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My Worst Wedding... Was My Own

Posted: 02/10/2012 11:45 am

I've been thinking about writing this article for a while, but pride may or may not have kept me from it. You see, I'm really proud of the reputation I've built up over the last eight years as a high end, stylish wedding planner. I have been known to, on more than one occasion, look down my nose at items I deem to be tacky wedding fare... carnations, tulle, DIY invitations. And yet, the wedding I'm most embarrassed of having planned, the one I'd never put into my portfolio, is my own.

A little back-story... I got married eight years ago this May at the ripe old age of 21. Back then we didn't have a ton of money, or a ton of taste for that matter. I set about planning a wedding that was nicer than what I'd grown up with but it turns out, lacking in several key areas. We picked a gorgeous locale on a cliff overlooking the ocean but I was hesitant to spend exorbitant amounts of money on items I didn't think were crucial. I can admit to you all now, albeit sheepishly, that we had plastic folding chairs at our ceremony... can you imagine? The "upgraded" chair was in our reception and even then it was white wood folding. The reception itself had ficus trees with twinkle lights, the cake table was skirted and piled high with fabric, the bar served beer in plastic cups, and yes, there may or may not have been tulle swathing each exit. Dear Lord, I shudder to think of it now!

I often joke with my husband that if we were getting married today I would put us into financial ruin with all of my choices. I would insist on custom everything and have my favorite wedding photographer flown out from New York. The floral costs alone would rival the annual operating budget of a small island nation and the bar would be top shelf with vintage wine flowing like the Nile. But, at the end of that lavish spectacular day, we'd be exactly where we are now: married. You see, as much as I can't stand to look at décor shots from my own wedding, I still wouldn't change a single thing about it. Our friends and family couldn't tell you what chairs we had or even what "skirting" a table means. They remember our hand written vows that made total strangers stop and listen on the bluff and then end up crying with everyone else. They remember the French fries and champagne we served during cocktail hour and that everyone danced and danced until the wee hours of the morning. They remember seeing two kids in love who might not have known what "high end" was, but who were so grateful for that sunny day and the opportunity to spend the rest of their lives with each other.

I think of this now when I have an indecisive bride who's paralyzed about something simple like whether or not to serve champagne at the toast or which shade of pink is ideal. Choosing elements for your wedding day should be fun, but these choices won't make any difference in the stuff that matters. For better or worse, you'll end that day married to your partner and that's the truly exciting part. Chances are in a few years your dress choice will be out of style, and the centerpieces you thought were so modern might look outdated. But the timeless photos, the ones that will always make you grin, are those of two people in love in their Sunday best ready to take on the world together. Those pictures are always in style.

 

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I've been thinking about writing this article for a while, but pride may or may not have kept me from it. You see, I'm really proud of the reputation I've built up over the last eight years as a high ...
I've been thinking about writing this article for a while, but pride may or may not have kept me from it. You see, I'm really proud of the reputation I've built up over the last eight years as a high ...
 
 
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01:56 PM on 02/24/2012
I am getting married in a few months. I can certainly understand why someone would want to go to the courthouse and elope. Heck, I even thought about it. It just makes me sad when people that eloped look down on people that decide to have a wedding. My fiance and I have been together for 8 years. Our place we're getting is married is really nice. But, we're not going over the top. I'm just excited to get all of my family and friends together to pause and celebrate with us. We have had so much fun planning our wedding. I love making decisions together and finding our common ground and being happy. To me, there is nothing wrong with that. My brother and sister-in-law got married in their living room. They have a great marriage, but she has been going over-the-top with my wedding. I think that she missed the opportunity to plan, have fun, and have the big celebration. I don't think either choice is right or wrong, an neither should be looked down upon!
Bianca S
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01:12 PM on 02/23/2012
My mom and dad had a cheapie wedding at Civic Hall with immediate family and some friends. My mom was pregnant and wore a hideous (even for then) robins's egg blue dress with what looked like a white bib lol. Well, guess what? More than 20 years later, they're still (for the most part) happily married.
02:40 PM on 02/22/2012
My first wedding was at a JP in Nevada with a small reception after. The invitations & cake were gifted. It was all as ridiculous & horrible as the 10 yr marriage that followed. Now (decades later) I've finally met the man of my dreams. We've been together for 8 yrs and I'm now happily wedding planning. It's been a long road to get here. We both work hard in professional band jobs (I'm a small business owner). Neither of us had the weddings we wanted the first time around. Ours will be a big fun wedding. This is a celebration for us & people we love. Why the heck are there so many wedding haters on HuffPo? Seriously! You'd think people who want nice weddings are taking it out of your pocket. If you want a small plain wedding, go for it. Don't act like I'm ignorant or a bad person for having the wedding I want. My wedding is not a blatant jab at feminism, it's not detracting from society, it's not robbing the poor. Quite the contrary. I, as a female veteran small business owner, am paying cash for everything ("Say Yes" to female entrepreneurial success & hard work). We are treating our friends to an amazing dinner with a band that we & our friends enjoy (we're so mean!). All of my wedding vendors are local small businesses (supporting our local economy). It's an amazing day to celebrate with family & friends who have supported us
01:36 PM on 02/18/2012
I don't get the hype over weddings. People get SO carried away. Having three dresses and a huge cake does not make the marriage any stronger.
05:03 PM on 02/15/2012
In 2008, I had a Chinese wedding in Shanghai that was pretty extravagant. I wore three different dresses and two different veils throughout the course of the thing and there were fireworks, over 13 courses for dinner, a huge cake, a virtual motorcade of expensive cars, you name it. My now-former mother-in-law, though, made it a point to show up late, refused to look at us, then refused in front of all of our guests to bless us when the time came. She threw in some epithets to match since I am a minority and not Chinese. I kept a brave face until the wedding was over and then went home crying. My family paid for the whole thing contrary to Chinese custom just so my ex-husband's family could "save face" because they didn't have any money. Her behavior, then, was an especially large slap in the face.

When I tell that story, I leave that part about MIL out and people think it was a really neat wedding. All in all, it was, but the problems we had with the wedding went deeper than just wedding problems and set the tone for the three-year marriage that followed. I am actually a little bit envious of people like you and others here whose weddings may have been simpler but were ultimately to men who truly cared about them.
01:26 PM on 02/15/2012
Sad. People put more time, effort and money into the wedding than into the marriage.
01:24 PM on 02/15/2012
I went to a wedding that was anything but "tacky" two years ago...with a huge diamond, of course.
Yesterday the divorce papers were served and they each got consolidation loans to cover their "half" of the debt (and I'm sure the parents are still paying on their portion.)
Why can't people start out simple and IF they are still together in say 10 years, throw a big party (and get the big ring then--assuming they still want such a thing.)
isisreptiles
I make no apologies for being who I am.
01:22 PM on 02/15/2012
Maybe I'm missing something here, but what is supposed to be so tacky about the writer's wedding? It looks perfectly nice to me.

I see nothing wrong with cutting corners on things which aren't all that important or are nonessential altogether. A wedding is ONE DAY. It can still be nice and meaningful without being over-the-top expensive. Wedding costs and planning have really gotten out of hand anymore.

If she wanted to see a tacky wedding, she should have been at my second wedding... Since we were having our families over for Christmas dinner, we decided to get married then. We decided this four days before Christmas... We lined up someone to perform the ceremony, got the marriage license and the ring, bought food and ordered a flower arrangement for the table. A relative brought a cake. That was it.

I wore a short, tight red dress with red stiletto heels and huge plastic earrings. My husband wore dress slacks and a dress shirt and tie, but was still in a leg cast from an accident the month before. Our guests were seated at the dining table we'd set up in the living room.

We had a five-minute ceremony and then I served dinner. That was it. Years later my mom laughingly told me she still couldn't believe I did what I did. My tacky wedding was in 1992. We're still married!
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12:44 PM on 02/15/2012
I own a wedding locale and encourage brides to be thrifty. I certainly don't see what is "wrong" with DIY invitations, flowers, etc. It's amazing however, when a bride passes my place over and opts for one that costs THOUSANDS of dollars more. And the food? Yes, people will remember if it's awful--but other than that, make sure you have enough of it, and presentation goes a long way. The most ridiculous price is the cake. Get a small, nice one, then have a delicious sheet cake for the mob, many of whom will not eat it anyway.
12:10 PM on 02/15/2012
A wedding reception is nothing more than a social event. A marriage is forever.
10:20 AM on 02/15/2012
My husband and I planned out wedding in 4 months (while I was working 70 hours a week). We only had time for the necessities (not to say I didn’t have a meltdown the day before over place cards). We didn’t do anything over the top… we just didn’t have the time to plan it or to save the money. In the end, it was a hectic couple of months but it was so worth it. There is not one thing we paid for that I look back and say “What a waste!” like many people do. My advice to any newly engaged couples… pick the three things you MUST have at your wedding, ensure you have them and then don’t worry about the rest of it!
08:57 AM on 02/15/2012
My husband and I got married at the Justice of the Peace. I wore a beautiful white dress my Mom bought me. My husband rented a tux. My best friend thought we were joking about the wedding and showed up in jeans. We were the best dressed couple in a line waiting of about 10 couples. There was no cake and afterward we piled into my husband's "junker" (the front seat was busted and you had to sit up very straight while driving or you could lay down) and we splurged on a fancy restaurant. Years later my husband and I laugh at the memories and I wouldn't trade it for the world. I don't miss not having a fancy wedding.
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03:12 PM on 02/18/2012
You're making it sound like an ideal plan for us...everyone gets so worked up over the whole thing that the important parts seem to be overlooked.

This doesn't sound like the case for you guys at all...it sounds perfect. Absolutely perfect.
05:05 AM on 02/19/2012
Thankyou.
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08:25 AM on 02/15/2012
I still don't know why everyone has this idea that they have to pay more than what you'd paid for a new car just to get married. The most we paid out for was the preacher. We kept our wedding small and only invited our closest friends and family. We weren't out to invite everyone in town and pretend we lived the lifestyle of the rich and famous. We didn't have to pay for some exotic local, as the wedding was at my Aunt & Uncles place.. They had a gorgeous lakeside property where we had the service in a gazebo overlooking the lake. For use it couldn't have been better. My now Mother-in-law provided all the food. So there was no enormous catering fee. I rented my tux and my wifes mother paid the dress. If we had it to do all over again we would do it the same way again. A commitment made infront of family and our closest friends. Not a room full of strangers or fakes.
08:00 AM on 02/15/2012
nothing about her wedding looked cheap and I loved the cake. Several tousand dollars for the perfect white dress on a woman that isn't "pure", a honeymoon after the fact. Just do the paperwork and have a party, save the money and pay your bills.
01:28 PM on 02/15/2012
I was thinking that, too - what was so cheap about that?
06:47 AM on 02/16/2012
I must admit the "Say Yes To The Dress" is one of my favorite shows but I laugh at the money spent.
06:37 AM on 02/15/2012
Weddings....they are meant to celebrate the creation of a new union. They are not meant to bankrupt small, third-word countries or regular citizens either. I'm just not impressed with over-the-top events like the author describes because I can think of so much better to do with my money, time, and energy. Not feelin' this article....
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08:26 AM on 02/15/2012
I couldn't agree more.