I Hate To Say This...

But if you think the "liberal" media make up everything they write about Sarah Palin, you're not reading, you just have a fetish for middle aged women who look like cheerleaders.

But if you think Barack Obama was born in Kenya, you are willfully ignorant.

But if you think that the majority of illegal immigrants are gangsters,you secretly wish they were Swedish,so you could welcome them with open arms.

But if you decide to go to a public forum and scream your views out like some redneck moron, you deserve to be arrested for creating a public disturbance,and serve time in Angola State Penintentiary loading sacks of mud to fortify levees near New Orleans.

But if you think that the answer to the health care crisis is to send poor people to emergency rooms, you are virtually lost in the Sea of Duh.

But if you are anti-choice and pro-death penalty,it is not about life and death,it is about not getting enough oxygen to your brain.

But if you think insurance companies are on the right side in the health care issue, I hope you lose your coverage so I can ask you how you like it now.

But if you think the NRA is on the right side of the Constitution, don't move to the inner city where illegal guns take the lives of children, even yours. It guarantees "life" first,right Rush?

But if you voted for Mark Sanford,Newt Gingrich,John Ensign, or David Vitter,you must feel like an enormous sap. If you don't,you should.

But if you ever smoked pot AND favor strict penalties for recreational drug usage,you should serve time retroactively.

Comments

[Chitownfool]

I agree with everything you said except the gun thing!! I live in the inner city and every one has a gun but me!!! I want one too!!

[NationalTreasure]

+Seth:

as you well know, hypocrisy and the inability to manage rational thought are pre-existing health conditions all republicans

[blackbeard1111]

Real fancy language there sport!, How bout common sense, you got any?

[GrainOSand]

I loved reading the truth you hated to say.

[blackbeard1111]

UMMMMM, I haven't seen a birth certificate, have you?

[Non Sibi]

Oh, goodness, and a Birther, too! What a treasure trove you are!

How about that Area 51? And Sasquatch? Alien abduction?

Got any more?

[Sammyshow]

Yes,I have seen a birth certificate,and you can too by going to factcheck.org and then go to Get A Life.com and get one!,

[chriss0114]

I have and you can too by going to the WH where a certified copy of the live birth is posted just like the one I have from my state; the same one the US gov recognizes and accepted from me for a top secret security clearance as well as a passport

funny, my home state of Alabama does not have a long form BC for me either; guess you will give ME grief if I try to run for POTUS

what's that?

oh, I'm white, so its OK?

[goodasitgets]

Real close to being spot on.

[yliza]

Yes, actually. Several times. And if that weren't enough, the Republican governor of Hawaii has stated unequivocally that Obama was born in Hawaii.

If you don't believe it's because you don't want to. No proof will satisfy you.

[Aylah95]

Sure did. The trick is leaving your eyelids in the upright position.

[blackbeard1111]

4. "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules." You can kill them with this, for they can no more obey their own rules than the Christian church can live up to Christianity."
5. "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon." It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage."
6. "A good tactic is one your people enjoy."
7. "A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag." Man can sustain militant interest in any issue for only a limited time...."
8. "Keep the pressure on", with different tactics and actions, and utilize all events of the period for your purpose."
9. "The threat is usually more terrifying than the thing itself."
10. "The major premise for tactics is the development of operations that will maintain a constant pressure upon the opposition." It is this unceasing pressure that results in the reactions from the opposition that are essential for the success of the campaign."
11. "If you push a negative hard and deep enough, it will break through into its counterside... every positive has its negative."
12. "The price of a successful attack is a constructive alternative."
13. "Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it." One acts decisively only in the conviction that all the angles are on one side and all the devils on the other."

[blackbeard1111]

I don't believe in left or right, republican or democrat!, guess i'm a middle of the road type guy that uses my gut and heart to make decisions.

Can anyone relate to the following letter as to what is going on here in the US

RULES FOR RADICALS -- ALINSKY

Always remember the first rule of power tactics:
1. "Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have."
2. "Never go outside the expertise of your people." When an action or tactic is outside the experience of the people, the result is confusion, fear and retreat.... [and] the collapse of communication.
3. "Whenever possible, go outside the expertise of the enemy." Look for ways to increase insecurity, anxiety and uncertainty. (This happens all the time. Watch how many organizations under attack are blind-sided by seemingly irrelevant arguments that they are then forced to address.)
4 thru 12 to follow

[Non Sibi]

If it weren't for Sean Hannity, would you even know who Saul Alinsky is?

Try googling "Fact-checking Hannity's Smear Job."

Unlike my recommendation for the 911 report, it does have big words in it, though.

[Sammyshow]

and then ask Sean about his friend Mr. Turner.

[chriss0114]

" i'm a middle of the road type guy that uses my gut and heart to make decisions"

you should use your BRAIN

[Schalaine]

BB11
Dude you're wasting your time. No one that reads Huff Po will ever support the "birthers' Thank God we all have critical thinking skills. Please return to a site that is receptive to your form of insanity. Your posts are insulting my intelligence. Actuallly, I skip them after the first sentence or two. Since facts will not move you from this moronic position, I am left to contemplate what your real motives are. What do you want as an outcome? Repeat after me, Sara Palin will never reside in the Whitehouse. John McCain will never reside in the Whitehouse. A Republican that can reside in the Whitehouse is probably still suckling on its' moms tit. Hate is an awfully powerful emotion. It can destroy you. Good luck with that.

[LeftRight]

But if you think that Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden were "buddies" then you are just plain delusional....

[blackbeard1111]

I haven't seen any proof they were are were not, do you?

[Non Sibi]

Good lord, have you ever lost your way, and found a blog you don't understand.

How 'bout if you try:
"The 9/11 Commission Report: Final Report of the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States"

That would be for starters. It is a good read. Hardly any big words for you.

[chriss0114]

I haven't seen any proof Santa wasn't a terrorist (nor you either come to think of it)

[chriss0114]

GW Bush, whhen governor of Texas and campaigning for president said publically on television that he was going to invade Iraq

at least 3 times

NOW BOTH cheny AND bush have admitted there were never any ties between al Quada and Saddam but you still want to believe there wasa tie?

[LeftRight]

I haven't seen any proof that you were not the 21st hijacker on 9/11, and the second shooter on the Grassy Knoll, and the alien who crashed at Roswell in 1947, either. I will trust you when you say that you aren't, though.

[leftcoastindy]

Right on! Very nicely phrased.

[Sammyshow]

MANY THANKS FOR THE KIND THOUGHTS

[leftcoastindy]

Right on. Very nicely phrased.

[oldgeek1]

And if you think there were WMD in Iraq and that we could bring Democracy to the muslim world, then the elections in Iran, the development of nuclear Arm's and the continual death of American's is a bad dream.