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Judi Dench Writes Heartfelt Letter to Kim Kardashian's Butt

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After viewing the already-legendary butt selfie posted on Kim's Twitter account, award winning actress Dame Judi Dench penned this genuine fan letter to the media personality's ample derrière. The BAFTA award winner enthusiastically extolled the virtues of Kim's surprisingly toned, gravity-defying rear-end. Read below:

Dear Ms. Kim Kardashian,

I wanted to write you this email, so I am contacting you through our dermatologist Cheryl -- good woman. She did a great job with my mole removal surgery.

I've just finished viewing your butt selfie - from top of butt / lower back -- to underbutt / upper leg. A total of 20 minutes of (addictive) viewing.

I know there is so much ass kissing in this business but I truly have never seen any butt like it. Brilliant!

Your butt is the best butt I have ever seen -- ever. This work of yours is spectacular -- absolutely stunning.

If you ever get a chance to - would you pass on my admiration to everyone - Kris Jenner, Kanye West, Ray J, Baby North, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Blue Ivy -- everyone -- everyone who supported you and helped you to keep your behind looking that way ... The list is endless.

Congratulations and my deepest respect. You are truly a great, great buttocks-haver.

Best regards,
Judi Dench

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