah.com)

 
 
 
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Taximom5
11:05 AM on 04/07/2012
As someone who has suffered a severe reaction to vaccines, whose children have also suffered severe vaccine reactions, and, in each case, we went through h-ll before specialists finally decided that these were vaccine reactions, I would say that you left out "vaccines" as a plague.

No, I am not a conspiracy theorist.

You can read all the studies you want about safety and efficacy of vaccines. More and more mainstream, peer-reviewed, scientific studies are being published, showing that vaccines can and do cause exactly the reactions my children and I suffered. But the politics of today decree that we don't ever see the studies in the mainstream press (remember, the most powerful lobby in Washington is Big Pharma).

No, instead we see advertisements for various pharmaceutical products for Lupus, MS, IBS, asthma, diabetes, and all the other autoimmune disorders that have actually been caused by vaccines.

Vaccine may have saved lives in the past, but the current schedule of recommended vaccines Comes at a horrific human cost; those of us who have had to pay that cost of certainly been visited by plagues.
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Anybodyseenthepopos
אני כלום בלעדיהם
04:46 AM on 04/06/2012
Good post Rabbi. It seems we're plagued with plagues.

Have a good Seder & a Happy Passover.
BahtHarim
בת ההרים
11:23 AM on 04/05/2012
Excellent! these will be read at my seder table.
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03:18 AM on 04/05/2012
I think this Passover I have seen more interesting articles than in years past.
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Cindbird
Using my head for something other than a hat rack.
01:31 AM on 04/05/2012
Excellent list, Rabbi.
01:08 AM on 04/05/2012
Enjoyed the article very much.
04:43 PM on 04/04/2012
An excellent article.
12:40 PM on 04/04/2012
Hmm needs more re culture & gender. Let's add bigots, xenophobics, ethnocentric people, racists, homophobics and sexists to the list please ;) After all, we're in the 21st century already! =\
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F-BVFF
11:51 AM on 04/04/2012
A little weird that the Rabbi is creating new plagues for Passover. I understand the basis for each one, and there's certainly a lot that could be done with respect to elections, probably along the lines of those listed above. But the original 10 Plagues have a lot more depth than at first glance and this new list eliminates all that depth. For example, there's no division of 7 and 3, there's no reference to the 10 sayings of creation in reverse order, etc.
04:45 PM on 04/04/2012
But the difference is that the original 10 are myth and these 10 are real.
sjaent2001
Change gets Challenged, changer gets Cross/poison
05:12 PM on 04/06/2012
More accurately the originals were not mythical but all NATURAL and these current ones are REALLY MAN MADE.
05:46 PM on 04/04/2012
Rabbi Sweitzer is implying that the promise of Passover is still not achieved: freedom for all. All of the above named "plagues" show someone's need to dominate others.
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arie1951
Tax the rich - they can afford it.
09:50 AM on 04/04/2012
Amen.
08:28 AM on 04/04/2012
Fantastic. I would add rampant incivility among our leaders.
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11:24 PM on 04/03/2012
I love these plagues. What it all boils down to is politics, money and religion. That said, not all aspects of all religions. If people of different religions mingled more, that would be a step in the right direction. Interfaith seders, for example, are so prevalent these days.

If you would like to see a story about Interfaith seders and an awesome flourless chocolate cake recipe, you can do so here http://bit.ly/gMxj8F
04:47 PM on 04/04/2012
How about a non faith Seder?
sjaent2001
Change gets Challenged, changer gets Cross/poison
05:13 PM on 04/06/2012
that would not be Seder.