"Rift Valley Drifters" (VIDEO)

"Rift Valley Drifters" (VIDEO)
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Yep, Pardner, if you're one of them "Grass Roots" protesters who hates socialism and just wants his country back, chances are you're of Western European heritage - a member of Haplogroup R1b perhaps - with ancient brothers and sisters in other haplogroups who populated Australia, and China, and crossed over from Siberia to Alaska to open a casino in Broken Bow, Oklahoma. And you can follow your tracks. Track yourself all the way back to the Mitochondrial Eve, great, great, five-thousand-times-great grandmama of all six-plus billion of us. And if you do, Pardner, welp, maybe then you'll stop acting like such a friggin' Neanderthal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqy44OsmwLo&feature=channel_page

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