When I am having trouble with romance, the first place I head is the bookstore. For every love problem, there is a solution if you can just find the right dating advice book. Is he just not that into you? Is he way too into you? Is he standing outside your door right now despite the restraining order? There's a book for you.
Ladies, we need to get married, stat, and who better to help us than a variety of marginal celebrities, weirdos and authors looking to make a quick buck? So instead of weeping, get reading, and watch how bold and generalized theories will march you right down the aisle.
Check out "Target Women: Dating Advice":