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Serene Jones

Serene Jones

Posted: July 19, 2010 08:00 AM

Dear Mr. Beck,

Serene Jones here. I'm President of Union Theological Seminary in New York, home of James Cone, the scholar featured on your liberation theology program this week.

I write with exciting news. Bibles are en route to you, even as we speak! Kindly let me explain. On your show, you said that social justice is not in the Bible, anywhere. Oh my, Mr. Beck. At first we were so confused. We couldn't figure out how you could possibly miss this important theme. And then it hit us: maybe you don't have a Bible to read. Let me assure you, this is nothing to be ashamed of. Many people live Bible-less lives. But we want to help out. And so, as I write this, our students are collecting Bibles from across the nation, packing them in boxes, and sending them to your offices. Grandmothers, uncles, children, co-workers -- indeed, Bible-readers from all walks of life have eagerly contributed. They should be arriving early next week, hopefully just in time for your next show. Read them with zeal!

Oh, I almost forgot: we've marked a few of the social justice passages, just in case you can't find them.

But as good as this might sound, that's not all! You express such a fervent desire to interpret the rich faith of the gospels that we have decided to offer you a substantial scholarship to Union for advanced theological studies, should you matriculate. Indeed, a fundraising campaign is already underway to offset the cost of your education. It is true that in your case you may need some remedial study before Master's level work can commence, but we are willing to work with you as you come up to speed with the rest of our student body.

In this regard, may I recommend preparatory summer readings? Have you heard of John Calvin's Institutes of the Christian Religion or Reinhold Niebuhr's Nature and Destiny of Man? Both are Caucasian men -- not that it matters -- and they have lovely discussions of religion and politics. You'll just eat them up!

And now a final piece of good news. Your show has clearly stirred renewed interest in liberation theology and in the work of our esteemed faculty. Our own media department works tirelessly to promote their many books and articles. Somewhat embarrassingly, I have to admit that in all these years, we have never achieved a video campaign comparable to the exposure achieved by your own video segment's showing. We were astounded to see so many people hearing about the work of our seminary. In recognition of this free publicity, we want to offer you a reduced housing rate on our campus if you enroll as a student.

Do write soon so that we can discuss the terms of your application, scholarship, and housing. And let us know when you receive the Bibles -- especially if we can further assist you in any way with your reading and study.

We anxiously await your reply. In the meantime, please enjoy this video compilation of welcomes from our students:


Graciously yours,

Serene Jones
President
Union Theological Seminary

 
 
 
Dear Mr. Beck, Serene Jones here. I'm President of Union Theological Seminary in New York, home of James Cone, the scholar featured on your liberation theology program this week. I write with exci...
Dear Mr. Beck, Serene Jones here. I'm President of Union Theological Seminary in New York, home of James Cone, the scholar featured on your liberation theology program this week. I write with exci...
 
 
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06:52 AM on 08/29/2010
I think Union's reply to Beck is simply hilarious as well as pointed. Only one challenge remains - getting him to read it, and getting his constituency to understand it.
11:42 PM on 08/02/2010
Christianity is most certainly here to stay for quite some time; I just hope it looks and sounds more like this.
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11:03 PM on 07/30/2010
Calling the Bible anything but an interesting cultural artifact that gave the western world a millennium of darkness, centuries of religious atrocities, and political abuses that continue to do real damage to the lives of millions! The Bible should be required text in some classes, namely those that read Mien Kampf, Autobiography of Bernito Mussolini, Mao's Red Book, and the like as examples of the perfidies of the human psych and the dangers of the tribal nature of humans; not to mention the endless example of how easy it is to lead the human mob to actions that are inhumane and depraved!

Christianity, like the other Abrahamic traditions is a perverse archaic superstition of desert nomadic tribes of the middle east from 3000 years ago!!
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Barbara Graham
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03:11 PM on 08/02/2010
I'm sorry you missed the point, I really am. I share your opinion overall, but c'mon. This is a humorous piece riffing off Glenn Beck's uninformed claptrap.

See, Beck claimed there's no social justice in the Bible, and people who know better decided to capitalize on his ignorance by sending him multiple Good Books, which is funny.

It'd be even funnier if he were caught selling them to a Muslim group planning a bookburning next to the Dove World Outreach Center's planned Quran roast.
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Jacqueline R
05:02 PM on 07/30/2010
I thought it was a very good response to a hypocrit. Maybe, if there is a miracle, Mr. Beck will take them up on their offer and actually become educated in what he has been spouting off about.
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03:44 PM on 07/29/2010
This was such a releife for me, I was starting to think I was the only Christian out there that thinks Beck is a Kook and evil!
He speaks with such confidence that he speaks for All concervatives, and Christains, but he speaks for himself.
His own opinions are, as he is, a mormon and he does try to endoctrinate, as expected.
11:47 PM on 07/28/2010
Beck better get to reading before he goes blind. The it will really be the blind leading the blind on Faux news.
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03:46 PM on 07/29/2010
Nice play on Faux vs Fox!
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1jdgriff
Logic Prevails
11:23 AM on 07/28/2010
For the record, and to the writer of the letter, Beck is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons). The church recognizes the King James Version (KJV) of the Bible as the word of God, (and here is the key to all Christian religions) as far as it is interpreted correctly. They have cross referenced the KJV in full detail with the Book of Mormon. So, although Beck does supposedly belong to the church (some think he states he is a member just to enjoy the revenue from the membership), his verbal practices do not follow the teachings of the church, nor the teachings of Christ either. To assume he has not read the bible, might be correct, based on his radical comments, which are clearly opposite of the pure teaching of Christ and the apostles, in the KJV and in the Book of Mormon. I enjoyed the letter and film and would also enjoy reading a response from Beck, although I know he would never respond because there is no money in doing so.
10:41 AM on 07/28/2010
I watched that video thinking they were going to present a reasonable response. The whole tone of the video is cynical and condescending and I didn't find it helpful at all.

Glenn talks alot about charitable giving, the mantra of his show is faith, hope, and charity. He just points out that when some churches use the term 'social justice' they are really referring to a political belief. They use it for such things as government run health care or climate change or entitlement programs.

We all want the same things we just disagree about how to get there. Some of us believe that massive government involvement is no way to solve our problems and in fact government makes our problems worse. So to a conservative like myself if someone is using the term 'social justice' to achieve their objectives through government and not personal actions I believe they actually doing more harm than good.
12:34 AM on 07/30/2010
I agree. My husband is a Mormon bishop and is in "the trenches" distributing aid and helping the poor and needy rebuild their lives. The hardest people to help are those who have been long time or generational government welfare recepients. When you buy into the victim mentality you give all your
personal power over to someone else. You can offer opportunities but it is almost impossible to restore self respect and a good work ethic. People NEED to work for what they obtain. Giving indiscriminately sounds good on paper but it leads to dependency and despondency. I know this to be true.
gclafontaine
Sand is a small price to pay for sandlessness.
10:07 AM on 07/28/2010
You speak of the Bible as if it has some admiral moral standing. It doesn't. Time and again it teaches us that killing people is o.k. if they aren't your people. The Koran is no better.
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07:19 AM on 07/28/2010
"Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor"

"But many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be first."

"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."

"Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself."

That's just one little chapter. Of course, the same chapter praises eunuchs... But, if people want to claim belief in the words it may help to know what those words are.
10:28 AM on 07/27/2010
I like the idea, but the fact the tone of the letter and video is just as low as Beck doesn't paint a good image of this institution in my eyes.
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AntigoneRisen
06:19 AM on 07/28/2010
It is no where near as low as Beck. It doesn't have a single reference to a Nazi, for one thing.
10:43 PM on 07/28/2010
I agree and disagree. I really was expecting more from a religious institution, I don't agree with your 'as low as Beck' statement but I really thought they would have had something more profound to say. I found it condescending and cynical. It really made me think he hit a nerve because he's correct.
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darcdante
01:21 AM on 07/27/2010
I don't think Jesus ever spoke on taxation. I wish he weren't thrown around so much in the political arena, though I guess it's a good sign that His Name still carries some weight to it. :)
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AntigoneRisen
06:21 AM on 07/28/2010
Yes, Jesus spoke on taxation. He was asked directly about it. Mark 12:17 has the reply, "Jesus said to them, 'Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and to God the things that are God’s.' And they marveled at him."

The answer isn't at all helpful to Beck, so I doubt he will ever quote it.
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darcdante
01:19 PM on 07/28/2010
Yeah, I mentioned that in another post and didn't really bother going into detail here.

1) Beck never said we shouldn't pay taxes, so it's not as if he has said anything unBiblical.

2) Jesus never spoke on tax rates. All he said was "pay your taxes." That's not really helpful to anyone's argument, except simply for people who believe in obeying the law, which is most everyone on both sides of the political spectrum.
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DeBartolo
01:58 PM on 07/26/2010
talking with Glen Beck about anything is like shaking hands with an empty glove....and sending him Bibles is "casting your pearls before the swin"
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babybelle
EARTH without art is just EH
01:11 PM on 07/26/2010
Every major religion has a golden rule.
That is what is important and we would all do well to practice it.
BlackTantalus
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11:27 AM on 07/26/2010
“Conservative.” That's a woody word, isn't it? Sorry, that's a Monty Python sketch.

“Conserve.” Action that might make a Tea Bagger shudder. Imagine the audacity of hope to conscript a word that means things your movement isn't very happy about or comfortable with.

“Conservation.” That's getting scarier. Next thing you know, people might think about the Civilian Conservation Corps, the New Deal, FDR, and Marxism.

“Conservatism,” oh my, is Marxism!