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The Purple Stimulus

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Were we the only ones watching the State of the Union that were distracted by all the people in the House chamber wearing the color purple? For a delirious moment we thought Oprah was finally President and had organized a promo event for her adaptation of Alice Walker's book.

As the camera panned we saw a sea of people outfitted in purple. Michelle Obama in elegant plum, members of Congress primped and coiffed in lavender and mauve.

On the dais Nancy Pelosi looked so cool and elegant in her soft violet suit, with a collected Joe Biden by her side wearing a deep purple striped tie. Standing in front of them was President Obama, and we found ourselves stunned by his bright red tie. At first we wondered, didn't he get the message it was purple day?

How did they organize this color blending of red and blue to show 'unity?' Was there a memo that went out that said wear purple Wednesday night? Was there a phone chain -- you know, like junior high school -- or a status posting on the President's facebook fan page? Was there a run on department stores for purple ties and purple dresses?

Okay, not everyone got the memo. And that was distracting too. A smattering of bright yellow jackets and dresses were jarring. Those fashionista Supreme Court Justices voted to stay in basic black. The Army folks held the line in always chic navy and olive drab. What about all the dudes in blue ties... were they making a statement: "We're the far left, progressive members of the Democratic party? No compromise for us!" Not to mention, the dudes/dudettes in blood red? Were they screaming: "We Republicans will fight to the death?" And the President in his red tie? We're certain it was not a symbol of the national deficit but his willingness to cross the aisle and work with the Grand Old Party.

Once we got all the color messages straight, we were left wondering how much did everyone spend on all his or her new purple clothes? Then it dawned on us. The purple clothing memo writer was just following the sage advice we offer in our new book "it's your patriotic duty to keep the economy stimulated... it's time to be an American and get spending again."

Wearing purple was just part of the stimulus plan.

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04:51 AM on 01/31/2010
The folks in Washington have been preoccupied for weeks, discussing amongst themselves what they would be wearing. Obviously, as we see by the actions coming out of Congress and the White House concerning the homeless, the hungry, the unemployed. No time for that, as the SOFU is coming up, and we need to coordinate wardrobes. It's sickening, isn't it?
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07:27 PM on 01/30/2010
Rosalyn...(don't think I'll get posted..but what the heck)..

First..on topic :Were we the only ones distracted by all the people in the chamber wearing the color purple during the SOTU?

Um...I do believe George Stephanopolis mentioned it before the speech began..and even Diane Sawyer seemed skeptical. Purple, schurple...Michelle looked great..darker shades of purple good for winter (it IS still winter)...so...me thinks the conspiracy theory...(purplegate)...a non-starter..

But..the name of your new book offends me. I liken it to a Black Man using the "N" word...yet..we crackers can't (and no..I don't want to..I hate it...don't care who uses it...)...and for an educated woman to think it clever to use a title "B****es" on a Budget"..well...let's say a man (even a designer..even a gay designer) used the B word in a title...bricks would be flying. It is not clever. Many of us are on Major budgets..I feel so lucky when I find something in a re-sale store (and I hate shopping)...I actually smile.
I can have a temper, a strong opinion...and even can behave like a shrew...(I always regret that)..but..
I would never, ever purchase a book..with my limited expendible money..on something that tells me I'm a B**ch...
others out there agree?..and..yes..I can handle "no"...
08:28 AM on 01/29/2010
Wasn't purple hawt last spring? It seems that the politicos are always chasing yesterday's chickens.

I certainly didn't cringe at Obama's tie..especially after 8 years worrying Georgie would show up in a turquoise bolero with ostrich skin boots.
08:21 AM on 01/29/2010
Ha! Great piece. After I read this I went back and watched clips. Your analysis is spot in! This is what our partisan politics has become-- symbolic warring. Superficial gestures. It has the feel of a cafeteria food fight, somehow. Well, who knows if it'll stimulate the economy... at least it's visually stimulating! (Also funny that instead of discussing issues, the mainstream media spends all its time watching slow-mo clips of Alito's mouth.)
07:51 AM on 01/29/2010
Wondering if they were at the reading and it was a case of the "sincerest form of flattery"?