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Robert J. Elisberg

Robert J. Elisberg

Posted: March 1, 2011 11:27 AM

Recently, Sarah Palin made the statement that there are people who want to shut her up but they can't stop her from talking, and she's going to keep talking.

"I will continue to speak out. They are not going to shut me up," she proclaimed to Sean Hannity, adding, "they can't make us sit down and shut up, and if they were ever to succeed in doing that, then our republic would be destroyed."

Count me among those who wildly, enthusiastically supports Sarah Palin's intention to keep talking.

Talk, Sarah, talk!

Because almost every time Ms. Palin talks, she says something so utterly bumfuddled that it not only discredits her -- but discredits those who attempt to defend it.

Keep in mind that this is the person who, when talking, described her foreign policy expertise to be Vice President of the United States as, "You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska." And two weeks later doubled-down and defended that indefensibilty: "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border."

And when Ms. Palin was asked what newspapers and magazines she read, she not only couldn't think of one, but answered instead, "All of them!"

And when asked to name her favorite Founding Father couldn't think of one either. And instead answered, "All of them!!"

And when asked what Supreme Court decisions she disagreed with couldn't think of one. And she answered:

"There's, of course -- in the great history of America rulings, there have been rulings, that's never going to be absolute consensus by every American. And there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be, there would be others but..."

Shut her up? Heavens to Murgatroyd, why would anyone want to shut her up?! Roll out the red carpet. Turn on every microphone for her. Ready for your close-up, Ms. Palin.

Talk, Sarah, talk!

When communist North Korea bombed our long-time historic friends of South Korea, she went on the radio and praised "Our North Korean allies."

When grasping to compare herself to Ronald Reagan, she not only didn't know the name of his famous movie, Bedtime for Bonzo, but referred to America -- not as that "shining city on the hill" that Mr. Reagan called it -- but rather, unReagenesquely, as being on "the road to ruin," making her even more depressing than Jimmy Carter in his famous "America is in a malaise" speech.

Talk, Sarah, talk! Please. Keep talking.

And talk she does. After getting criticized for her website's cross-hair targets on Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) when the congresswoman was shot, she not only didn't say, "Sorry," but inexplicably chose instead to make an attack response. On the very same day as a national memorial service for the lives lost. Comparing herself to historic martyred victims of Jewish "blood libel." And later, doubled-down (again) and defended even this universally-criticized insult.

Sarah Palin likes doubling down. She apparently operates on the principle that two wrongs do make a right.

Talk, Sarah, talk!

And oh, how she loves talking about President Barack Obama. It doesn't even matter if there's nothing to actually criticize, Ms. Palin has a Pavlovian need where she Must Say Something Critical about Barack Obama, or seemingly she'll implode. How else can you explain her and Death Panels? Still.

When the WikiLeaks stories were released, it was Barack Obama she criticized, inexplicably writing: "I recently won in court to stop my book 'America by Heart' from being leaked, but US Govt can't stop Wikileaks' treasonous act?" -- unable to grasp the concept that her book actually did, in fact, get leaked - and only later got pulled...exactly the same as WikiLeaks. Although it was nice that she got a plug in for her book.

She criticized Mr. Obama for missing Egypt's revolution -- something even Egypt missed -- though the president got high marks even from Republicans leaders John Boehner and Mitch McConnell. ("I don't have any criticism of President Obama or Secretary Clinton at this point," Sen. McConnell said.) Ms. Palin's sniping no doubt stemmed from her expertise in world politics, being able to see Russia from Alaska and all.

In her need to talk, Sarah Palin has even felt compelled to take on the president's wife. Over trying to get obese people to lose weight! Even over breast feeding! This latter is made all the more comically desperate given that Ms. Obama has taken the exact same position Sarah Palin did previously.

How hilarious has Sarah Palin's insistence on talking gotten? Last week, she actually admitted publicly to having her 20-year-old daughter do a Google search on economics for her in preparation for an interview. Just the skill level you hope to have from someone preparing to be president. No word on whether she wrote the Google info on her hand.

And on and on she goes. Only this past week, she chastised middle-class laborers in Wisconsin that "everyone must be willing to sacrifice," scolding them for demanding that "taxpayers foot the bill" for their benefit -- while news stories reported that her own TV series is getting a government subsidy from a $1.2 million tax credit!

Why in the world would anyone want to shut Sarah Palin up?! (Okay, unless you were one of her political advisors.) Having Sarah Palin talk -- and talk and talk -- is a Godsend.

Talk, Sarah, Talk.

And while there is little doubt that her acolyte followers are sure that the Real America loves all her words -- alas, reality shows otherwise. A CNN/Opinion Research Poll in January showed Sarah Palin with a 56% unfavorability, her lowest ever, dropping seven points the more she talks.

Most people know all too well who Sarah Palin is. And every time she opens her mouth, she only confirms even more what an empty human shell game she is.

Talk, Sarah, Talk. Please. And thank you.

 
 
 
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11:40 AM on 03/03/2011
Great article! I completely agree.
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den1953
The best politicians are for free!
11:39 AM on 03/03/2011
Ever notice when Sarah Palin and Glen Beck, even Rush Limbaugh, try to tell their listeners what they precede to think the Democrats are doing it is a window into just what the Republicans are trying to do almost like tipping the people off of the Republicans plan before it happens. One ruling political party, how the President is making the American people lose jobs, right down to the health care bill when that same bill was formulated by Mitt Romney a Republican get the picture. They are tipping the public on just what is ahead and to what to expect from the Republican Party they just change the name to Democrats!
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Scribe57
My micro-bio has become self-aware.
11:59 AM on 03/03/2011
You mean like calling it "class warfare" when its suggested that the rich pay a little extra in taxes, but its ok to pretend like teachers are all driving BMWs and jetting off to Italy for the weekend.
11:19 AM on 03/03/2011
Fantastic! Fun reading and I totally agree, talk Sarah talk! The only scary thing is that there are people who still listen.....
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GrammieJ
Education is the key to our future
08:38 AM on 03/03/2011
AMEN, totally agree, I love it when she babbles! Palin is the perfect example of an old saying "Open mouth, insert foot"!
Love it, keep talking Palin!
05:38 AM on 03/03/2011
Spot on.
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FL TallMan
Disabled Vietnam Vet
11:00 PM on 03/02/2011
Shame, Robert, shame! The nerve of you using big words that Sarah can't quite grasp, such as Pavlovian. Then again she did compare herself to a pit bull . . .

Talk, Sarah, Talk

Shrill, Baby, Shrill
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Michael Rappaport
tired of the con game called "free markets."
10:22 PM on 03/02/2011
Palin apparently hasn't yet come to the realization that in this world of the short attention span, she is last year's flavor even to the folks who like her. It's pretty obvious that Michelle Bachmann -- a little smarter, a little more polished -- has taken her place as the Teabaggers' darling.
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indy girl
Blam Blam! Ring Ring!
08:18 AM on 03/02/2011
What a great piece. Rest assured, the bigwigs in the GOP want the TwitterQuitterâ„¢ to keep talking too......that way none of them will have to take the blame for being the meanie who finished off her political career. She's doing a terrific job of it all on her own!
04:51 AM on 03/02/2011
Ahhhhh....music to my ears.
Absolutely thoroughly delightful reading!!
Would all Americans think this way I could have hope for brighter days.
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JustV
Drink chocolate milk, its like dessert in a glass.
05:10 PM on 03/01/2011
Yes. Well Said !
Very hard to understand why some still dont get this, and even seek to troll in her defense on these boards. She is certainly milking those among us with the least critical thinking skills.
04:04 PM on 03/01/2011
Sarah's the only public figure I've known who disrespects so many in her own party - she's alienated a lot of Republicans with her vindictive comments and name-calling.

Waiting to see what she gaffes in India....
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Bubbagray
03:25 PM on 03/01/2011
On the economy, national defense, and common-sense conservative family values for daily living, Gov. Sarah Palin offers thoughtful analysis and sensible solutions.
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Seven Teenatheart
Tolerance, peace, and sanity. Be your own person.
03:38 PM on 03/01/2011
Um...where and when?
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girl4progress
Walkerless Wisconsin
03:44 PM on 03/01/2011
Lou Sarah???
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Seven Teenatheart
Tolerance, peace, and sanity. Be your own person.
03:52 PM on 03/01/2011
LOL!
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LibRule
Peace on, Republicans!
10:36 PM on 03/02/2011
left off the 'sy'....
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ibwilliamsi
Why'd they mod me this time?
02:05 PM on 03/01/2011
This is exactly why I keep telling people who want her to stop that they should just stop reading it if it bothers them. When and if she ever runs for office again she will be vetted against all of her public statements. Not one, of the lies will withstand the test.
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ibwilliamsi
Why'd they mod me this time?
02:02 PM on 03/01/2011
Indeed!
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missdboat
Progressive Christian
01:35 PM on 03/01/2011
Well said, It is amazing to me that people still exist that think she is qualified to be president. What an embarrassment. When did ignorance become the new exceptionalism?
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Quinxy von Besiex
My micro-bio is empty. :(
02:19 AM on 03/03/2011
The fact that people love her (and loved Bush) because she seems (and he seemed) "common" (read: not going to make me feel stupid or out of place) alarms and confuses me. I always want to be damn sure the POTUS is going to be a lot smarter than me... They are going to need all the brains they can muster to do the job, and even then it might not go well.