Secure The Blessings Of Liberty With Citizenship Plus!

Citizenship Plus, the revolutionary new program that allows democracy to work for a select membership at the Gold, Platinum, or Obsidian levels.
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American Citizenship:

The 18th century innovated it.

The 19th century added Wealth.

The 20th century added Power.

And now, the 21st century brings the final step...Exclusivity.

Recent events have shown that, in times of political and economic upheaval, an enhanced relationship with the government can save your life and portfolio! That's why you should be interested in Citizenship Plus, the revolutionary new program that allows democracy to work for a select membership at the Gold, Platinum, or Obsidian levels.

Of course, you or members of your staff are familiar with the benefits of Citizenship Basic:

• A chance to participate in the original "American Idol," the United States electoral system;

• Annual do-it-yourself financial analysis provided by the Internal Revenue Service;

• The Basic Rights package, including Habeas Corpus - if you are arrested we must, under most circumstances, tell you why - and Free Speech Zones (subject to police availability);

• And travel and fitness opportunities for you or your kids courtesy of our parent company, the United States Department of Defense.

But as impressive as Citizenship Basic is, you'll notice the difference in Citizenship Plus as soon as you upgrade. Citizenship Plus Gold members receive the following benefits:

• Access to "The Network," which informs you of educational, legal, and business opportunities ahead of the general public;

• Our Equal Protection Plan guarantees preferential treatment from government first responders in case of accident, theft, or disaster;

• And, because wealth and privilege are best enjoyed with peace of mind, our Think Tank features custom-made justifications from top academics and journalists.

Citizenship Plus Platinum gives you all the benefits of Citizenship Plus Gold plus:

• Our Congressional Concierge Service puts the members of our world-renowned House of Representatives at your service;

• Our Due Process give you to extra consideration from United States Government prosecutors and judges.

But for the person who is truly "too big to fail," the choice is clearly Citizenship Plus Obsidian. Obsidian goes beyond Platinum, Gold, and Basic Citizenships in two important ways:

• You'll be invited to meet "The Senate" - a group of 100 elite concierges specially chosen for their abilities to meet the unique needs of members like you. Antitrust exemptions, environmental law riders, you name it - "The Senate" makes sure Obsidian members stay completely insulated from the fierce urgency of now.

• You'll also have the rare opportunity to meet with, and even pass judgement on, executive officers of your United States Government. But be warned: some Obsidian members find this process so absorbing, they even become officials themselves, bringing new meaning to the phrase "consent of the governed."

We won't lie: membership in Citizenship Plus comes with a cost. But compared to the value you'll get - value backed by the full faith and credit of United States Government - you'll know it's the best money you've ever contributed.

Citizenship Plus. Ask what your country can do for you.

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