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How to Write a Clichéd, Unpersuasive Argument Against Drug Legalization

Posted: 01/17/2012 9:52 am

This piece by Manon McKinnon at The American Spectator is so perfect an exhibit in pompous drug war cheerleading that one can construct a fairly comprehensive crash course in bad drug policy writing based entirely upon its contents. Let's take a moment to review some of the tactics on display here, which may go a long way towards illustrating why modern drug war apologists have been losing traction in the growing public debate over American drug policy.

Step 1: Attempt to marginalize supporters of drug policy reform by claiming they are "pot heads."

From the article:

Every so often, alas, the subject of drug legalization reappears. This time it is back as one of many bad ideas from presidential candidate Congressman Ron Paul and is cheered on by the usual fans, from libertarians to pot heads.

This will get you off to an ugly start. Since recent polling shows that half the country supports marijuana legalization, you'll immediately offend many of your readers by ignoring their legitimate public policy concerns and dismissing them as a bunch of self-righteous drug addicts. Huge numbers of non-users are interested in improving our approach to drug policy, so name-calling is a quick way to alienate well-meaning people and prove that you don't know what you're talking about.

Step 2: Frame legalization as a plan for "surrendering" or "giving up" and letting drugs defeat us.

From the article:

"Paul deserves full credit for endorsing drug legalization," writes Ms. Charen as she goes into all the reasons she thinks the U.S. should give up and give in to corrosive drugs.

This is a good way to show that you don't understand the opposing argument. Supporters of reforming drug laws believe that the problems associated with drug use -- addiction, crime, corruption, criminal profiteering, etc. -- can be better addressed by regulating the market, prioritizing public health, and breaking up the criminal organizations that profit from prohibition. Referring to that process as a form of surrender will help to demonstrate that you aren't listening and don't understand even the most basic motivations behind reforming our drug policy.

Step 3: Insist confidently -- but without citation -- that no one actually gets in serious trouble for personal use.

From the article:

...the imagined wrongful incarceration of simple users (no -- such prisoners have plea bargained down from major trafficking and violent crimes)

This is great for destroying your credibility, because examples of people being sent to prison for personal use are so numerous. A lot of people know someone who's done time for drugs, without ever getting involved in "major trafficking and violent crimes," so you can lose a lot of people quickly by speaking against their own experience.

Pretending that no one gets in trouble for drugs also shows that you've ignored one of the main concerns people have, which is that their own friends and family could be scarred for life by the criminal justice system. Just a minor marijuana arrest can carry a legacy of lost employment opportunities, loss of public housing, child custody, professional licenses, and a litany of other serious consequences. By implying that a drug arrest is insignificant unless it involves jail-time, you can show everyone how little you know about the real impact of the policies you're promoting.

Step 4: Insist that illegal drugs can never have medical value.

From the article:

...medical necessity (banned drugs are not medicine)
It really takes guts to make this argument these days, as public support for medical marijuana grows and new states continue to adopt voter-approved initiatives and/or compassionate legislation to protect patients. Many Americans have seen firsthand the benefits of medical marijuana in their own families, and public opposition to medical use has dwindled into near invisibility.


Meanwhile, the federal government itself is growing medical marijuana for select patients and the DEA is trying to change the rules so that pharmaceutical companies can begin growing marijuana plants and making medicines out of them. Act like you are the one person who missed the memo on all of this, and you're sure to come across as arrogant and uninformed.

Step 5: Compare regulating drugs to legalizing rape.

From the article:

"[If] Drug prohibition creates drug crimes, so legalize drugs and, poof, no more crime. However, it should be pointed out that no one makes the same argument for rape."

No incoherent anti-legalization rant is complete without a variation on this classic theme. You can appear instantly and fundamentally clueless by suggesting that all criminal laws are equally sound. Rather obviously, the "why not legalize rape, then?" argument could be made in defense of any law, no matter how stupid and unjust. Demonstrate your demagoguery and total lack of perspective by mindlessly comparing marijuana users to rapists.

Step 6: Mention something bad that happened involving drugs and ask smugly whether legalization would have prevented it.

From the article:

Two small children were found that night wandering alone in the storm with no coats. They were trying to find their grandmother's house with food and warmth because their own parents had passed out on drugs. Would legalization have helped here?

Another trademark of the typical drug war supporter is the habit of pointing out examples of the failure of our current approach and then incoherently citing them as arguments for continuing the policies that produce these outcomes. Insist that legalization must be proven to be the indisputable solution to every single existing social problem on the planet before being considered in any form.

Step 7: Close with a sweeping, apocalyptic generalization.

From the article:

And here are the words of sociologist James Q. Wilson who once put it: "drug use is wrong because it is immoral and it is immoral because it enslaves the mind and destroys the soul." Let's not legalize that.

In your closing statement, you'll want to double-down on outrageous claims that defy the knowledge and experience of the general public. Hyperbolic concepts such as slavery of the mind and destruction of the soul will leave you plainly and hopelessly divorced from reality. If executed properly, your conclusion should result in Newt Gingrich appointing you as his drug policy campaign advisor, Kevin Sabet calling himself a moderate compared to you, and everyone else wondering what your problem is and doubting whether you've ever actually met a drug user in real life.

WARNING: This information is presented for entertainment purposes only. The above material is in no way intended for actual use in preparing bad anti-drug editorials. Thoughtless drug war posturing is associated with catastrophic public policy failures, political intransigence, substantial waste of resources, and needless destruction of human lives.

 

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06:51 PM on 01/29/2012
I think there are only 3 legit reasons not to legalize Cannibus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8V1GtmMN2o
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Shakeshaft
Socialist Canadian Infidel
02:50 PM on 01/29/2012
Cannabis has hardly enslaved my mind or destroyed my soul, on the contrary, because of my past cannabis use I have a much more realistic view of the world and it's contents today.
01:11 AM on 01/23/2012
Good article! Well written piece.
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DougDeWitt
progressive social-capitalist
08:59 PM on 01/22/2012
Stop making blanket statements about "drugs", and including marijuana in with the Crack, the Meth, and the Heroin!

Marijuana is NOT a drug. It is an herb, as is valerian root, or peppermint... If the kids' parents were "passed out on drugs", they were shooting heroin, not smoking the kind-bud. Legalization won't much help the addiction process, but prison sentences won't either!
03:48 PM on 01/19/2012
Focus on recognition of the medical benefits of cannabis -- nationwide. How can you propose full legalization when the Fed will not even allow unbiased research to occur within its borders?

Check out Kibbutz Na'an in Israel -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0VG3prgCDc -- the video is in Hebrew with English subs. They are CURRENTLY conducting an clinical trial at a geriatrics (old folks) home, fully licensed and supported by the Israeli Ministry of Health. So far the program has been a huge success with each of the 14 patients having dropped 4-5 medications from their daily regimen. Medical cannabis is also notably improving the quality of their lives.

As soon as trials like this happen in the United States, it will be in clear in the public eye that the cannabis plant has serious contributions to offer medicine. Cannabis will be legalized for medical consumption across the nation.

AFTER and only AFTER the medical benefits of cannabis are realized by the public will a push for full legalization be taken seriously and have a chance to succeed. Sometimes being impatient can cause more harm than good, and this is one of those cases.

This is how you end prohibition. It was created by falsified horror story after falsified horror story, it will be abolished by clinical success story after clinical success story. After the medical benefits are realized, the ground will crumble from beneath alcohol and tobacco, which both lack medical benefit and do just the opposite.

That is all.
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DougDeWitt
progressive social-capitalist
09:00 PM on 01/22/2012
nice post. #4.
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Robert Gudzikowski
free,natural,harmless,individual
01:06 AM on 01/19/2012
This rupured duck needs surgery to help heal America!
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Robert Gudzikowski
free,natural,harmless,individual
12:49 AM on 01/19/2012
The learning curve of cannabis on a scale has a steep incline till you try it! Then its kinda subliminal and the steep incline gently tapers off but goes slightly up for ever after.
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Martin Beck
was whelped in the back seat of a desoto sky view
07:00 PM on 01/18/2012
TFFff what didja say man ?
01:33 PM on 01/18/2012
also for a list of medical applications of cannabis check out:

http://boards.cannabis.com/medicinal-cannabis-health/161539-granny-storm-crows-list.html

also for a list of patents on cannabinoids that big Pharma can't wait to make a billion dollars on:

http://literature.cannabisreeducationteam.com/index.php?dir=united_states_government%2Fus_patent_and_trademark_office%2F
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Alex0393
Are you people for real?
01:24 PM on 01/18/2012
Drugs are legal. It seems like just about every parent in America is on prozac, xxanex, valium, or the all time favorite adderall for that pesky new disease ADHD. Meanwhile their children are on adderall or ritalin. These are the same people who cannot understand why we have so many addicts in America because you see, they're not addicts because they have a prescription and everyone knows if you have a prescription it's ok.
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Midnight Toker
04:00 PM on 01/18/2012
so obvious..

you have to wonder about those that don't get it..
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Alex0393
Are you people for real?
11:50 PM on 01/18/2012
True that. I miss the 70's when all that was illegal and Columbian weed really came from Columbia
06:07 AM on 01/18/2012
I wonder how much the rate of domestic abuse would go down if everyone who wanted to was allowed to grow 10 marijuana plants.
KingCranky
Texas Liberal
03:21 AM on 01/18/2012
From the linked article

"Two small children were found that night wandering alone in the storm with no coats. They were trying to find their grandmother's house with food and warmth because their own parents had passed out on drugs. Would legalization have helped here?"

Stupid example from McKinnon, drugs being illegal clearly didn't help in this case, or prevent it's occurrence.
07:15 PM on 01/17/2012
Great article. I love the WARNING at the end.
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claygooding
05:40 PM on 01/17/2012
Exposing the motivation of the drug warriors and most of it's proponents helps too.

Kevin Sabet started out as a poster boy for Drug Free America and has evolved into a full time propagandist for the ONDCP. His job at the ONDCP was to help dream up the latest "drugged driving" hysteria the drug czar goes into every time he gets close to a microphone.

Now Kevin is going around the country trying to convince investors to build rehab centers so the ONDCP policy change from imprisonment to forced rehab can take place. Only investors don't want to build them if they could lose all those court ordered customers.

Newt Gingrich is attempting to become a poster boy for Drug Free America and should be hung with his first wife's chemo drip hose. He has no agenda or sponsor for his ignorance,,he just is.
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Nicon
05:52 PM on 01/17/2012
Or at least beaten senseless with said drip hose.
05:21 AM on 01/22/2012
Sick, sick, sick, to build an industry that thrives off the suffering of so many people. Of course, the banking industry thrives off the suffering of those who don't make very much money, but can afford monthly payments on a credit card when they buy something material to actually feel rewarded for all their hard work.
been2there
Facts have a liberal bias.
05:26 PM on 01/17/2012
Two small children were found that night wandering alone in the storm with no coats. They were trying to find their grandmother's house with food and warmth because their own parents had passed out on drugs. Would legalization have helped here?
Well, actually it might have. If drugs were legal, the parents might have been able to get help to break their addictions and not have been passed out in the first place.

Seriously, the "war on drugs" is an abysmal and expensive failure. There are some drugs that lead to violent behavior often enough to warrant keeping them illegal. Pot is not one of them, and legalizing and tax pot would help to fund treating addictions to other, more harmful drugs, as a public health problem rather than simply a crime.