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Sorry, GOP: It Looks Like America's Bullsh*t Detector Just Went Off

Posted: 11/09/11 04:32 PM ET

It's great when we can disagree in a civilized way, but it's getting pretty hard to avoid the conclusion that the phrase "right-wing logic," as delivered by the GOP and mimicked by Mitt Romney, has become the mother of all oxymorons. They tell us corporations are people. But people? Not so much. That Right used that argument that in yesterday's elections, but it's starting to look like voters in swing states and the heart of Red America have had enough.

They love to preach the "corporate personhood" principle. IBM, Goldman Sachs, Halliburton: They're people! Why, they can even "speak"! Sure, they may be limited to the crude vocabulary of millions and billions, but you gotta admit: Come election time, they're fluent in it.

These corporations are endowed with freedom of speech, say Mitt and Friends, but employees of the same corporations aren't - especially when that speech involves forming a union. Follow the logic and the conclusion is inescapable: the Right believes that the company is a person but the people who work for it aren't.

Got that?

We're told that corporations have privacy rights, too. They have so much right to privacy, in fact, that when they throw millions of dollars of "speech" into an election we're not allowed to know who's speaking! But the Right says people with jobs don't have privacy rights. Employers can spy on them, say conservatives, even when they're at home using Facebook or Twitter

That anti-human, pro-corporate definition of personhood is part of what Ohio voters soundly rejected yesterday when they overturned the laws passed by its Republican Governor and legislators, who forbid union activities on the part of state employees. In a radical redefinition of the personhood principle,these voters decided that teachers and administrators and other state workers are actually ... people. And as people, they have the right to organize and bargain for themselves.

Some on the Right, including its new recruit Mitt Romney, has also argued that fertilized eggs should have all the rights that accrue to a fully-formed human being. But a full-grown person who happens to be female doesn't have the rights of personhood when it comes to determining how her own body is used.

Some people on the other side of this contentious issue have a genuine difference of belief, a spiritually-based moral code that's worthy of respect. We may disagree vehemently, but we do it with respect when speaking with these people of integrity. It's easy to tell which ones they are; they're the ones who are against killing in all forms. The others believe in a person's right from the moment of conception until the moment they're born without health insurance.

The Mississippi initiative argued that an egg has more rights than the woman carrying it. Voters didn't go for that, even in rock-ribbed fundamentalist Mississippi. Not even the tacit endorsement of new-found "redneck Mitt" - who's started sporting plaid shirts, saying he makes less than working people, and using the song "Born Country" by the group Alabama at his campaign appearances, could persuade them. Even the Tommy Bahama-sportin' hillbilly himself couldn't push this initiative over the line.

Sorry, cowboy.

In Ohio, Mississippi, and Maine, it's beginning to look like America's bulls**t detector just went off. Voters gave Obama and the Democrats a sweeping victory in 2008, with a clear mandate to clean up the economy, make the rich pay their fair share, rein in the banks (and indict the criminals), and put people back to work. When that didn't happen, they decided to look the other way on some of the crazy stuff and give the Republicans another shot.

Who knows? They may do that again in 2012. But this November, it looks like they could only tolerate so much B.S. and not a shovelful more.

It's good to know that good ol' American common sense is alive and well - in New England, the Rust Belt, and the Deep South. And it's good to see extremists on the Right get a well-deserved drubbing. But Ohio's rejection of the individual healthcare mandate should be a warning to Obama and the Democrats too. The President campaigned against it, but the bill included it anyway - without a public option - and that made the detector start buzzing.

In 2012, politicians better be prepared to give voters the real thing. If they don't, who know what that detector might do.

 

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10:58 AM on 11/10/2011
Well said! Thanks Richard, you really got my opinion written "as is".

Thanks!
09:00 AM on 11/10/2011
Great post, RJ.

The bottom line:

Republicans admitted to creating their own reality and relegating others to "study" their deeds.

Instead of "studying" their actions let's do what is really needed. Let's call the man with the net to come and take them to their new home, the crazy house.

People who create their own reality are diagnosed as mentally ill.
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alafonse
It's definitely a crap-shoot.
07:41 AM on 11/10/2011
I can remember years ago when republicans were thought to be decent upstanding persons who actually had a modicum of intellect.....alas, that memory is fading fast. They have morphed into nothing more than a bunch of radical corporatists who mercilessly pander to the less intellectual among us.
06:55 AM on 11/10/2011
Bravissimo Mr. Eskow! Call'em out! Thanks & respect! Hemingway would be proud!

"...“crap-detecting,” originated with Ernest Hemingway who when asked if there were one quality needed, above all others, to be a good writer, replied, “Yes, a built-in, shock-proof, crap detector.”"

You Sir, have that 'quality' in spades!

Also, please see 'Bull$hit & the Art of Crap-Detection' by Neil Postman

"... As I see it, the best things schools can do for kids is to help them learn how to distinguish useful talk from bull$hit. I will ask only that you agree that every day in almost every way people are exposed to more bull$hit than it is healthy for them to endure, and that if we can help them to recognize this fact, they might turn away from it and toward language that might do them some earthly good.

...In other words, bull$hit is what you call language that treats people in ways you do not approve of.

... one man’s bull$hit is another man’s catechism. Students should be taught to learn how to recognize bull$hit, including their own.

... An idealist usually cannot acknowledge his own bull$hit, because it is in the nature of his “ism” that he must pretend it does not exist. ... seriously defective crap-detector. ... those most enmeshed in it hear no bullshit ... & as a consequence are extremely dangerous to other people."
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jsgaetano
Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!
02:57 AM on 11/10/2011
This reminds me of the VFW guys who wore "bullsh*t protectors" over their ears during a George Dubai Bush speech. Those old dudes were way ahead of the curve, probably because they'd already beat back fascists before.
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grayplace
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01:06 AM on 11/10/2011
The GOP/TP have to go, if this country is to survive. Otherwise we'll become a corporatological dictatorship where only the corporations have any rights.
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10:59 PM on 11/09/2011
As a shareholder in about 20 public companies I find corporate "personhood" not only ludicrous but diabolical. Thanks to the neo-fascist Supremes my companies can spend unlimited amounts of MY money on political candidates without disclosure. This makes their "free speech" better than mine. If they have all that spare cash they should cut a dividend and let shareholders decide what to do with the money. Instead the corporate oligarchs are using MY money to buy the government and turn it against my interests. This is governance from hell.

The only solution is to sweep out the pro-corporatists from the federal government, put 99 percenters on the Supremes and raise taxes on the plutocrats. Jail tiome for the corrupt Wall Street tycoons would help too. Our democracy is on the brink of dissolution in favor of the Animal Farm ruling class of the wealthy and the multi-national corporations. It's time for the middle class and working classes to coalesce around their common interests and drop their delusions of becoming aristocrats.
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SmileAndActNice
Utilitarianism, the -ism that works.
12:47 AM on 11/10/2011
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If they have all that spare cash they should cut a dividend and let shareholde­rs decide what to do with the money
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Precisely. I don't think corporations should be able to make ANY political contributions unless EVERY shareholder agrees.
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jsgaetano
Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!
02:59 AM on 11/10/2011
That's so true. It's bad enough shareholders no longer have a say in the absurd benefits packages companies give their executives, but now they're also squandering shareholder money on donations to a fascist agenda.
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Bones Rhodes
10:21 PM on 11/09/2011
The problem is that for most Americans, the Bovine Scatology Alarm doesn't go off until they are already snorkel-deep in it.
12:32 AM on 11/10/2011
For most dems, it never goes off. They get fed a line of BS and suck it up believing every work.

Case in point: BO saying "I can fix the economy.", or "I'll close gitmo". Dems bought that line of BS.
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Bones Rhodes
01:20 AM on 11/10/2011
BS flows both ways: cases in point : Cain " I don't even know that woman." or Bush " Iraq has WMD."
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Scribe57
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01:40 AM on 11/10/2011
You guys still believe tax cuts create jobs and prosperity;. 29% of you believe Obama was born in Kenya.
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littlemonster
Grrrrrrrrrrr
10:00 PM on 11/09/2011
The key in eskow's discussion of the health insurance mandate is that Obama campaigned AGAINST it. RJ is right: by trying to get cute on the issues, Obama is tempting voters to reject him. If a politician BELIEVES something--- say, tax increases on millionaires to increase revenue--- and if the public AGREES with them, he or she would be an IDI OT to think voters are too blind to see them go against their own beliefs and public opinion.
09:57 PM on 11/09/2011
I do hope you're right. The alternative is too troubling.
09:33 PM on 11/09/2011
You know, I don't agree with a lot of this article. I don't think Mitt is as paid for as you seem to think. I've been doing some reading and I think what worries people so much about Mitt in teh republican party is that he is a moderate. He has to do the dance to get the nomination, but so do they all. Just like the same dance that happens for the democrats when they have to find a nominee. The tea party has been behind some really bad tax moves that is part of the rich getting richer, helping them avoid paying some serious taxes. And the tea party hates Mitt. Makes you wonder why. I'm starting to think its because they can't guarantee that he won't even out the taxing issue.
10:35 PM on 11/09/2011
I find Romney to be a moderate Repug (yes a rare bird) who tries and often fails to come across as a hard right Repug to get the nomination.

As an example, Romneycare is not the work of a hard right, "let them eat cake" Repug.

To me, Romney and what he would do as president is unknown.
However, I wouldn't vote for him to find out.
03:16 AM on 11/10/2011
His history doesn't show him as someone who is brought in to do a job and then changes his mind and does something else. That suggests he'll do what he says he'll do. Or at least try which is all they can promise in reality. The rhetoric is just that, we all know the game changes a bit when they get in. And I don't see him setting up the Mass health care plan as a problem because its what his state wanted. Remember, he was invited to run for Gov. of Massachusetts because of his success in turning around the Olympics. What Obama and Congress chose to do with their example cannot be laid at Romney's door.
01:00 PM on 11/10/2011
Romney was a moderate because he knew it was the only way he could get elected governor here in Massachusetts. He tempered every one of his positions to please those around him. This was the reason why he proposed Mass Health (which incidently works great). He saw it as a stealth move to bring Repub ideas in but do it in a way that would please Dem voters. Once he won the governorship he pretty much disappeared and headed off immediately to run for president. He saw his having successfully become governor of a Dem state to be a real selling point for him, and believed his carefully crafted moderate image, as well as his healthcare plan, would play well on the national stage. Now not so much, and he has to try to walk the whole thing back, but he's picked up way too much baggage along the way.
09:09 PM on 11/09/2011
No one looking for economic justice is going to turn out for the Republicans either, so don't think 2012 will be anything like 2010.
Jay Haney
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09:09 PM on 11/09/2011
Whoa, back that up, Mr. Eskow...Romney did WHAT? Try to act like a Southern good ol' boy in a state that can tell the difference in about two seconds (on a slow day)? Ladies and gentlemen, Mitt "Nowhere Man" Romney just had his first Michael Dukakis moment. When he gets the nomination, I am certain that we shall see more of them.
08:34 PM on 11/09/2011
Please stand up and figth back for our basic property rights! The banks are stealing our houses with their through their ponzi mortgage securitization and now by fraudulent robosigned documents! This MUST be stopped! Here is my list of America's unsung heroes who spoke up, stood up, and fought back before anyone else was paying attention: http://tinyurl.com/66jz9w5
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jcaunter
08:19 PM on 11/09/2011
My BS detector has been going off quite strongly for both the Democrats and GOPers for quite some time now... Since 2009 as a matter of fact.
09:28 AM on 11/10/2011
Your BS detector must have been broken if it only started going off in 2009. Mine has been going off ever since I started paying attention to politics in 1972 and it has not stoped buzzing since.
10:42 AM on 11/10/2011
Farther back. How about 2000?