A Roast to Prohibition (VIDEO)

07/28/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Last week, to the delighted huzzahs of Government Mule fans the world over, Rep. Barney Frank introduced two pieces of marijuana-related legislation -- one to prevent the Federal government from interfering in medical marijuana programs implemented by state governments, and the other to decrease Federal penalties for personal possession of, in legislative parlance, "the sticky icky."

Now, to add my efforts to Barney Frank's struggle against prohibition, I thought, "Hey, instead of writing this time, why not record a moving picture of myself all alone in a white room, so that people can hear me talk and see how I move my face and gigantic hands?" And thus, here's a video. Yay!