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10 Reasons Why You Should Get a Dog Instead of a Facelift (PHOTOS)

Posted: 11/28/10 11:36 AM ET

According to the American Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, American women underwent over 9 million cosmetic procedures last year. Americans spent almost $10.5 billion on cosmetic intervention in 2009.

During that same time, some 2 million dogs were euthanized in this country. The Humane Society estimates that animal shelters care for between 6 and 8 million dogs and cats every year in the United States.

As a dog lover and dog owner since childhood and a plastic surgeon for some 23 years, I believe I am an expert on the subject of the love of dogs and cosmetic surgery. While a facelift can be a wonderful and satisfying experience, I would like to share with you why I believe getting a dog is a better alternative:

They Offer A Lifetime Of Love
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The average facelift lasts approximately five to 10 years, depending upon technique and individual's skin type. The average lifespan of a dog, depending on breed and size, is 12.8 years. However, long after your loving dog passes away, the memories of extraordinary times together will live in your heart forever. Once your facelift begins to sag, your only memory will be the price tag to have it re-done!
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05:07 PM on 01/01/2011
I may feel bad about my face, my neck and other downward drifting body parts...but you are absolutely right. Unconditional love comes with having a pooch.
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07:17 PM on 12/03/2010
First off Robert, you have been faved just because of that PUG photo - my favourite dog! The world's BEST breed actually erhh in my humble opinion!

No. 1 does it for me. My black pug Elton de Perralla de la Cacahuete lived a fabulous 13 years and after a debilitating stroke which crippled him, he had to be put down. He knew and he was ready but I wasn't.

I cried like a baby during and after he was put to sleep. Memories will never fade about my black boy, from his trying to mount a female adult Great Dane, to having his own passport to travel all over Europe and his fans in airports and on trains, to giving me the eye about feeding him late because I was engrossed in a book, sitting on a visiting pug to show who was boss. HAH! Treasures to be cherished.

My memories of Elton are golden.

As soon as I settle down I'm getting two pugs this time.

Yup. You got a fan here bud!

Cheers
10:43 AM on 12/02/2010
I love animals. But I might argue that a good pet owner spends more than $11,000 over the course of a dog's life. I would much rather spend my money on my dog than a facelift, but I don't think that a dog is actually cheaper. The initial costs might be cheaper (adopting or getting a purebred for a fee), but in the long run it is not cheaper.
$30 a month for dog food comes out to $4,000 just for 10 years, and most dogs live longer than that.
Vet fees cost about $300/year AT LEAST, so that's another $3,000 for a 10 year lifespan of a dog.
Plus dog toys, accessories, flea medication and things they chew up when they are puppies would probably put their price tag well over $11,000.

Not to mention if you pet unfortunately has an illness that needs to be treated with medication, which can also be costly.
12:20 AM on 12/02/2010
I love Dogs! AND i agree with Dr. Tournambe. As a former international runway model who has enjoyed a career that has lasted beyond 35 years, my fashion tip is get a Shar pei. No matter what they will always have more wrinkles than you will!
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01:17 PM on 12/01/2010
They call me "The Dog Lady".

I have been rescuing dogs for 20 years now (all my life if you ask my parents!) and despite the fact that I've lived in a camper without running water for 14 of those years below the poverty level, I've saved over 2,000 animals.

Yesterday I learned our rescue checking account is overdrawn. Again as rescue ain't cheap.
Anxiety set in. As I stood there, knowing there was nothing I could do about it at that moment,
three of my dogs (I currently have 15 here at my Sanctuary) came tumbling through the door; Daisy the bloodhound, Percy her doppelganger and Cash, a blue tick coonhound all rollicking in the moment.
Life is fun!

I stepped back into the moment: to hell with the bank. I focused instead on my canine charges,
floppy before me I asked the magic question here: "who wants a treat?!" Happiness abounds!

I could have had children but it didn't work out. Right before he died from leukemia, my husband
told me he was going to try to come back as a dog I would rescue. You might say I took his lead...my
first rescue was Betty Ann, a pitty mix puppy I found in a dumpster six months after his death. She
snored just like him.

Thus my lifelong avocation became my life's passion and I never looked back.
That's why I'm called "The Dog Lady". I've got "kids" but mine have four legs, not two.
11:57 AM on 12/01/2010
Lovely suggestion and clearly well-intended. In that same vein, I noticed that the dogs in the photo fetching the stick are both wearing pronged collars. Amongst animal rescue agencies and other mainstream animal care/rights groups, those have come to be regarded as unneccesarily cruel. Having owned several dogs over the years, I know it takes more effort, patience, and time, to train them using positive reinforcement and repetition. But it's the much more loving way to treat your best friend. Honestly, who among us would like to have to wear such a contraption? It can't be comfortable in the best of circumstances. I can't bring myself to think about the worst uses for them. I just lost my beloved husky, Buddy, the day after Thanksgiving. He was 12 and had bone cancer. I can't imagine, as much as he pulled on the leash during training as a youngster, wanting to stab him in the neck with two rows of spikes to get my message across. And now that he's gone, I don't have that to look back on and regret. There are more productive and trust-building ways if we will simply defer to our better angels. Ask yourself, if your pal had the chance, would he make YOU wear one of those things?

My Buddy was a rescue; my remaining dog, Baby, is a rescue. And Merry Christmas to us...we're off to the shelter for our new family member next week!. Happy holidays everyone!
02:31 PM on 12/01/2010
As a rescuer, I physically cringe when I see a dog beleagured with the spike "training" collar. It is a contraption that is nothing short of medieval in it's barbaric output.

Recently I rescued a large hound. Upon his arrival, he was wearing one of these devices. His people
also gave me his current round of antibiotics, specifically for his "staph infection" on his neck/throat. As
soon as they left, I removed the metal menace and examined his neck. I worked in veterinary medicine
for a few years; this poor dog didn't need antibiotics so I stashed them away. Within four days, his
"infection" cleared up because his flesh wasn't being mangled by the steel spikes of his "collar".

It's not that his people were cruel. They were simply unenlightened. This device is used to "break" a dog from pulling the leash holder along at a canine pace. I don't believe in "breaking" any creature, from
horse to dog to human. I don't house BREAK dogs, I house TRAIN them. It may sound like a matter
of semantics at first but seriously, do people toilet BREAK their children? Hopefully NOT.

It's a philosophy, a tenet of compassion. A gentler way of teaching those under our care.
PLEASE NO METAL PRONGS IN THE NECK OF ANY SPECIES.
11:52 AM on 12/01/2010
I go to sleep each night with a smile and wake up with a smile every morning because I'm flanked by our dog "Bruce" and stray chihuahua and our cat "Fred" a stray tabby. We have 4 other cats and taking caring everyone is a lot of work and money but it's all worth it.
10:39 AM on 12/01/2010
I was attacked by a dog on Monday. Thank God my car was unlocked so I could get into it before the dog killed me, which would have markedly reduced my lifespan. The dog has been ipounded and I am waiting to see if I need rabies shots.
01:46 PM on 12/11/2010
Glad to know that everyone involved is alive.
The evil is in the details. Pls elaborate :-)
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09:49 AM on 12/01/2010
Anyone who loves dogs should go to PBS.org and watch the Nova show about all the research that's being done on dogs now. Not only is it fascinating, and entertaining, it will make you feel even better about owning a dog.......
11:46 AM on 12/01/2010
The NOVA episode you're talking about is, "Decoding Dogs" and it IS fascinating.
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05:59 PM on 12/01/2010
My 18 month-old lab watched (and by this I really mean paid attention to what was going on on the screen) that with me in its entirety. Isn't that odd?

Never had a dog who watched TV like this one, or paid as close attention to his surroundings.
07:38 AM on 12/01/2010
As a police officer for over 40 yrs, my best side partner was "Shane" my German shep. Dogs provide true non-human companionship and undivided loyalty and trust
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11:40 PM on 11/30/2010
My german shepherd is the most amazing dog.
07:46 PM on 11/30/2010
I lost my dog last week.It was sudden which was not good. He went out to go to do his business like normal but instead he sat on the grass and then couldn't get up. We thought he was playing but he wasn't. We took him to the vet thinking a simple shot could fix it. After two x-rays and tests, it was determined he had a crushed vertebrae and had been suffering from an extreme case of arthritis in his rear knees and pelvis. Basically it hurt to move every moment of every day. He never whined, never complained until the pain was so unbearable he literally could not take it any longer. After conferring with the doc we decided to put him to sleep. My wife and children said their farewells. They went outside and as I held his head the nurse began to administer the medicine which would put him to sleep. He looked into my eyes, loving and trusting in me, and peered into my soul. He never whimpered and died looking at me. I cried like a baby. I lost my best friend. There isn't a day since I haven't cried thinking about him. They say it gets better. But like the doctor says, the memories are forever. As a man, I love beauty as much as the next guy, but be yourself, you're beautiful the way God made you. If a man can't see it, get a dog. He'll think you're gorgeous.
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08:47 PM on 11/30/2010
Oh, Jose, I'm so sorry. I've been there with my own old boys and girls. You know you did the right thing but it hurts like there's no tomorrow. I'm sending you good thoughts tonight and hoping your grief will become less as time passes. At some point, you'll be able to remember only the good times with your dear friend.
Take care,
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09:26 AM on 12/01/2010
So sorry for your loss.

F&F for your strength, honesty, and incredible outlook on life.
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05:34 PM on 11/30/2010
As much as I like dogs, I actually find that in my case they increase my stress (and therefore negatively impact my longevity). I have to find somewhere for the dog to stay when we travel, the kids fight over it and where it sleeps, when we had no fence we had to go on walks no matter the weather/temperature, and cleaning the house after a muddy dog comes in is not my idea of fun.

I love pugs (we've had them before) and the kids want one so bad, but I just can't bring myself to do it again. Life is simpler and calmer with no pets.
02:04 PM on 12/11/2010
Pets are wonderful and all that but they are not for everyone and vice versa. That is why there are so many of them being abused, or dumped on the streets, or discarded at the shelters. It's commendable of you to have recognized that dogs are your stressor, hence, made your decision appropriately for the good of all. I wish more people would have your sensibility regarding pet ownership. Heck, I wish everyone would time out to SERIOUSLY think before making a decision on having children!
02:09 PM on 12/11/2010
Pet ownership is not for everyone and vice versa. It is commendable of you to have recognized it. I wish more people had your sensibility to think through before another pet is abused and dumped hence rescued. Heck, I wish more people had your sense of responsibility regarding marriage and children!
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04:41 PM on 11/30/2010
What about eating healthier when you are young so your appearance doesn't age more quickly than it should?

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. No puppie chow needed.
02:11 PM on 12/11/2010
One is only as healthy as the food grown ;-)
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04:30 PM on 11/30/2010
You're barking up the right tree with this one. Dogs rule.