Just because I've never seen an episode of AMC's monster hit The Walking Dead doesn't mean I'm unqualified to recap it. After all, I've never seen Lost or A Game of Thrones, but that hasn't stopped me from recapping either series in their entirety (incidentally, the amount of hate mail I received after mocking Lost dwarfed the not-inconsiderable amount of hate mail I've gotten for making fun of Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, or conservatives in general.) So, without further ado, please enjoy my scintillating, spoiler-filled, dead-on analysis of The Walking Dead, a show I plan to never, ever watch.
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