11/01/2011 04:55 pm ET | Updated Jan 01, 2012

Animation: Rick Perry (actual audio)

Last week, Rick Perry was desperate enough to launch his own version of Herman Cain's tax plan (because apparently 20 is more than twice as good as 9), and by week's end he was still trying to explain just how awesome his plan is. Though he sounds somewhat drunky here, I'm sure he's just drunk on the excitement we all feel when we think about postcards. Oooh!

Anyway, here's actual audio, with animation AND annotation:

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