Sometimes I think I might get arrested for loitering in the grocery aisle. I read every single food label. I'm a food marketer's nightmare because I can sniff out misleading and meaningless food-lingo in a heartbeat. Why? Because I've been reading labels incessantly since my daughter was young.
It's Not Nice To Dye Our Young
It started with an innocent breakfast cereal that made grandiose claims of being "All Natural Berry, Berry Goodness," "Kid Approved" and "Contains Healthy Antioxidants." After ingesting bowlfuls of her new favorite cereal, my daughter started to display frightening symptoms. First, she developed a headache. So we gave her Children's Tylenol. The headache got better. Then she broke out in hives. We gave her Children's Benadryl. Very quickly after taking the antihistamine, she complained that her throat was feeling weird, like she couldn't swallow. We rushed her to an allergist, who confirmed what we had already figured out. My daughter was allergic to Blue Dye #2...a common food dye that was an ingredient in the cereal and the two over-the-counter children medicines.
Of course, we learned to avoid food dyes like the plague...reading labels like one would read an FBI file. Everything from lip balm to ice cream became suspect. Who knew?
It's Not Nice To Fool The Bees
French apiarist Andre Frieh holds a sample of normal honey (right) besides a blue colored one (left) Ribeauville, France, October 5, 2012.
I was reminded of this parental chapter (nightmare) when I recently read that beekeepers were discovering blue honey in their hives. Apparently, bees were harvesting M&Ms manufacturing waste from a plant that processed the industrial runoff from a Mars candy factory.
"The plant operator said it regretted the situation and had put in place a procedure to stop it happening again...The company, which deals with waste from a Mars chocolate factory, said it would clean out the containers, store all incoming waste in airtight containers and process it promptly." ~ BBC
We're not innocent bees, we're conscious consumers who should not be duped by honey-coated claims. Although labels are supposed to say exactly what's in their product, the food aisle is teeming with misinformation. As parents, we like to fix things like this. How can we fix marketers who aim to make money by poisoning our kids? We can't.
But don't be a fool...Real food doesn't come with labels.
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