John Boehner hosts Small Things Considered:
This just in: Evidence for Impeachment -- Obama's Irish heritage wasn't his great, great, great grandfather -- but actually only his great, great grandfather.
In the second part of the hour, Wayne LaPierre, Head of the NRA, discusses the advantages of women's derringers and when it's acceptable to use a surface to air missile.
Car Talk is replaced by Private Plane Party
Dick Cheney & Donald Rumsfeld fly over traffic jams in a G-Five and snicker at poor people.
Wait, wait don't torture me.
Huge laughs take place as advanced interrogation techniques are used on liberals and a variety of political prisoners.