The 15 Most Ridiculous "Sexy" Halloween Costumes (PHOTOS, POLL)

What we love about Halloween is simple: It's a chance to don a persona that you wouldn't otherwise, show off your creativity and wit in a very in-your-face way, and update your Facebook profile with a picture of yourself in a beard doing shots of Patron with a Stormtrooper. And, of course, it seems like it's also a chance to show off your stuff without getting a citation for public indecency. There are the classic sexy Halloween costumes: the sexy cat, the sexy nurse, the sexy Dorothy... but after trawling through some online shops, there also seem to be some rather unorthodox sexy costumes that we might see stumbling down Broadway come the 31st. From the offensively un-punny to the offensively confusing to the plain old offensively offensive, here are the most ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes we've found that provide some WTF to go with that T&A. -Connie Wang & Sarah Cates

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This is what would happen if you cross-bred Chewbacca with a Standard Poodle and then weaned it on a diet of Red Bulls, Malibu, and self tanner. Costume exclusively found at Yandy.com.

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This is what would happen if you cross-bred Chewbacca with a Standard Poodle and then weaned it on a diet of Red Bulls, Malibu, and self tanner.

Costume exclusively found at Yandy.com.

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Maybe actually kind of sexy. Totally absurd.

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Comments

[Dr Carol LaBra]

02:15 AM on 11/03/2010

! agree with the blogger but my prior 4 replies have not been allowed to be posted by the censors. Does anyone know why they are so terrified of an open expression of ideas or why they are paid so much or volunteer to keep freedom of speech from being practiced? For the repression of statements that agree with what has already been said is almost as dangerous as stifling dissent and asserting everything is wonderful.

[MoreOptions]

06:10 PM on 11/01/2010

the real estate agent brings a whole new meaning to trick or treat.....how much?

[Max Shaw]

05:37 PM on 11/01/2010

There should ONLY be a mute button on the Sexy Remote Control costume...

[acmes]

10:50 AM on 11/02/2010

Thank you for explaining what that last costume was.

[gclafontaine]

04:39 PM on 11/01/2010

I love Halloween.

[Mattcat25]

05:12 PM on 11/01/2010

I like when the adult woman's costumes are HALF OFF!

[mcpuckett]

03:53 PM on 11/01/2010

As a man I feel quite wired enough to objectify women without them demanding it from me. The halloween trend feels like porn fantasy is bleeding out into real life, which is a little uncomfortable.

Anyway, in the realm of "ridiculous", none of these costumes these can hold a candle to the "sexy" pre-teens I saw out last night. Seriously, trick-or-treating in the suburbs of DC I saw at least 7 or 8 girls no older than 12 in super short sexy costumes. The dirty looks I saw some getting from parents probably just made them feel badass.

[ravenshroud]

03:23 PM on 11/01/2010

At least none of the women dressed herein are teenagers like the ones at trunk or treat this week. I swear parents are either oblivious or highly confused to allow teen girls to wear fishnets, heels, and miniskirts for ANY Halloween costume. But yes it happens, at church trunk or treat events no less.

[johnny crap]

01:28 PM on 11/01/2010

The American woman has fought long and hard to look like a sexy plumber/cop/firefighter/nurse/Chewbacca/French maid/farm girl/she-devil/Hugh Hefner (WTF!?) and I'm not about to let some churchgoer take that away from them (or me!).

Seriously, though. These costumes don't help pass any judgment on the moral fabric of America/Americans. To do so, would make you a narrow minded, killjoy right-winger. To invoke the sexual revolution of the '60s and '70s to criticize these costumes, actually plays right in to the conservative/fundamentalist argument that the feminist movement was a bad thing.

I'm more concerned with the diminishing intelligence and resourcefulness of our society.

[wandering girl]

03:25 PM on 10/31/2010

I would totally wear the Hostess Cupcake costume.

[moderndaywarrior]

04:38 PM on 11/01/2010

And I would totally like to see you in it.

Wait... would I?

[Ann M Skowronski]

03:02 PM on 11/02/2010

I know! That one was really cute. Although, I prefer the Hugh Hefner one. I rather like the idea of being out in public in a robe. In any event, I am not sure why some of these comments are so concerned with women being objectified by a silly costume. Except for that wookie/sasquatch costume. Yeah, that one will turn you in to an object...of ridicule. Beyond that, if I want to walk around showin' off my goods for an evening, I don't see anything wrong with it. Every once in a while, it can be fun to pretend to be an object of desire. Alas....

[LMPE]

02:54 PM on 10/31/2010

actually I kinda liked those

[Dr Jimmy and Mr Jim]

08:00 PM on 10/31/2010

Me too.

[Arthur L]

04:56 PM on 10/30/2010

When will the costume companies deliver the product that the market really wants and needs:

the sexy prostitute?

[Aitch5]

02:43 PM on 10/30/2010

The real stupidity here is that all of these pre-packaged Halloween costumes are just a skinny little piece of polyester marked up about 1000x the cost it took to make them.

[Artos]

12:45 PM on 10/30/2010

I wanted to resist posting to this but.... well I couldn't help myself. What is it with America that we can't seem to see our Women as anything but a sexual toy? What the hell were the sixties and seventies about anyway? Every one of these costumes is nothing more than an excuse to trivialize women.

[Sneedsnood]

01:09 PM on 10/30/2010

As I understand it, these are Halloween costumes, presumably to be purchased by those who plan to wear them, perhaps fulfilling some personal fantasy. I don't see where this trivializes women. At worst, it's an excuse to dress in a sexy, trashy way and not feel cheap about it.

[bryce05]

03:31 PM on 10/30/2010

It's women who buy these.

[KaiSandtoes]

12:32 PM on 10/30/2010

seriously. where would you see these kinds of women??

[sgmorr]

12:46 PM on 10/30/2010

Wish I knew.

[Sneedsnood]

01:09 PM on 10/30/2010

On Hallowe'en.

[kevski]

10:00 AM on 10/30/2010

Unfortunately the girls who try to cram themselves into these costumes will be fat and overweight.

[phrancine]

05:07 PM on 11/01/2010

Agreed 2X. I saw a 250 lb "Little Red Riding Hood" who was obvious to the irony.

[phrancine]

05:13 PM on 11/01/2010

Sorry I meant oblivious to the irony. Oops!!!!

[tobynsaunders]

09:56 AM on 10/30/2010

Within each of these models is an intellectual ethicist waiting to emerge to find no friends & an abusive religious culture who want her to go back into hiding, darn it.