11/10/2008 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

A McCain-Style Anti-McCain Ad: "John McCain's Dirty Little Secret"

All should be read in sinister, low TV voice-over style:

John McCain has been hiding something. Something that calls into question his honesty and forthrightness with the American people. Can you trust John Sydney McCain to be president? There are questions but no answers.

The name Sydney is of French origin, a variant of Saint-Denis.

Saint-Denis is a commune in the northern suburbs of Paris, where in 1892 the residents put into power a socialist administration. By the 1920s, the city had acquired the nickname "la ville rouge" or the "red city" for its infamously leftist leanings. Mayors of Saint-Denis have been open card-carrying members of the Communist Party. As recently as 2003, Saint-Denis hosted the second European Social(ist) Forum.



Why does John Sydney McCain have a foreign name?
Why is he named after French Communist Saint-Denis, the red city?
Why has John Sydney McCain not spoken to the American people about this name?
Why does John McCain hide his name, Sydney, in the middle?
Who are John Sydney McCain's communist friends?
Why did John Sydney McCain rush to get the $700 billion government bailout package through last week? Why did he not oppose the state takeover of the great American symbols of capitalist culture? Was it to put America on the path to communism?

What is John McCain trying to run from? The TRUTH.

John Sydney McCain. Questions. No Answers.

The American people deserve to know. The American people need to know.