05/16/2011 07:32 pm ET | Updated Jul 16, 2011

Video: Peaceful Nuclear Explosions

Are you like me and you have nuclear explosives sitting around the house but you only want to use them for peaceful purposes? Then you're in luck -- this handy video from the folks at Disalmanac Films has plenty of tips for peaceful nuclear explosions:

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