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Rachel Farris

Rachel Farris

Posted: October 1, 2010 09:58 AM

If you're unemployed and you live in Texas - and at least 1 million of you out there - listen up. Governor Rick Perry has an important announcement for you:

"Being an unemployed person in Texas is the best state in the nation to not have a job in."

That's right, America. That's the kind of Governor Texas has. A governor who thinks being unemployed in Texas is a good thing. That sure explains a lot. Out of a job? That just means you have more time to explore the wild yonder of the Texas-Mexico border. Can't afford to feed your kids? Teach them "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" and wait for further instruction from your Governor. No way to pay your mortgage? Consider yourself lucky and use that Lone Star flag of yours as a lean-to.

Perry's reasoning, as he explained on a Dallas TV station recently (video below), is that even though you're unemployed now, you might have a job soon. He came to that conclusion based on very specific, very scientific fact printed in the Very Specific, Very Scientific Fact textbook that the Texas State Board of Education recently wrote. In it, it states that being jobless in Texas is a good thing, because Rick Perry had some buddies in January "who were unemployed and today they have a job."

But before we all lock arms and start singing "Proud to be an American," or the yet-to-be-released, post-secession version, "Proud to be a Former American," please allow me to point out the large, smelly, GOP-pandering elephant in the room: Rick Perry was the one who, in March of 2009, rejected $556 million dollars of federal stimulus money for unemployment claims so we could "keep things going like they're going in Texas." Reinforcing his favorite anti-Washington meme, Perry added, "We can take care of ourselves. And we do not need any more strings from Washington attached to programs."

That's funny, because Perry sure doesn't have a problem with attaching strings to his own political appointees. If you are unemployed in Texas, you do have another option: buy your job from Rick Perry. Ethics watchdog group Texans for Public Justice uncovered today that Perry's campaign received over $17 million in contributions from gubernatorial appointees and their spouses. If you can pony up enough cash, Fief Perry will appoint you to a special position at one of the many state agencies.

Because while it's not okay for the federal government to help everyday working class families get back on their feet, it's more than okay for Texas's Governor to propel the wealthy into power in order to stay in power himself.

That's Rick Perry's Texas, folks. Y'all come back now, ya' hear?







 

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09:23 AM on 10/13/2010
If I could 'buy' a job that paid all the expenses, got health coverage, paid sick, paid vacation I'd be tempted to do it. Rick knows how to reward his cronies
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castlerider
"A man's home is his castle"
06:27 PM on 10/02/2010
Democrat Bill White could be doing a few things down here to really help his campaign, and foremost would be for him to call Perry a coward for not wanting to meet him in a debate.
Them's fightin' words...People would see that and say, "Why should I vote for a squirrel like Perry?"

Second, White should absolutely come right out and stand like a rock denouncing the Republican mindset which is so completely against our neighbors from the south making a decent foothold with their lives here, with the way Republicans've attacked immigration. Sure, they say they're only fighting the illegals, but all of them have grandparents and forefathers who also went through tough times to get established, and they remember this very well. They know who their friends are, and in tough times, they already know in their hearts it sure as hell isn't the Republicans.

White is in a position to open huge doors and make huge financial gains for Texas because unfortunately, Texas is grafted with incredibly vast amounts of corruption. Oil companies have a chokehold on development here that only serves them. No High Speed Rail... "That's right, we have freeways for you, and all the oil you'll ever need for all those cars!" Texas has some of the highest property taxes in the country. they spend BIllions building all these roads... For who?
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janie@atthelake
Keep Austin Weird
10:07 AM on 10/03/2010
Mornin castle! Didn't you catch the full page ad calling Perry a coward? http://www.wfaa.com/news/politics/Political-ad-labels-Rick-Perry-a-coward-101348029.html
01:53 PM on 10/01/2010
Let's see....Texas and Alaska are the ONLY two states in the union on a sound financial footing.

Ain't gonna happen for Texas with a Bill White in the governors mansion.
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Rachel Farris
Texan; political hobbyist; Rick Perry observer
02:22 PM on 10/01/2010
Thanks for stopping by, Governor Perry!
And by "sound financial footing," do you mean a $21 billion dollar budget shortfall? I guess Republicans consider that "sound" but this native Texan sure doesn't.
03:17 PM on 10/01/2010
"Rainy day fund"...how sweet it is. How many billions in reserve?
Sure funds are low...what do you expect with sales tax revenue down a bunch? We are in a recession remember? Just wait till all the tax increases hit from our current group of Feds.
Other states would LOVE to be in Texas's shoes financially.
If Bill White were governor there would be NO RAINY DAY FUND.
Bill White is another BHO follower.
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MyFatCat
I'm paid in catnip
11:41 PM on 10/01/2010
Hmm. Alaska doesn't show up on this assessment.

http://boomersurvive-thriveguide.typepad.com/the_survive_and_thrive_bo/2010/10/index.html

And while I'm sure many people, or states, would like to have more money, it's not equally clear that they're willing to espouse the values that enrich the rich...I'm thinking of the likes of Ken Lay of beloved memory, Lloyd Blankfein of Goldman Sachs, and various "properity gospel" believers.
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janie@atthelake
Keep Austin Weird
10:35 AM on 10/01/2010
..................... Vote Bill White.
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Rachel Farris
Texan; political hobbyist; Rick Perry observer
10:47 AM on 10/01/2010
Thanks Janie. I just hope that Texas voters can get motivated enough to go make sure that Rick Perry doesn't end up our Governor again. Or worse yet, our President.
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janie@atthelake
Keep Austin Weird
10:52 AM on 10/01/2010
Me too Rachel.......me too.
03:28 PM on 10/01/2010
Have you personally thanked Bill White for all the rampant crime brought to Houston neighborhoods from all the Katrina thugs he brought here?

Just curious....
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janie@atthelake
Keep Austin Weird
03:57 PM on 10/01/2010
Ummmmm...that was George W....that sent them there. hello?
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tcagle
Renewable energy pro
10:27 AM on 10/01/2010
While the rest of the nation celebrates being rid of W, here in Texas we still have his smirking clone running the place.
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Rachel Farris
Texan; political hobbyist; Rick Perry observer
10:46 AM on 10/01/2010
So true. The boots, the cowboy hat, the corruption. He really has it all.
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janie@atthelake
Keep Austin Weird
11:31 AM on 10/01/2010
The bull... Statesman is running a story similar to this one on kvue. http://www.kvue.com/news/election/Reality-Check-Perry-ad-on-border-security-104153239.html
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janie@atthelake
Keep Austin Weird
02:09 PM on 10/02/2010
Well, tcagle...we are now getting a big push from other democrats in the us. This was on news8austin this morning.
http://www.news8austin.com/content/local_news/274416/texas-governor-s-race-goes-national
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tcagle
Renewable energy pro
08:23 PM on 10/03/2010
Sure glad to hear it - maybe they waited too long, or maybe they kept their powder dry until now. Either way, I hope we get him put to pasture.
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satanlite
Liberal blogger
10:09 AM on 10/01/2010
Criminal Republican.

I hope the homeless across America make a beeline for Texas. Rick will put them up in one of his homes.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/17/rick-perry-rental-mansion_n_578311.html
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Rachel Farris
Texan; political hobbyist; Rick Perry observer
10:26 AM on 10/01/2010
unfortunately only Perry gets that fancy home.