Tell dog jokes of course!
Here is a list of my Top 21! Add yours to the comment section below and let the laughter begin!
A Collie walked into the bar. The bartender said,
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper, and you get more feet.
-Rita Rudner
The judge paused the case to ask an important question: Do you mean you were wearing a leash?
The defendant stood up and objected! Your honor, aren't you leading the witness
What do you call a dog who can do magic tricks?
What did the police dog say when he followed the wrong trail?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.
"Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was flummoxed: "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer:
"But I only have 36 sheep," says the farmer.
"I know," says the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up."
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How does your dog wish you a merry Christmas
What type of markets do dogs avoid?
What did the skeleton say to the puppy as he was leaving on a trip?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
What's more amazing than a talking dog?
I spend three minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog. Then I go to work, and people take me seriously as an adult.
Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk?
She was ticketed for littering.
A Beagle walked into the grocery store and the girl behind the counter said, "Sorry, no dogs."
The Beagle turned to her and said, "That's okay, I just wanted a box of cereal."
Did I miss any? I sure hope so. Post your favorites in the comments below!
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