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The UFO Bestiary

Posted: 04/27/2012 11:13 am

You may not see massive UFO exhibits at your local science museum, but there's no dearth of saucer stories infesting my email. Every day I receive several reports of alien sightings, extraterrestrial plans for Earth, and agitated screeds about the reluctance of scientists to take the whole subject seriously. Plenty of people think they have convincing evidence for other-worldly visitors, and they want me to know.

Allow me to first note that this is a phenomenon worthy of attention. If aliens are really hanging out in our 'hood, it's hard to imagine any other fact more worthy of study. If not, then why does such a large fraction of the populace insist on believing they're here?

Note that few, if any, of these emails are penned by hoaxers. The correspondents are sincere, and many simply wish to help us in our search for evidence of extraterrestrial intelligence. Others are ticked off, usually at me.

It's a fire hose of correspondence, but stepping back a bit from the massive electronic corpus, it strikes me that virtually all of it falls into one of four categories. For the curious and interested, I list these subject areas below, together with a modestly elaborated description of each.

Sightings. The majority of my UFO diet consists of reports describing suspected encounters. This is not surprising, as there are thousands of sightings annually. The emailer has seen something unusual in the sky that he interprets as probable evidence of alien presence. Unfortunately, it's hard to say much about these stories. After all, I wasn't there.

I much prefer the photos and videos that are sometimes offered. The UFOs generally appear small, but contrary to frequent assumption, this doesn't prove that they're at high altitude moving at high speed (consider bugs and birds).

Many of the images are artifacts of photography. One gentleman sent me dozens of nighttime photos of city streets, featuring big, blobby and bright UFOs. But these luminous aliens only showed themselves when there was a street lamp in the shot. I suggested that they were internal reflections in the camera lens, and not alien ships behaving like moths. He disagreed...

Suggestions. Some people just want to feed the suggestion box. They've got information on how we can do our job better, such as telling us to swing our antennas in the direction of a particular star system where they're sure aliens are awaiting discovery. A favorite suggested target is the star system Zeta Reticuli, a locale made popular by the famous UFO case of Betty and Barney Hill. As it happens, we have examined Zeta Reticuli with our antennas -- not because of Betty and Barney, but because it's close (39 light-years). We didn't hear any Reticulans.

Other mails ask why we still look for radio signals when advanced aliens would surely communicate via hyperdimensional physics. Whatever that is. Others urge us to tune our receivers to the "frequency of DNA." Whatever that is.

Strange stuff. Why are we wasting time hunting for signals, say some correspondents, when extraterrestrials have left calling cards all over the planet? Virtually any pointed edifice is considered a candidate for alien engineering. After all, how could the Egyptians or Mayans have possibly stacked up stone blocks into pyramids? The Washington Monument -- also pointy -- is not considered an alien artifact as it was built by Americans who, of course, can manage this sort of project without extraterrestrial contractors.

Another story I get several times a month is that Homo sapiens is a deliberate creation of other-worldly beings. We're E.T.'s science fair project. The fact that our DNA is 98 percent the same as that of chimps implies that either the aliens must have also created our simian pals, or they were content to make us only very slightly better than what Nature had already served up.

A final category of strange stuff includes the correspondents who repeatedly claim that they are aliens. I wonder if they enjoy equal protection under the law.

Slams. While the above correspondence is interesting, it's not particularly unnerving. That cannot be said for those folks who like to excoriate me for being skeptical about alien visitation. They generally argue that the only reasons that few scientists give much credence to the visitation idea are these: (1) The government is keeping all the good evidence under wraps, and (2) Scientists are knee-jerk debunkers, unwilling to take any of this stuff seriously.

It's hard to believe that the aliens have cleverly arranged things so that only governments can find convincing evidence of their presence. And, of course, if you accept that premise, it follows that all the UFO reports by ordinary citizens are inadequate to establish the truth of aliens-on-Earth (a bummer of a message for organizations like MUFON).

As for the idea that scientists are either dumb or deliberately mum -- well hey, that's a slur both silly and personally wounding.

Imagine if Bigfoot enthusiasts blamed their failure to convince zoologists of the existence of these elusive beasts on (1) the state of Washington, which was deliberately covering up the really good evidence, and (2) forest rangers, who were derelict in their duty because they don't relentlessly investigate these hirsute hominids. Would such arguments convince you that Bigfoot was afoot?

The fact is, if you're certain that our planet is hosting alien visitors, the way to gain acceptance for your point of view is to prove it, not insist that the problem lies with third parties. The blame game is a cop-out.

 
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farmerlady
Blonde, Democratic socialist, and unwilling expat
11:01 AM on 05/26/2012
Why do so many people believe in UFOs?

I dunno, why do so many people believe in a supreme being they must worship but will never see?

Can millions of people be wrong? Why yes, yes they can.
12:07 PM on 05/24/2012
Maybe the solution to the UFO debate is to construct a visible "UFO welcoming site" somewhere on Earth, preferably on a large plain or valley somewhere, that is continually monitored by video and stationed personnel. It could be surrounded by lasers and radio beacons. It could also feature a large rest area, refreshments, and kiddie rides for both alien and human visitors.

By the way, Canadian politician Paul Hellyer made a UFO Landing Pad in St. Paul, Alberta. It looks like a large, raised picnic area.
12:51 AM on 05/08/2012
Believe it or not, bigfoot researchers are beginning to blame a government cover-up. Justin Smeja, the guy who claimed he shot two sasquatches while hunting, was apparently visited by government agents who only left after making sure he didn't have bigfoot bodies stashed in his house. Another guy who claimed he shot two sasquatches, Texan Ed "Bugs" Hale, claimed that government agents came and forced him at gunpoint to show them where he buried the bodies, dug them up, and took them away. There's even been a recent claim that bigfoots wander through Edwards Air Base at night, and the guards have been told not to shoot them. This sort of thing seems to get incorporated into every fringe belief system.
04:41 PM on 05/07/2012
Seth, how many suggestions for Asteroid 2010 SO16 have you had so far?

What category do requests to take seriously the several retired USAF and Soviet missile officers who have documented 120 instances of missile system failure coinciding with UFO sightings at http://ufohastings.com fall in to?
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02:45 PM on 05/07/2012
Ahh, the UFO debate. Life imitating art, epitomized. Funny how 'eyewitness accounts' all end up describing what Hollywood created 50 years ago. Note how many UFO sightings occur in war-torn countries. None.
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Grasse7
yes I said yes I will Yes
05:14 PM on 05/07/2012
Do a little homework before posting next time. These reports go back long before Hollywood weighed in on the subject.
11:19 PM on 05/14/2012
Wow. You have no idea what you are talkng about...some of the first reports of UFOs occurred in WW2.
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farmerlady
Blonde, Democratic socialist, and unwilling expat
11:02 AM on 05/26/2012
Just at the time our military began constructing and experimenting with many different kinds of aircraft, including saucers with rotating spin stabilizers. Hmmm.
11:45 AM on 05/07/2012
you said:
"As it happens, we have examined Zeta Reticuli with our antennas -- not because of Betty and Barney, but because it's close (39 light-years). We didn't hear any Reticulans."

I say:
Mr Shostak, you make a point of stating "not because of Betty and Barney Hill". Your implication is that this case, or perhaps ANY UFO or abduction scenario, would never be reason enough for you to turn your antenna in that direction. Non action that you no doubt consider both normal and appropriate, in spite of the fact that the Hill abduction and 1000's of other UFO encounters have very powerful and convincing anecdotal plus physical evidence to support their credibility.

Virtually all serious researchers are of the opinion that the SETI organization projects an elite fundamentalist attitude. As their spokesman Mr Shostak, you appear to be hiding behind a religion called mainstream science, confidently protected by conventional thoughts and arguments, and buttressed by public institutions.

Fortunately, today's Internet was provided great opportunities for courageous, "out of the box" thinkers. Brave men and women, like astronaut Edgar Mitchel, former Canadian Defence Minister Paul Hellyer, historian Rich Dolan, scientist Michio Kaku, journalist Leslie Kean, and witness Jesse Marcel.

I'm 63 now, and have studied the UFO phenomena most of my adult life. If there is only one consequence when the operators of these mysterious craft we call UFOs finally make themselves known to the public, let it be that people like you are out of a job.
09:50 PM on 05/07/2012
I am so sad to hear that you spent so much time this way, but, perhaps you had some fun and made some friends. Skeptoid.com just...open your mind a bit further.
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01:41 PM on 05/08/2012
The NSA likes to have a little joke now and then.

http://www.nsa.gov/public_info/_files/ufo/key_to_et_messages.pdf

Go ahead - read it. Now skepticize it for the enjoyment of all.
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rsargerod
Truth leads to enlightenment and wisdom!
03:18 AM on 05/05/2012
The UFO phenomenon is something which has existed since ancient history, it is even evident and described in biblical text and ancient drawings and art throughout many parts of the World. The fact that some accounts are disputable as hoaxes, too many accounts have no explanation and does leave us to wonder. We have have to understand that the our Universe consists of Billions of Stars and Planets, that recently we have have been discovering Planets which have habitable atmospheres, yet too far for us to reach by conventional space travel. The reason why so much skepticism about the subject is that Hollywood has promoted it as science fiction, and Governments and religion have debunked the subject in order to prevent pandemonia, but the evidence is real. Some accounts are secret experimental aircrafts which the Government along with private industry have created and are still testing, many believe that that most of the phenomenon being witnessed is part of alien captured technology from downed UFO's. The only way to deal with the issue, is to keep an open mind!
10:04 PM on 05/07/2012
No, the best way to deal with this subject is with educated, hard-nosed skepticism, and the reason behind such skepticism is because there is not a single provable shred of evidence of so-called "aliens" in existence. Remember this, only a believer has to show proof of anything, a skeptic must be shown that proof. You cannot quote the bible and say it speaks of "aliens." it does not. No way, nowhere, no how. Nor do old religions from the Indian Indians to the American Indians. You cannot say prehistoric man painted images of encounters, you don't know WHAT they were trying to depict, and neither do I or anyone else living today. There is not one single account out there of visitation, or sightings that can hold an ounce of water, much less truth. TRUTH, or "proven fact" must be documented and corroborated and MUST stand up to rigorous skeptical scientific study, which not one incident ever has. Never. The Phoenix Lights? Flares. The Brown Mountain Lights? A railroad train. The Rendlesham Forest Incident? A lighthouse. Roswell? A balloon train. Night abductions and visitations? Nocturnal paralysis coupled with dreams. Crop Circles? Goofballs with a couple of boards and a good eye for drawing. In this day and age of computer generated imagery, all video and photography of anything remotely "paranormal" is immediately suspect. A 12 year old with AfterEffects on his computer can create wonders that would fool anyone, if they were not skeptical.
11:29 PM on 05/14/2012
I agree with your sentiment, but you are wrong in some of your examples. The RAF bentwaters case/rendelsham forrest incident has never been conclusively explained as a "lighthouse". That explanation was offered by a forrester, despite the fact that several eyewitness accounts, civilian and military specifically stated that the lighthouse was visible--and distinct from--other objects in the sky and descended in the forest. RAF London and Bentwaters also reported radar targets of unidentified objects across the nights when these accounts were noted. There are also several official statements from US military staff reporting a solid object on the ground; something not easily confused with a distant beacon. Check out g. bruni's "you can't tell the people" for more comprehensive reporting on this case.
05:39 PM on 05/21/2012
"The best way to deal with this subject is with educated, hard-nosed skepticism."

I couldn't agree more!

As an agnostic, I'm very familiar with the burden of proof requirement for anyone making outlandish claims. But the fact remains, there IS evidence. There are hundreds of non-edited videos (and thousands of fake videos created with after effects). There are official reports from many pilots and military personal. There is also radar data. There are geiger counter readings. Plus, several events that have all of these forms of evidence. If you would like to see some decent evidence, I would recommend these videos:

http://youtu.be/1QRqL09raIQ (history channel documentary)
http://youtu.be/3jUU4Z8QdHI (military testimony)
http://youtu.be/e-g3OlX7AuQ (norwegian video evidence)

I would recommend the first link. At the end there is a photograph that was analyzed by two physicists. One of the physicists found a magnetic field around the object in the photo. Does it prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they exist? No, but it is evidence none the less, and should be considered by any reasonable open minded skeptic.
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OregonDoug
Kilgore Trout Lives.
09:11 PM on 05/04/2012
With respect to your below point, Seth. Were you aware that there might be a relationship between some UFO's and Bigfoot? Not to muddy the waters....

"Imagine if Bigfoot enthusiasts blamed their failure to convince zoologists of the existence of these elusive beasts on (1) the state of Washington, which was deliberately covering up the really good evidence, and (2) forest rangers, who were derelict in their duty because they don't relentlessly investigate these hirsute hominids. Would such arguments convince you that Bigfoot was afoot?"
01:00 PM on 05/02/2012
"Brooklyn Bridge Abduction"
Witnessed by several secret service- as well as a former United Nations Secretary General Javier Perez while driving NYC- also witnessed by those stranded on the bridge, after their vehicles stalled. The craft put on a spectacular light show during the process- as to make sure they got the attention of a certain spectator. The craft was last seen splashing into the East River. Seven seperate witnesses have came forth since this night in '89. Javier refused to go public, for obvious reasons.
Officially, he was in bed with a cold that night- (Even though his Rolls Royce happened to be sitting in the middle of a limo escort close to the river that night)
One of the most exciting cases of the 20th century. I don't know what to believe sometimes, regarding this subject. For me, the question is no longer "If"....but "what" and "why"
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Julia Bailey
01:58 PM on 05/03/2012
I think you need to buy a lot more stuff to understand. Buy things. Spend your money. Consume.
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12:55 PM on 05/07/2012
Sorry, if I don't witness something, I don't believe in it.

Serves me well.
Rexter
Question everything.
08:11 AM on 05/02/2012
No one can deny the thousands of UFO sightings reported annually. Many can be explained as something quite terrestrial, and those that cannot remain UFO's. That is about the end of the story.

Not in all these years of sightings, encounters, abductions, and everything related to this topic has anyone, anywhere, collected one piece of physical evidence and put it on public display - not once! I keep an open mind on the subject, and don't believe we are alone in this universe, but grainy photos, hoaxsters, and eyewitness accounts are not physical evidence. Until that evidence is provided, the lights in the sky remain as unknowns and unidentified.

Internet web sites purporting to have all the facts and evidence abound. Again, not physical evidence. Challenge any of these founts of UFO knowledge to produce some evidence - like I said, it just isn't there. It is however a great topic for speculation and imagination so enjoy it as such.
10:09 PM on 05/07/2012
Please, oh, PLEASE visi skeptoid.com or The James Randi Educational Foundation! You are a prime candidate for enlightenment into the world of the educated skeptic! It is refreshing to read a skeptical viewpoint here.
Rexter
Question everything.
08:46 AM on 05/08/2012
Sam, the JREF still has it's $1 million dollar reward money for anyone producing proof. If you or anyone else wants that million bucks - get some physical evidence and go collect that prize. That is alot of money, it would buy military vows of silence and every other method the government uses to suppress information. I might not know my ET's very well, but I know my fellow man - a million bucks to produce an artifact? We would have lots of them to critique. There just aren't any to support the belief.
04:06 PM on 05/01/2012
Why even write such tripe as this? Dude, look up in the sky. There is an astounding amount of video evidence, some from unedited NASA tapes, that PROVE there is visitation. I don't even know where to start with all the data that's out there. Take your blinders off and actually watch some of the outstanding documentaries available. There is no longer any question about it.
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taoistpunk
because the monks wouldn't have me..
08:53 AM on 05/02/2012
sorry, from your diatribe it is hard to tell, are you talking about aliens or the angels of jebus?
10:13 PM on 05/07/2012
No, there isn't. Really. No real solid unquestionable evidence at all. Not one shred. No photos, no video. It is all compromised in some way, whether it is from an unknown source, a single witness, a group of unsupervised "witnesses" or simply pics of an explainable phenomenon. The leap from, "I see something in the sky that I do not recognize" to "ALIENS!!!!" should be a gulf as wide as the universe itself. Never, never, EVER look up, see a light that you do not recognize and jump to the most outlandish, impossible answer possible. Please. It just perpetuates ignorance.
08:44 PM on 05/21/2012
I would consider radar data as evidence. I would also consider target tracking systems on an F-16 to be data as well.
05:40 PM on 04/30/2012
A skeptic must ask for the data behind a theory, which is a tough threshold for any belief based system to cross.
01:02 PM on 05/06/2012
Ignoring the data because the theories are undesirable, is certainly not science (and unfortunately, is the modus operandi of many in the scientific field). A scientist is eager to see the data, in order to develop hypotheses. The data should determine the course of the results, in hopefully an objective and unbiased manner.

The problem with the UFO field, is that good data is difficult to obtain. Too many hoaxers!
01:28 AM on 05/17/2012
The things you mention, like hoaxes, are definitely problems. However, I'd say that there is in fact good data. Two of the biggest studies on UFOs ever were Bluebook Special Report 14, and the Condon Report. Each has data that is fairly compelling, though certainly not "proof" of extraterrestrial UFOs. It is fair to call the data very suggestive of that hypothesis, however. Anyone who reads these reports objectively and critically -- and I do mean anyone -- will see the disconnect between the conclusions drawn therein and the raw data / case analyses presented.

Unfortunately, to actually be convinced of this fact -- this simple thesis that the Air Force doesn't know what it's dealing with but doesn't want us to panic over it -- a skeptic must engage in over 1,000 pages of reading. To start! But can anyone think of a subject more worthy of 1,000 pages of scientific reading?

As to the ridicule meted out by some in this thread... that there are even thousands of pages of legitimate science on the UFO topic, much of it indicating a solid core of data among 90% junk, and highlighting the need for more systematic study... well, shouldn't that alone be enough to give pause to the scoffers?
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02:27 PM on 04/30/2012
Once my eyes were entirely blue, today I have what appears to be golden rings around the pupils, that can be documented.

One day I awoke to find I had what appeared to be the letter "Y" lightly scratched into my left bicep, with nothing around that could have caused it, only linen sheets. Notice I say "appeared"?

Most of my life I have required asthma inhalers to pervent an asthma attack. It has been several months now since I have used one, even tho I do still smoke, oft times quite heavily.

I have had allergies all of my life, for which the reactions would trigger asthmatic attacks. For the last month approx i have lived at my friends whose cat i have in the past been highly allergic to, as of yet there has been no difficulties whatsoever.

If anyone had bothered to take things seriously, I am well aware of the delicacy of the situation. The ramifications for both science and religion if I am in fact "different". Although theoretically I am possible, in fact there are those today who dream of creating soemthing similar to me, technologically it is beyond humanitites ability.

The fact is I exist, the question is why, and perhaps by whom? Although I can create several explanations, without the proper resources they exist only as possibilities. Time will prove true, one or more of my theories.
nschomer
Scientifically Progressive Libertarian Socialist
01:10 PM on 05/02/2012
Wow, I suppose you haven't bothered to use the internet to actually research any of this stuff you talked about, despite using it to post rambling diatribes about how special you are...
The gold rings around your pupils are a result of producing less melanin as you age, in those with light pigment to start with, the yellow pigments can appear gold, especially in contrast with blue pupils. Or, of course it could be rock solid evidence of alien tampering. Take your pick.
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OregonDoug
Kilgore Trout Lives.
08:59 PM on 05/04/2012
How is it possible to be a Libertarian and a Socialist at the same time? People before profits except when the Libertarian side of the splilt political personality can see a way to profit after all, but only with less government regulation?
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Bergen2
01:29 PM on 04/30/2012
If most scientists did not believe intelligent life existed outside of earth, SETI would not exist.
08:43 AM on 05/01/2012
The only thing that sucks about SETI is that it's kind of like NASA where anything found can easily be kept from the poor people.
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Bergen2
11:06 AM on 05/01/2012
You are probably absolutely right! It's truly unfortunate that we as taxpayers fund things like NASA but they have little to no accountability to us and behave like stealth elitists.
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taoistpunk
because the monks wouldn't have me..
08:57 AM on 05/02/2012
no one is stopping you from putting up your own antena there, Reallyparanoid Guy.
01:05 PM on 05/06/2012
Unfortuately, SETI is founded on fairly suspect science. The chances that distant civilizations would be using 1920's Earth radio technology is remote at best. Furthermore, the probability that they would be aiming their signals precisely in our direction is probably nil. Apparently, Earth's ambient radio signals have largely dissipated soon after leaving the solar system.
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ddanimal
01:14 PM on 04/30/2012
The evidence for alien visitation is overwhelming. Skeptics like Mr Shostak simply refuse to educate themselves with the best available evidence. They argue against the weakest evidence, and fraudulently declare victory. Meanwhile, those that are well-read in the UFO literature are appalled by the ignorance of the skeptics.
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taoistpunk
because the monks wouldn't have me..
09:00 AM on 05/02/2012
no matter how much you cry about it courtroom evidence will never be accepted as a basis for science.
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JWebberPhoto
Ain't skeered
01:19 PM on 05/04/2012
Maybe you should email Seth about your "evidence."
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ddanimal
03:17 PM on 05/04/2012
Denialists like you bash the evidence without ever learning about it. Mr Shostak can read Leslie Keans book, for starters.