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How to Fly Through Airport Security

Posted: 08/31/2011 7:41 pm

Travel. Is there any bigger pain in the ass?

At the end of this week I'll be winging my way to New York city via Virgin America to catch the beginning of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, and although I love the Big Apple and all the wonders held therein, I truly loathe the flying process. You've got the lines, the long waits for overpriced, under par food, flight delays, crying kids, uncomfortable accommodations, yadda yadda yadda. But of all these inconveniences which are now a reality of the miracle that is modern day transport, security checks are the only part that aren't a total crapshoot. At the security line, we all have a nugget of control.

So, in honor of pending travel plans everywhere, I offer a few fool proof ways to get through airport security faster, happier and almost unmolested.

Scalloped Applique Top: $17.80
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Save airport security some time by wearing this see-through scalloped top to the terminal. It’ll make it that much easier for the technicians to make sure you’re not smuggling illegal drugs in your womb when you go through the scanner.
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bezarkobarbie
BAZINGA!
11:17 PM on 09/26/2011
Heres my nugget of advice....if you hate flying....then DON'T. Drive, bus, walk, teleport yorself.
01:57 PM on 09/01/2011
I'm still scratching my head over how a see-through top can

"make it that much easier for the technicians to make sure you’re not smuggling illegal drugs IN YOUR WOMB when you go through the scanner."

Are these people paid???
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Dee Amschler
on the edge
05:02 PM on 09/01/2011
Even if they are, they clearly failed anatomy and physiology. You can't see the womb through skin, so a see through top wouldn't help. And if the body scanner lets them see your insides, the see through top is superfluous. Unless you want to let (ewww) the TSA think you just might be interested.
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coffeeparty
08:07 AM on 09/01/2011
Was that supposed to be funny?
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JBS
Part time misanthrope & full time curmudgeon
01:27 PM on 09/01/2011
I think it was SUPPOSED to be.

But, like my old high-school coach used to say, "You gonna' keep runnin' that play 'til you get it right!"
10:33 AM on 09/02/2011
About as funny as a stomach pump.