Stumping Trump

From the day Donald Trump first went out on the stump, he's behaved like a chump.
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Donald Trump speaking at CPAC 2011 in Washington, D.C.Please attribute to Gage Skidmore if used elsewhere.
Donald Trump speaking at CPAC 2011 in Washington, D.C.Please attribute to Gage Skidmore if used elsewhere.

From the day Donald Trump

First went out on the stump,

He's behaved like a chump,

Loudly taking a dump,

On the rumps of the lumps

Who have jumped up to clump

Around the big booty

That Trump wants to hump.

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